Schrodinger's Virus ¿8
We all have Schrodinger's Virus now.
Because we cannot get tested, we can't know
whether we have the virus or not.
We have to act as if we have the virus so that we
don't spread it to others.
We have to act as if we've never had the virus
because if we didn't have it, we're not immune.
Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus.
Thus, Schrodinger's Virus.
If you don't understand this joke, you're never
allowed to talk about science again.
Med_bus66 Med_bus66
6 apr 2020
Schrodinger's Virus ¿8 We all have Schrodinger's Virus now. Because we cannot get tested, we can't know whether we have the virus or not. We have to act as if we have the virus so that we don't spread it to others. We have to act as if we've never had the virus because if we didn't have it, we're not immune. Therefore, we both have and don't have the virus. Thus, Schrodinger's Virus. If you don't understand this joke, you're never allowed to talk about science again.
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM
If
EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY,
I'M JUST TALKING
HALF OF MY PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MY OF VOICE SARCASM If EVERYONE THINKS I'M EITHER MAD, ARGUING OR JUST AN ASSHOLE. WHILE ACTUALLY, I'M JUST TALKING
Look into the eyes challenge
you failed bro
Look into the eyes challenge you failed bro
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight.
RE
mA
iScare iScare
23 sep 2020
On November 1957, a stray dog from Moscow named Laika became the first dog to ever be sent to space. She was sent on a one-way trip. She died from overheating after a few short hours. A monument now stands near the military research facility that prepared her flight. RE mA
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off @DEATHBYDIAPERS
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie
Eilish let a spider into her mouth.
Mary Jane:
loser_ty13 loser_ty13
16 jun
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie Eilish let a spider into her mouth. Mary Jane:
SS
They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris
Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
DoctorPines DoctorPines
25 sep 2020
SS They all have tough straight faces then there's Chris Evans who just like "I'm gonna be a cute little shit"
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up
Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
Marx Marx
25 sep 2020
Me: Inhales a fish for a water power up Everyone else at the endangered species aquarium:
Xinity Xinity
27 sep 2020
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Meet my Uncle's dog. He likes to spend his evening playing the piano and singing
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Everyone loves a gender reveal party!
Guys I just got in this Uber and
@SavageHumor
carlos
2 rides, 1 car
YungHungMemeGod YungHungMemeGod
8 mar
Guys I just got in this Uber and @SavageHumor carlos 2 rides, 1 car
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
thecumlord thecumlord
22 jan 2021
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Elementary school teacher accused of
having wine in classroom bit
20QizsU
whomat'veationtavegas
I'm not saying it's right... but I understand
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
19 oct 2020
Elementary school teacher accused of having wine in classroom bit 20QizsU whomat'veationtavegas I'm not saying it's right... but I understand
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches
Everyone disliked that.
CykaGamburger
23 sep 2020
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches Everyone disliked that.
How people think humans domesticated dogs
how it actually happened:
Humans
Welves
Puppies
fame fame
21 sep 2020
How people think humans domesticated dogs how it actually happened: Humans Welves Puppies
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
want water?
Gilberto Gilberto
5 mar
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do want water?
nell. mone
fayaplaya_
Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi
Fiona
SN
_Chongyun _Chongyun
25 mar
nell. mone fayaplaya_ Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi Fiona SN
Like father, like son
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
16 dec 2020
Like father, like son