• school doesnt even
test your intelligence it
tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my
pee
it tests my ability to keep calm
and not slap a bitch
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    • School trains you to be obedient and disposable so the powerful can use you efficiently
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    • Removed that reaction image, enjoy guys
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    • All of which are necessary to hold down a job
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    • Honestly I just learned how to cheat and memorize. That’s kind of how I get through my job today lol.
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    • It also trains you to follow orders and be a brainless npc in real life
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    • I know its like a super cringy thing to say but high school really is for people with no tallents. As soon as you can leave and find what you are passionate about, i can guarantee you will go alot further in life if you do
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    • Someone failed high school and wants to blame someone else for their failures
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    • It's meant to test your work ethic. That's pretty much it. That's why all the information is useless.
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    • Kids crying over how hard school is. Theres no hope for the future if you cant handle fucking highschool
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    • Tests my PeePee, damn Mrs. Robinson
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    • I once took a 500 page math book and hit a kid in the side of the head with it so hard it knocked him out
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    • Does memory have anything to do with intelligence or are they completely separate
      EdgeRuko 1 jul
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • Outside of middle school and elementary are there really teachers that will tell you no you can't go none of my teachers even had you ask you just got up and went
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    • Don’t question school. The “enlightened ones” will scream at you and just say your being lazy
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    • School taught me how to count
      Oshawatt 1 jul
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    • It’s tests my ability to give a shit
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    • It test my ability to hide a gun
      CutieLuu 2 jul
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    • AP and other college level classes do not test your memory if they are taught correctly
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    • Intelligence and memory are very closely tied to one another
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    • Tests my aim
      Quimbus 3 jul
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    • for me it teaches me how to be calm and not snap someones neck
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    • Honestly those are all true
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    • The same kids who complain about school being flawed are the same ones who are going to cry on Twitter about capitalism when they're in their 20s.
      Jimbus 2 jul
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    • I swear, if you were just allowed to take a test on a subject, then only have to do homework and classwork on things you don't know, I would've graduated halfway through freshman year, but instead they gave me a shit ton of work that I didnt do because I knew i could already pass the test.
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    • The education system is what it is because it was used in like the 1890s when everyone did factory work
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    • 7th graders after getting homework
      Skadoop 1 jul
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    • I mean its a a lot of BS and memorization but some classes do encourage dynamic thinking and problem solving
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    • "Wahhh I struggle with even the most simple fucking math and science"
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    • it testicles
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    • Hey isnt it a #hilarious fact that teenage depression has risen directly with the increase in homework and standardized tests, while and less people are finding success? #funny #lol!!!
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    • Literally got my titties grabbed in high school, I'm glad I'm not there anymore
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    • It’s not that schools hard, it’s just a 100% waste of time, and why is it a problem that I’m not motivated to waste my time?
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    • like no cap, this kid was stupid right? he got a 200 in the MAPS and then i told him my friend got doxxed, and he then just proceeded to list the different ways to find the doxxers ip address and then to report it to the police and i always look at him differently nowdays
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    • It’s a sh00ting range
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    • I went to an academy in highschool and theyre so uptight about how we're ahead of the public highschool but its just because we have 1 class per grade and the ratio compared to the public highschool is easier to say we have higher test scores lmao.
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    • Made by a highschool dropout!
      Namatame 2 jul
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    • Watch the Video Don't Stay in School
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    • It tests my ability to fuckin uh, damn how that shit go?
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    • School is for nerds
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    • The schools over here are saying that you have a choice if you wanna go or not when they start back up. They're saying either go or do it online. I doubt it's gonna go well
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    • It tests me
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    • school taught me that when you get so mad at them for any and everything that you bring a Butterfly knife to school and have ISS 15 days -._-. 5th grade wasn't fun.
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    • And what would test intelligence? Watching netflix, playing video games, and sleeping?
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    • stfu
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    • It teaches me to be a proper human Jesus what kinda school you guys go to
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    • My patience is indeed tested.
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    • It also tests which gun is better
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    • I mean, how else do you learn things?
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    • Remembering things is a part of intelligence some people just don’t pay attention
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    • Got expelled from the same school twice by grade 9. Work was the better option anyway.
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    • It tests my will to live
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    • Am I the only one who had a positive public school experience?
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    • In order you'll see a Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin.
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    • Schools are still set up to create factory workers. As a future teacher I'll do everything in my power to change this.
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    • That's the same with the Navy and being on a submarine
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    • And then they don't even give me milk for it 😒
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    • Is he holding... Is that.... Is that just ranch? An unwrapped bottle of ranch?
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    • Seems like none of yall learned anything in school
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    • That is what work is looking for. Your ability to work like a loyal mindless dog who takes orders without question.
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    • people talk shit about the system and use the fish analogy, but dont seem to get that success in society is climbing the tree. If you're the fish, sorry bub. unique isnt the same as useful.
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    • My teacher told me to go to the bathroom during lunch right before class instead of during class so I said ok and did that and then my teacher said wHY ArE yOu 3 mINUteS lAtE and I’m like bro I still have to eat lunch in that time frame too and he was like uNaCCeptABLe
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    • Yep
      oldman81 4 jul
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    • “iNigga”
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    • It tests the limits of my sanity, coping under mental abuse, and capability to teach myself when I can't rely on a teacher to give me proper lessons. Also taught me that people with jobs don't have to do then to get paid.
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    • Tests my will to live.
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    • School may have trained m but I still slapped that bitch
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    • all the people that complain about school are the same smooth brained cock smears that say they are overwhelmed in work bc they wait until the last day to do anything
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    • It testies
      lil11 3 jul
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    • Anything learned is essentially just memorized, quit acting like there’s really a difference
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    • S0 w3 did learn 1mp0rtant ski1ls?
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    • Holding pee😂 I jus got up I’m not holding in some piss because my teacher wants to be a hag
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    • And then You realize colleges are a scam from bigger company’s to get free work or cash. I’ll give you a piece of paper for $100,000 I’ll figure out licensing and getting proper employees to make it legit.
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    • No they teach you how to pass the tests that claim to test your intelligence.
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    • Majority of my teachers would agree. My math teacher said that I would almost never use the math he taught me
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    • "It doesnt test your intelligence it test your memory" y'all really be dumb as hell
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    • High school may seem all that vague but it is actually quite useful to help teach kids some basic on qualities that are desirable in a work place, although where they fall a little short on is not also preparing them for other situations and task that are handled by adults
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    • Nah, my battalion commander giving a 3 hour speech after downing 2 monsters and almost a gallon of water right before had me testing my ability to hold my pee
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    • School teaches you where you are financially too
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    • Sprinting does not test your speed. It tests the power your legs can generate.
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    • I think it's kinda sad that the only useful thing I learned in elementary school was the proper way to check if a fence is electric
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    • Wow, you’re all so quirky and special. Ed.
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    • High school MIGHT but university definitely doesn't
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    • All the people that say high school is stupid are the people who get fucking 50’s all the time. It’s not my fault you can’t remember your times tables. Shit.
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    • I slept thru all of school. Passed that shit easily. But that’s why American education is ranked so low worldwide. Someone can just sleep thru it and graduate with a 3.7 gpa
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    • It just taught me that I apparently have “anger issues”
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    • I know it’s Eric Andre, but I always read it in Filthy Frank’s voice for some reason.
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    • Edgy
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    • The issue with a lot of teachers is they don’t care how you pass. They just look at what grade you get, which is why students just memorize and forget. Once in a while you will get a gemstone teacher who cares if you actually know it and not about grade. You will learn 3x the stuff in that class.
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    • I had a science teacher tell us that both stars and black holes were too heavy to move in space and be affected by gravity. And I was like Bitch! I challenged her on it and got suspended but fuck that fat fuck. Im right youre wrong.
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    • I think im fucked after HS. The things I enjoyed I don’t anymore, im tired and irresponsible. Im not even ready for the rest of school, cuz who am I when its over?
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    • It tested my ability of the different environments in which I could sleep
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    • It tested my ability to see how many times I could fall asleep in a 47 minute period
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    • Everyone calls me some sort of genius because i have an easy time in school and its kind of dis heartening because i know im not brilliant, I just have a better memory than them. Doesnt mean Im going anywhere
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