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    • Many other countries such as Australia have eliminated the threat of salmonella by rejecting any foreign bird or egg meaning you could technically just go eat a raw chicken
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    • This conversation had so much autism I finally got autism
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    • That's not an unpopular opinion tho
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    • I'm offended cookie Dough is great
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    • Just go for the tide pods you fucking idiots!!! (Please god eliminate all idiots at once and thank you!!! 🙏)
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    • I wanna eat some raw cookie dough rn
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    • I have eaten raw cookie dough for 36 years never once have I gotten salmonella poisoning from it
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    • Tumblr needs to cease to exist already
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    • Fuck man I don't have time to make bread so I just eat the flour plain
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    • Why aren’t you eating raw flower straight from the bag?
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    • It’s not in raw eggs. Comes from the shells
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    • The birds work for the bourgeoisie.. so?
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    • I've eaten flour straight from the bag but I don't remember why
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    • What kind of Tom fuckery is this shit
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    • When I worked at a grocery store a fat black lady came through my lane eating a can of corn starch like she just stuck her fingers down into that thing and licked all that shit up. Fucking gross
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    • I now have a headache
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    • Without the eggs it’s super dry
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    • I want cookie dough now. It's honestly better than the cookies
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    • No flour is not raw wheat. If you’ve ever ground wheat before, you know that it goes bad after a few days. The flour from the store is made to last and definitely does not have e.coli
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    • wanna fun
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    • The last is funniest
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    • Eggs were actually sterile until the late 70s
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    • In skyrim I eat whole bags of flour in front of the jarl
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    • Definitely not recommending this but i ate an entire gallon tub of raw cookie dough when i was like 12 over the duration of about two weeks. I was surprisingly fine
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    • I got a stroke reading this conversation
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    • Other than the smash and pass meme, this is one of my favorite memes. Nice👌🏻
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    • not bad
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    • It’s funnier the 148th time, the ending never gets old tho “why...why are you eating flour straight from the bag?” 😂
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    • When you cook it that kinda ruins the point of eating it raw doesn’t it ...
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    • People drink raw eggs all the time...
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    • Out of this whole thing I laughed at “ why... why are you earning flour from straight bag”
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    • Can’t you just get pasteurized eggs
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    • I dead ass just screenshotted that fucking cookie recipe thing
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    • I’m eating raw cookie dough so I don’t have to do any work, you think imma make my own?
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    • You can’t get salmonella from store bought cookie dough they intentionally take the eggs out 😂
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    • Do people not realize that eggs are pasteurized? And flower is treated so it has no E. Coli?
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    • Bro there’s freakin cookie dough in cookie dough ice cream just eat that shit
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    • Ohmygod my ex used to eat flour like that. Im like wtfff that’s disgusting but he ate that shit by the handful
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    • IFunny and tumblr. They’re for the people.
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    • I've eaten just flour before
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    • Twitter and tumblr on ifunny
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    • Repost!
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    • IM NOT THE ONLY ONE EATING RAW FLOUR, IM NOT ALONE IN THIS WORLD
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    • With a lighter it looks like you have a healthy drug problem
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    • The only way you get salmonella from cookie dough is if the raw eggs were contaminated or not stored correctly
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    • The last one got me
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    • Are all Europeans retarded or something?
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    • AMERICA EXPLAIN
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    • Cookie dough brands have actually just produce edible cookie dough for raw consumption only meaning not cooked in anyway
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    • "i'm just asian" gonna need some specification there cus you sound pretty american to me
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    • Thog don't caare
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    • Some other countries don’t refrigerate their eggs because they are washed differently and don’t need it. I was spooked the first time I saw it haha
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    • Why aren't you eating flour straight from the bag
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    • This post is a wreck
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    • The only way eggs carry salmonella is if the egg fluid itself touches the outside shell area and in America eggs are bleached. So the risk of that happening is like little to none. People just tell their kids that so they don’t eat that shit
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    • Most counties don't even put eggs in the fridge. In america are hyper-sanitary at an industrial level
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    • My little brother once ate half a box of instant pancake mix because no one would make him any pancakes. I don't know how he didn't choke and die that day. He also used to eat entire packets of american cheese..
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    • I guess store bought eggs aren’t a thing huh?
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    • Who else has eaten butter?
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    • What if you are gluten intolerant??
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    • Wow
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    • Did anyone get salmonella from Cookie Dough? I never heard anyone getting it and I eat it all the time.
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    • I just have a recipe for cookie dough without wggs
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    • Cookies are are so much better than the dough! Idk why people wouldn’t rather just bake them 🤷🏼‍♂️
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    • He just told us to bake the raw cookie dough which defeats the whole purpose of eating raw cookie dough
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    • I eat my cookie dough like a beefy five layer burrito 😩...🤷🏼‍♀️...😁
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    • I didn't know it was flour 🐺
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    • E coli exists in your body anyways and goes away in like two weeks if it becomes an infection. Only the elderly, small children and those with compromised immune systems will have any problems with e
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    • This isn't funny but wanted to let you know that you can make edible cookie dough which tastes the same
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    • Share pls
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    • Eggs are sterile on the inside because they are incubated from a single cell that slowly multiplied in a sac. The outside of the egg can be contaminated but not the inside unless it has been punctured in some way. This is why scientists use eggs for certain microbiology and medicinal experiments.
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    • Apparently Dylan has never had a Freebirds! burrito.
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    • These comments
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    • Most of your salmonella cases trace back to foods from Mexico.
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    • Cookie dough is disgusting
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    • This is everywhere
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    • the eggs are pasteurized in raw cookie dough there's no salmonella in them that would be horrible for business, everyone knows nobody bakes cookies with that
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    • so-so
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    • Store bought cookie dough is completely safe to eat because they use pasteurized eggs
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    • I am making this
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    • I'm still going to eat cookie dough raw, sounds like to much work to cook it. 🤙🤙
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    • Well I learned how to make cookie dough just now.
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    • yall are so weak just fucking eat it. if you die, you die. how many people can say they died from cookie dough
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    • Am I the only one who has eaten lots of cookie dough but has NEVER gotten salmonella?
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    • You can get salmonella just from eating something with salmonella on it.. does nobody remember that recall years ago for Peter pan peanut butter, people are getting sick because it had salmonella in it. Dipshits thinking it's only for chicken.
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    • It just gets better and better they need to keep this shit going lol
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    • People are dumb
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    • iFunny still sucking off tumblr I see
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    • Too bad that information is useless because toll House makes "safe to eat raw" cookie dough now.
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    • my mom has been chewing on flour for decades, no e coli
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    • People fucking drink raw eggs
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