• Pen never get the sex slap intensity
right. They either go too soft because
they're scared to hurt you or they
knock the sonic rings out yo ass. It's
no in between.
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    • My roomate was fucking his gf two rooms away and he slapped that ass so hard he sent her to the fuckin shadow realm, you could hear the sonic fuckin boom created by the chicken cooking slap this man laid down on her cheeks, aint gonna let them live this down
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    • TRY TELLING US WHAT YOU WANT INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ABOUT WHAT YOU GET!
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    • Once I slapped my girls ass too hard while hitting it doggy style, she got pissed and jumped up trying to slap my ass back so I started running and she was chasing me around the house both of us naked. Finally convinced her that she was so hot I lost control. I miss her sometimes but she was crazy
      Khadgar 15 jan
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    • When I was younger I never heard of slapping during sex cause I was sheltered way to much. My first time I ended up with this punk chick and she started getting really rough and all the sudden she just slapped the fuckin shit out me. I was so shocked and confused we couldn't really continue.
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    • Dudes here talking about butt slaps. I’d like a man to slap me across the face sometimes lol
      sickday 15 jan
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    • What was there before you put men in there?
      H8_6669 15 jan
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    • My girl was riding me the other day and she scratched her nails up my thighs so I grabbed her wrists and moved them, and she straight up slapped me. Not too hard, or soft I just looked at her stunned, she had this look of pure power on her face. I was scared.
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    • Nah my man’s got it down. I had him hit me and I kept saying harder or not as hard until he figured it out lol. Now there’s never disappointment
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    • Want it harder? Say harder, wanna be choked? say choke me. Communication is key👌🏼
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    • Every time!!
      Bama_gurl 13 jan
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    • Went to smack a girl on the ass once (and she was on top of me) but I totally missed and hit myself in the nuts. I took that L.
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    • Wonder what that actually said before they blurred it out and wrote “men”
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    • jeyger 15 jan
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    • That's why you tell them HARDER or softer dipahit, it's simple communication
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    • Premarital sex? Cringe
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    • No I want to hit your ass really hard, I want to see a handprint. I want her your asscheeks make noise when I hit them. I want to hear you make a sound.
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    • probably a bitch with no ass writing this, who don’t have enough surface area on her ass to be properly slapped
      xospooki 15 jan
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    • This is sadly true, more intensity is needed. Not to much tho
      Lollzx 15 jan
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    • Quit sleeping with everyone you meet then
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    • This is disgusting you committed a sin against god. You shall be married first. Disgrace
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    • Knocking out sonic rings > too soft
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    • PorkSword 15 jan
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    • I tried hooking up with this one chick who legit wanted me to beat the shit out of her. I just couldn’t. I choked her out on her wishes and just like lost my boner totally. I’m not small and this chick was like 115 lbs; she 100% (no joke) begged me to full force punch her.. I just couldn’t.
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    • ^^ women moment ^^
      Things 15 jan
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    • Because y'all can't handle it, seriously, stop acting like y'all are freaks. The only girls who can actually enjoy the ass slap are kinky white girls who enjoy looking black and blue
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    • We can say the same thing about how you suck our dick but you don’t hear us complaining so stfu
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    • I would like to sign up for a practice class if ladies are offering
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    • I'm quite sure she replaced saggiN (spelled backwards) with Men
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    • Pretty much, one time he slapped my ass really hard and I started crying. I had a handprint sized welt and then a slight bruise for a few days. I liked it but he felt really bad and hasn't done it that hard since 😂
      Reya 15 jan
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    • Is the reason more relationship memes are appearing that people have grown up and finally gotten girlfriends?
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    • Actually if found that sweet spot in the middle. My girl loves it so much she hasn’t woken up in 3 weeks.
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    • Or they go too high and slap your love handle or too low n get ur thigh. Both are painful asf
      iWillSR5 15 jan
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    • Hey my uncle does it perfectly idk what ur talking about 😤
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    • Or they do it too quickly every 2 seconds instead of spreading the slaps out the appropriate amount of time
      Reborn96 15 jan
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    • Wait hold on i just remembered i used to get slapped...i was tryna figure out if i liked it or not and yea, no😂 he really was bitch slappin my face, i rather get slapped on my cheeks. I done tried too much 😳
      AGPoetic 17 jan
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    • if the first slap is hard enough they won't he able to complain about it after
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    • Definitely smack that ass and alternate the cheeks. Hitting one cheek multiple times in a row is too painful and annoying and triggers old childhood memories
      ugak8b 16 jan
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    • Just smack a girl's ass and she'll be happy
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    • Why was men drawn in? I dont trust it so im gonna slap you much too hard.
      Rathv 16 jan
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    • What you need to do is cup your hand a little bit so it has a nice clap but doesn’t hurt. Don’t slap with your hand completely flat that’s when it stings. Coming from a girl.
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    • Face, ass, clit, legs, back. Slapping, or whatever. Honestly rough sex is just where it's at. Bonus points to any BDSM ers out there that know what I'm talking about
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    • jeyger 15 jan
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    • I just finished a job interview. I hope they liked me. I hope I get the job. I really need it. Sorry. I don’t know why I posted this here. I just wanted to tell someone.
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    • Instructions not clear I Slapped tf out my gf now I’m going to jail thanks a lot iFunny
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    • Maybe if you weren’t so flat you would have some meat on your ass to absorb it
      MCL1 17 jan
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    • Bro, my boy gives the best slaps 😉
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    • What did it originally say that wasn’t men
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    • Thus shit is so lazy and fucking ugly just type out a new goddamn tweet
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    • That’s kinda cringe bro
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    • Schewy 17 jan
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    • Slap hard then rub it and repeat. That is the best way.
      anexash 17 jan
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    • Gotta go fast
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    • So I’m a guy and wondering for the women out there. Does slapping your ass actually feel good? I’ve seen it in porn and stuff but like do you get even more pleasures when we just straight spank you?
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    • love these posts because it harkens in random women to comment about how much they have sex
      pundo 16 jan
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    • It’s this magical thing called practice and understanding your partners limits
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    • What fucking word did it orginally say
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    • Yes I relate to this because I too have the sex
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    • What are y’alls zodiac signs?
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    • I let my hand go limp and smack that shit
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    • False
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    • Women are trash
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    • “You slapped the highlights out of her hair!”
      9Saba8 15 jan
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    • If I am having sex with you and you slap me, don’t ever talk to me again.
      _Mommy_ 15 jan
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    • That's why I'd rather have a girl ride me, that way she can choose the tempo
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    • Because if they don’t care they’re just gonna hit you, if they do care they’re gonna be soft. Women are fragile.
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    • Not mine
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    • Gotta get them rings. I know no other way
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    • Nah. If they don't know the 'just right', y'all haven't experimented enough
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    • Y'all stories are fake as hell.
      _Malty 18 jan
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    • Sex memes? Can't rate. 😎
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    • What the hell was the first word of this post before they changed it to men? Horses?
      tazz250 18 jan
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    • Man both of the top comments are gay asf
      RahSizzle 18 jan
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    • I just don't wanna hurt my girl.
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    • I’m trying to save up because I hear they get me points at the end of the stage 4 cancer I have.
      Aurturnus 18 jan
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    • Or maybe you’re just a sensitive little bitch that deserves to get the sonic rings busted out your ass
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    • Was seeing a girl who dropped the emotional bomb that was she wanted me to ra.pe her... never did it, and felt no emotional connection to her for a couple of months after
      mcbeast11 18 jan
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    • It’s easy you kinda just let your wrist take care of it with ur arm. Like kinda making a loose swing.
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    • I back hand the shit out of bitches
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    • Are we talking about face slaps or ass slaps?
      F0Rb1DD3N 18 jan
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    • The girls that like being slapped are the same ones that complain about relationship abuse.
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    • Use a belt
      AIpaca 18 jan
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    • You guys are having sex? I can't even get a hand to hold
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    • The “in between” is how you make it count, communication is everything!
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    • Gotta hit her wit dat Sonic Boom! (that’s for all my Street Fighter memories)
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    • Wasn't a good slap unless I saw my hand print on thier ass.
      IBISMK2 18 jan
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    • One of my lady friends let me finger her at school (college). I asked if that felt good, she said it would be better with my hands around her neck. So there we were in the library, two fingers in with my hand around her neck. Was hot as fuck
      Krzy_Jay 18 jan
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    • Or you have kids and can't just crack a slap without waking the house
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    • Angry feminist edit right there
      Fuggity 18 jan
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    • I'd rather slap a girl's ass than her face
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    • I was scared to look in the comments
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    • A lotta trust is needed for a slap in the face
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    • Im 6' 4" and 300lbs ...I want a female to be able to have a full blown fist fight with me and fuck me afterwards
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    • Well maybe don’t ask me to knock your bitch ass out next time. The only thing that should get beat up is your insides.
      JaKnife 17 jan
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    • That's because we know no in between, we either throwing hands in an alleyway or we're cool
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    • You really gotta censor the word nigga?
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    • There's nothing more satisfying than slapping a titty
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    • Maybe there is no in between
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