• Screw Uber! Message me and I'll come get
you in a 1989 Pontiac Firebird, with a fifth of
whisky, A Mountain Dew
blasting Motley Crue
on the speakers, and I'll holler "Hell yeah,
brother!!" at everything you say.
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    • What’s his number
      n1cec0ck 8 jul
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    • The 80s was a weird time, you could have an orgy with 23 girls and a pound of coke, but only if you wore more make up and tighter clothes than the women...
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    • “You ever wanna end it?” “Hell yea brother!” “Do you feel safe if I was loaded with a gun?” *nervously* “hell yea brother” “do you want me to sh o. O t you?” *sobbing* “hell yea brother”
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    • they took out the 8 ball out of the quote, fake meme 😤 lol
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    • Hell yeah, brother
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    • Now that’s the service I want
      Trwump 9 jul
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    • Anyone else just want to get one of these or a third gen camaro or is it just me
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    • “Can I fuck your daughter” hell yeah brother
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    • That would put Uber out of business if it was a real thing.
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    • “My mom just died””HELL YEAH BROTHER”
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    • You son of a bitch I’m in
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    • WHERE IS THIS MAN SO I CAN JOIN HIM ON HIS CRUSADE!?
      SgtSnake 10 jul
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    • *biden goes for a ride* wanna lick some kids? Hell yea brother
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    • Ifunny needs the fix how the comments work. I can't even put a question mark and one emoji or it thinks it's "spam". Pretty fucking annoying if you ask me
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    • "Oh, my sister... She just passed away the other night..."
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    • Screw that. Call me and I'll show you what true American Muscle is in my 67 Barracuda. Forget the alcohol and the shitty music weve got Creed and fucking orange juice. You get bored amd I'll let you blow holes in cows with my 44 mag.
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    • I have my own vehicle, but I’d pay that guy to even just take me to work
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    • What's your favorite Motley Crue song. Mines Dr. Feelgood
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    • Why is Mountain Dew edited
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    • Knock off Vince Neil
      trent39 9 jul
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    • Was better with the gun in the lifted truck
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    • Ok but fr how do I contact this legend
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    • This is ripped from a meme years ago from a dude in a truck.
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    • Hell yeah brother
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    • Ohhhh hell yeah brother!!!!
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    • How much.
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    • I’d rather get a ride in an old Chevy truck grabbing bud lights from the cooler in the back
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    • Car fact: these old Firebirds and 3rd gen Camaros (basically same car underneath) are super underrated. Everyone looks down on them because of the redneck stereotype but when it comes down to it, these are stylish retro V8 muscle cars that are super cheap (like $2k) and handle surprisingly well.
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    • So you're cletus mc farland
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    • This might actually work...
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    • I... I really want that car
      Sinku 9 jul
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    • Unpopular opinion: the 1977 was better
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    • “I hate gays” HELL YA BROTHER
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    • it used to say an eight ball lol
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    • The Facebook page is Everything Glam Metal
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    • He would make a shitload of money where I live at
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    • Deal...
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    • That’s a bet but the Mnt Dew better be Baja Blast
      oneja 9 jul
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    • Finally a business I can get behind!
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    • He looks like an off brand Vince Neil
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    • Fuck you bro you stole that off the Chevy truck man playing lynird skynird music, he posted that like 7 years before your ass. FUCK YOU
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    • I need times,dates and numbers people
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    • Features got fixed
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    • Im so fucking down i love the car and the music hell yeah brother
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    • 5 stars
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    • She's got an alligator bag, top hat to match! Dressed in black on black!
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    • I'd pay extra, for this
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    • “You’re gay”
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    • noon__ 11 jul
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    • Hell yeah
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    • I need this experience.
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    • Dream date
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    • Fucking sign me right up
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    • Firechicken!
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    • hell yeah brother
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    • Me: Should I jump off a bridge? Him: 👀
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    • Great. I just came in my pants at work....
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    • I was literally looking to buy one of those and still looking for that exact one year and color. I love em
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    • Is that conald Peterson
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    • Never getting an uber again only this dude for me
      cutycup 9 jul
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    • They should have themed Ubers!
      Ceetine 9 jul
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    • Need this guy as a wingman
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    • How do I hire this man as my personal driver
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    • Where do I sign
      Evan4561 9 jul
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    • I love Firebirds/Trans Ams.
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    • Merica fuck ya
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    • Aw hell yeah
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    • I’m i the only one who thinks 80s and 90s sports cars are hideous. If you’re gonna go classic 70s is where it’s at
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    • Maybe if it was an IROC.
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    • Ugh motley Crue. Can we compromise? How bout CCR?
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    • Sign me up
      Unfamous 14 jul
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    • Finally, a ride worth taking
      Empman 14 jul
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    • JH diesel?
      Goopty 14 jul
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    • Isn't that Uber with extra steps?
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    • Hell yeah brother
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    • I'd hire him.
      gsxstigtr 13 jul
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    • Great, but can you play some Judas Priest instead?
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    • Please send me this ad. I need this man in my life 😂😂😂😂
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    • I’m down
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    • Looks like fed smoker
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    • Lol i just bought a 89 formula firbird
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    • I’ll call red smoker
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    • That's a mid life crisis right there
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    • DM me right meow
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    • Does it fly?
      sapnu_ 13 jul
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    • Living life in the lap of luxury
      I_Am_Bane 12 jul
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    • A firebird? How the hell is it still running?
      gokuui123 12 jul
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    • HELL YEAH BROTHER! ILL DRINK TO THAT!
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    • "Say 'hell yeah, brother!' If you're a little bitch!"
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    • Sold!
      Mem_O 12 jul
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    • TAKE MY MONEY
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    • Where can I find this legendary business?
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    • I'm so fucking ready
      TPGOnyx 12 jul
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    • Ripoff of that other guy. Though I will say firebirds are awesome
      TheFBI 12 jul
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