• Sell Montana to Canada for $1
Trillion to Erase National
Debt
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Montana is literally useless just tell Canada that it has bevers or something.
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    • The debt is 22 trillion
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    • Look at this photo and tell me that my home state is useless. Ignore the caption... or don’t
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    • Let's give them California, since Californians want free health care and social justice.
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    • Fuck giving up Montana. Let’s sell them Illinois, and the sweeten the deal, we throw in California and Ohio.
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    • Montana is beautiful. Let’s sell them Jersey instead
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    • Then cut California in half so we have 50 states again
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    • The fuck i love montana give them California
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    • Aren't there a lot of nuclear weapons in Montana?
      jewcap 9 aug
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    • Montana is one of the best states and you literally cannot change my mind I would give up any other to keep it and I dont even live there
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    • It looks like how biden is sniffing idaho. Or headbutting it maliciously
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    • Alright whos gonna tell em we are 30 trillion dollars in debt
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    • Because 1 Trillion will erase our whole 22 Trillion debt...
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    • Yall are some dumb mother fuckers, Montana isnone of the most beautiful states and ilp be damned if yall let that sell before California.
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    • Uh no. Sell them California. Montana is badass
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    • Fuck that, Montana is gorgeous. Why can’t we get rid of California or Maine?
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    • Sell us a hot state please, Winter here is as cold as -40 degrees.
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    • Just print more money duhhh retards
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    • But montana has a bunch of missile silos
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    • The 13 people in Montana might take offense to this
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    • I mean theres not beavers but there is a lot of natural wildlife. I dont live there, but its definitely a better place to to go on trips to than shitty cities like NYC.
      edgemania 10 aug
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    • Let’s just sell California, it’s practically a communist government
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    • bevers
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    • "Bevers"
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    • How about this... give them California for some syrup and about a hundred bucks
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    • Bold of you to assume we have money.
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    • Fuck nah Cali is going first
      GreyBoy 10 aug
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    • Fuck you, we’ve got plenty of stuff
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    • Montana is full of oil and minerals as well as farmland
      lark117 10 aug
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    • Or we can just invade them
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    • Montana, Wyoming, and the western dakotas are some of the most beautiful places in the country. Sell them one of our shithole states filled with shitty people.
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    • Just tell China to fuck off and erase national debt
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    • It amazes me how people spend countless days, nights, weeks on end researching anything political, yet lack the mental capacity to see the cage they’re being put in. Debt is literally an endless cycle. Hypothetically, we started with 1 mil, it’s impossible to make more than that but it’s still taxed
      C_Matic 10 aug
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    • Lol na sell them california
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    • Fuck you guys. Once you live in montana you will regret your decision!! FUCK YOU
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    • Get rid of commiefornia
      LinkIsI 10 aug
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    • Sell the best state for fly fishing? You must be out of your damn mind
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    • No fuck you i live there
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    • Sell them California
      watzbeats 10 aug
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    • Pretty sure Montana was home to multiple missile blacksites during the cold war. Also pretty sure Montana is still a target should any other country launch missiles at us. Not entirely useless.
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    • Fucking Californians are moving to Montana and ruined big sky so let’s sell California cause fuck them
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    • They are so nice they might do it just to help us out
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    • Anyone else read that as "1 dollar trillion" or...?
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    • *Beavers
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    • Fucking sell California. Massive drain on the US
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    • I’m Canadian and I don’t want Montana, I want Alaska
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    • Our national debt is 26x that size. Sooooo...
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    • Fuck that sell California.
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    • If the people in Montana could read they would be very upset with this
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    • As a Montanan, can confirm it is useless. Nothing of importance here, so don't bother coming to visit. Just stay away... over there
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    • Montana is fucking awesome. Sell them California. Makes sense right? Cuz we have Alaska over there
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    • Made by a Californian
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    • Sell Washington to Canada and California to Mexico. Then release Oregon as its own country. Just completely disrupt the socioeconomic plays of the world
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    • As a Montanan. You definitely don't want to get rid of us. Get rid of California.
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    • Native Montanan here can you just let us secede we’ll give you two buffalo and a mtn dew
      BootyLip 10 aug
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    • But Montana makes sense because it’s close and they can just absorb it. Same with Minnesota, I hope they take Minnesota too. Only because I live there
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    • How about let’s not bc Montana is one of the best states out there
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    • Canada, we will trade you Seattle, Portland, Chicago, and all of California for some poutine...
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    • haHAA_ 9 aug
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    • Nah sell California and make it their problem
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    • Nah I like Montana it’s fun to say give em Wyoming or some shit
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    • Montana is a beautiful state, I’ll be dead before it’s gone, I tell you what
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    • “i’m pretty sure you mean North Montana. hasn’t been called Canada in years.”
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    • What are we gonna do about the other 25.5 trillion dollars of debt?
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    • Sell North Dakota, Montana is a treasure
      uppissh 10 aug
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    • Canada wouldn’t want Montana. Maybe they’d pay $10 if we really sell it.
      lwpack 10 aug
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    • Wrong we have the missiles fuck off lesser states
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    • Y’all can have California
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    • I’d rather live in Montana than all your stupid liberal states
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    • FUCK YOU, Montana is great!
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    • Let’s just sell California
      ancats 9 aug
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    • All I can see in Montana now is Joe Biden sniffing Idaho
      Gronch 10 aug
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    • Anyone else know that the us is 26 trillion in debt
      digicamo 9 aug
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    • No no, Michigan...
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    • Half of Yellowstone is in Montana and you don’t want to awake the spirit of Teddy
      I_am_Lrr 9 aug
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    • You fools! Montana is known for its wheat and barley! You sell it the alcohol industry takes a big hit
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    • hi im from Washington, just give WA to canada, we're basically baby canada
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    • Wouldn't it be better if we sold Florida, we get money AND get rid of 90% of the retarted.
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    • we could always sweeten the deal with California. I’m surprised there’s no military bases in Montana actually lol. Seems like prime land to just smack a massive joint base in.
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    • A lot of good hunting in Montana
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    • Nah fuck that, sell California. Or the Dakotas, they’re both fucking useless
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    • I thought we bought Canada and that became North Montana.
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    • Nah. Give them california. Take it for free.
      Andos 9 aug
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    • Hey, I live in Montana :(
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    • I should sell one of the 50 states on eBay to make some easy cash.
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    • Take North Dakota, Montana has national parks and amazing hunting spots nobody uses North Dakota for shit
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    • we’re just gonna ignore the fact that they spelled beavers wrong... 🤭
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    • Ok, yes California is a giant shit show but so is everyone else, in different ways. Sorta rely on Cali, Ag powerhouse and silicon valley. We need to innovate and allow ourselves to appericate science and funtamental overall good will of our fellow human beings. This is legit the time we make it.
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    • I visited Michigan for a month. It looks exactly like Canada but sprinkle in some Trump and Confederate flags. Oh and I guess their cherries were good
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    • Why don't yall fuck off, Montana is the best state, no contest
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    • I live in Montana and i would be totally fine with that, i would rather be part of canada at this point
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    • Capture and sell off our radicals to counties with slavery to pay off our national dept
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    • I agree with these comments give em California, then we sell it for like 50 trillion times its worth, much like the price of a home there. Its genius, also I say this considering that the actual value of California is $1 USD.
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    • A shit lib wrote this. Stay out of Montana if you’re a dem
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    • Where my Montanans?
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    • #sell Indiana it doesn’t even exist anyways
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    • This dumbass will be allowed to vote. Lol 😂
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    • Sell Wisconsin their a bunch of pussies
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    • No sell California to them so it’s like their own Alaska
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    • The national debt is like 23 trillion
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    • *canada finds oil well in Montana* USA:🤔🤔🤔😏
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