British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever
Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33
ape
at the same time
SkulKnight SkulKnight
21 nov 2020
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33 ape at the same time
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
probable_machine probable_machine
12 jan 2021
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
Markmarkmark
13 dec 2020
When you tried really hard at white elephant but they keep trying to get people to steal it.
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
"Orange you glad
didn't say banana?!"
BRAZZERS com I
...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
3 apr
"Orange you glad didn't say banana?!" BRAZZERS com I ...and that was the last time she had groceries delivered to her house.
What do you chial
Of what ? aew
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
What do you chial Of what ? aew
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword.
1200
'Tetanus
Hunter
Cheechy Cheechy
29 sep 2020
Hunter finds 1200 Viking sword. 1200 'Tetanus Hunter
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT
NKE DINTHRE
Adult Adult
23 jun
WHAT MEN THINK ABOUT NKE DINTHRE
Nobody:
Pictures on barbershop wall:
clerp clerp
22 jan 2021
Nobody: Pictures on barbershop wall:
Been a while since I just posted a picture.
Here's another picture of my handsome old man. He is 15 as of now. Y'all stay safe out there. - Been a while since I just posted a picture. Here’s another picture of my handsome old man. He is 15 as of now. Y’all stay safe out there.
leaning_broom leaning_broom
23 sep 2020
Been a while since I just posted a picture. Here's another picture of my handsome old man. He is 15 as of now. Y'all stay safe out there. - Been a while since I just posted a picture. Here’s another picture of my handsome old man. He is 15 as of now. Y’all stay safe out there.
Female NPCs wondering I keep scrolling up while holding the CTRL key
Bacardi Bacardi
24 nov 2020
Female NPCs wondering I keep scrolling up while holding the CTRL key
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
The_Ghostface The_Ghostface
24 sep 2020
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
when you checking sometning In t oven and the heat smack tf out your face
YourGirlYani
15 jan 2021
when you checking sometning In t oven and the heat smack tf out your face