School work be piling up gotta start studying like rn.
We
School work be piling up gotta start studying like rn. We
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
RickyTeal RickyTeal
27 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal
put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you,"
Sinegal said.
TIL Costco's hot dog has remained $1.50 since it was first introduced in 1984. After the company president complained they were losing money on it, CEO Jim Sinegal put his foot down. "If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, will kill you," Sinegal said.
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
rbob1 rbob1
28 dec 2020
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
Me: Are you pooping?!
My toddler standing in the corner:
Arsene Arsene
19 oct 2020
Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner:
This is my dog that is getting put down today - This is my dog that is getting put down today
weedtoast
24 sep 2020
This is my dog that is getting put down today - This is my dog that is getting put down today
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
16 oct 2020
Jame Pressly side by side to Margot Robbie
& Brett Barlow Admin
Admin
And this yoga position is called '18% of Your
Monthly Income'
fe
elwaydante
18 feb
& Brett Barlow Admin Admin And this yoga position is called '18% of Your Monthly Income' fe
*gets a on assignment*
grade: goes from 89 to 54
*gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
D4rk_Unicorn D4rk_Unicorn
2 dec 2020
*gets a on assignment* grade: goes from 89 to 54 *gets seven 100's on assignments* grade: goes from 87 to 88.3*
4.4 Dae Han Jung
Id -
Woke up to the best news! Denver has lifted the pitbull ban! See you soon Mr.WorldWide
for
SuperintendentSkinner SuperintendentSkinner
5 nov 2020
4.4 Dae Han Jung Id - Woke up to the best news! Denver has lifted the pitbull ban! See you soon Mr.WorldWide for
I can find 4 of her just scrolling through TikTok
New York Post @nypost:
This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world
kcidymccus kcidymccus
8 jan 2021
I can find 4 of her just scrolling through TikTok New York Post @nypost: This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle
back in
AnHonestDick AnHonestDick
10 sep 2020
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle back in
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Everyone going to prom:
*wears a nice suit and dress*
That one kid:
Everyone going to prom: *wears a nice suit and dress* That one kid:
Roast me! Let me hear something new!
rawara
You look pretty
Reply #12
% +384 is that the roast?
You asked for something you never heard before
GetFucked123
25 sep 2020
Roast me! Let me hear something new! rawara You look pretty Reply #12 % +384 is that the roast? You asked for something you never heard before
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
nh03 nh03
29 oct 2020
vegans when they realize they are made of meat