• Scottish Banter
Cut yer own grass
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    • SCOTLAAAAAAND!!!!!
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    • Screw the English
      Skidnee 28 jun
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    • Americans be like fuck the uk. But then defend Scotland, wales and occasionally both irelands. So basically they mean fuck the English.
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    • Aye that’ll happen tae ya if yer a cunt like the English. Bleeding bastards dinnae deserve a strim
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    • Spent a week in Scotland back in 2018 after 2 weeks in England. Absolutely beautiful country.
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    • Fucking hate it when the neighbors don't mow their yard.
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    • SCCCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
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    • Scotland is one of the most beautiful countries on Earth
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    • As a Brit, Britain is a shithole
      BrowBird 28 jun
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    • Please I need video of “Scotland forever” loud screech
      ReeboReq 28 jun
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    • Scotland exists on Earth apparently, I thought they were on Venus.
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    • Scotland moment
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      Like this comment if you want nudes
      LewdShopManagerEcho 28 jun
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    • High grown natural grass looks 1000x better than the dead pieces of shit that get cut. Change my mind.
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    • Like the GA AL Border. Freshly paved on the Georgia side. Alabama is faded, full of tar snakes. No potholes though.
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    • All the real Scots left Scotland for America, Africa, or Australia. Now Scotland is too busy complaining about how White it is and crying about how there aren't enough Pakistanis and Indians running their government.
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    • SCOTLAND FOREVER
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    • Scotland is absolutely fucking gorgeous and I can't wait to go back some day
      AwsmStina 28 jun
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    • Yes
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    • Alba Gu Brath
      SeaRogue 28 jun
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    • The damn scoots had the chance to be done wif England but voted a against so you may as well cut yer daddies grass ye bastards.
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    • NOTATF 28 jun
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    • Si
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    • PorkSword 28 jun
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    • Blimey! Bit rude innit?
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    • sco esh
      meatman_ 29 jun
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    • SKOTLAN FOEVA
      Moyai 28 jun
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    • That's what the roads are like when you drive from California to Nevada
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    • Scots are the only ones who hate the Scots
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    • Kinda like how the road quality instantly gets 10x worse when crossing the Nevada/California border into California
      filmer96 28 jun
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    • the uncut grass looks better
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    • I like how it has Gaelic on the sign
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    • You are now entering... “No Freedom Land”
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    • Krisp_y 29 jun
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    • I respect the Scott's and the Irish, but fuck the English
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    • I'm so proud to have Scottish heritage
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    • The longer side looks better to me
      jfrog3 29 jun
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    • Grass is greener tho
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    • fuck lawns
      Jarty 29 jun
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    • I prefer the growth
      FIFTYpro 29 jun
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    • Fuck England and fuck Thatcher
      ImOhio 29 jun
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    • All I want is Scotland gf
      ObamasSon 29 jun
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    • Cut yer oon gros*
      JakeyNerf 28 jun
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    • USA bitches
      BrevonNe 28 jun
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    • SCOTLAND YE BASTARD
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    • Shit me goat got out how i supposed to cut me grass now
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    • You can take our lives but you can never take our GARDNERS!!
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    • Groundskeeper Willie?
      Saru_ 28 jun
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    • Fuck England
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    • Scotland and Ireland are better versions of the shitty England
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    • I'd like to go to scottland one day and have a pint
      Adj97 28 jun
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    • Did anyone else read that with an internal Scottish accent?
      Nosam2x11 28 jun
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    • Who prefers the cut grass over the smooth wavy grass? Especially if it’s on the side of a road
      wheety3 28 jun
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    • I mean what are you supposed to do, mow their entire country?
      Giron 28 jun
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    • All of this rich Scottish cultural memeing is making my heart pump and my soul feel alive. Keep it up boys, I'm feeling good
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    • BoNanners 28 jun
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    • Lol
      LaJardin 28 jun
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    • Fuck the English!
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    • What’s the joke here I’m not being sarcastic
      2O2O 28 jun
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    • Thee is no such thing as Britain. Its just England and Wales
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    • Bruh only Ireland counts as its own country
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    • You know if England didn't exist we wouldn't have Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, or the Rolling Stones, so I guess it's not all bad
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    • It's even worse here different counties have exact divisions of the road quality & upkeep even if the roads crosses more than one. Germany
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    • Quick, somebody sing Kinky Boots by the Irish Brigade
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    • FREEEEEEEDOM!
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    • I read that in a highlander voice
      OMGitsTPG 28 jun
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    • You don't mow another man's lawn
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    • My mom drives around the community workers, who pick up trash. Shes literally not allowed to let them go over the state sign or go across county borders, she has to drop them so far away so that they dont accidentally pass the borders.
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    • Lmao I worked for the public works department for my city and we cut off at other city's signs like that all the time
      Fondude 28 jun
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    • But... Scotland's side looks worse
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    • Well yeah
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    • William wallace would be proood
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    • Don't worry yall soon the brits will be no more
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    • I wanna go soooo bad! 😳💕
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    • As we can see the Anglo neglects his grass
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    • Love Scotland
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    • Fook england my Scottish brotha
      Yamkee 28 jun
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    • SCOTLAND FOREVEEEERRRR!!!
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    • SCOTLAND FOREVER!
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    • That's pretty scottish
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    • Yer
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    • Caledonia - Circenn - Alba - Scotland
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