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remind you all that I'm better. That's all
y Mia why did ghost
Mia Malkova Y OMiaMalkova
I wasn't ready. But I'm ready now.
Mia I don't know what that means I just
want to play 8ball with you
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    • Carson is a pioneer virgin and will always be the most important person of virginism.
      ozgun 18 jun
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    • Fucking a pornstar is borderline gay, change my mind.
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    • The man literally rejected her on the rajjelor for the FUCKING MEME THIS MAN IS SHEER WILL HE REJECTED A DATE WITH A PORNSTAR BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY
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    • Carson’s starting that streak back up, oh damn
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    • God I love that man he’s such a cool guy. Do I get your “band kid” and “virgin” comments now or does that come when I say something else remotely positive about CallMeCarson?
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    • Can we get Carson verified? He deserves it, and he’s got more followers than a lot of already verified accojnts
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    • Carson is an agent of chaos and you cannot deny it
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    • There is nothing more unattractive to me than someone who says "yummy" as a sex thing.
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    • Gibby says Pornstars are just untalented actors
      RealGibby 19 jun
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    • Didn’t he literally turn down a date with Mia on the Rajjchelor?
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    • Carson is the definition of a chad virgin
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    • He seems like a band kid virgin BUT it doesn’t matter because sometimes he’s funny. I’m not much of a stream person so I watch compilations and his yt channel
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    • EchoTruth 19 jun
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    • She's definitely using you for clout carson
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    • Fun fact: mia malkova was on a dating show for twitch streamers, where each contestant chose love to go on a date, or host to have the Bachelor or Bachelorette host their stream. The bachelor(ette) doesnt know who chose what and must eliminate 1 at a time. Mia was a Bachelorette and Carson was a
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    • Who’s Mia Malkova?
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    • Carson is just living life on his own terms.
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    • God I want Carson to appear in a Mia Malkova Video just as an innocent bystander so bad
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    • King carson
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    • Carson is a chad
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    • The band kid is back
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    • Loved seeing him get asked out by Mia Malkova and he curbed her hard af.
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    • Mia Malkova was a queen during the golden era of lesbian porn ~ 2012-2016
      BlameGame 19 jun
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    • Honestly Carson just do it 😂
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    • Poor Carson
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    • Nobody: Carson’s background:
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    • Carson aint looking for nothing except those sweet 8ball dubs
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    • Carson asked Mia to play 8 ball and she thought it was a pickup line but he said no I just wanna play 8 ball so she ghosted him
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    • Carson isnt funny ...
      DLUE 20 jun
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    • SHE DO BE SIMPIN
      Blue_Gang 20 jun
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    • Stop posting this fat ass nerd
      KewlAlex 20 jun
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    • I totally don't get the appeal of this guy can anyone explain what his deal is?
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    • Dude verify Carson
      MandaDawn 19 jun
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    • Hi I’m here to remind you humor isn’t subjective and if you find anything funny that I don’t find funny you’re wrong
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    • haha 8ball joke for the 100th time jn a row, so funni 🤣🤣🤣
      Minecart 19 jun
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    • Carson is a legend
      MilkNTea 19 jun
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    • He wants to put balls in holes
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    • I'm a simple man. I see CallMeCarson, I dislike
      LapRocket 20 jun
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    • Carson bro he do be looking nice doe
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    • Not funny
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    • Don't care what y'all say, he's funny
      Cirrus 19 jun
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    • It’s real!!!!! I bet she gave him her number and invited him to come to her place to smash
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    • How is Carson not verified
      Nerdgasm 19 jun
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    • carson is the ceo of virginity
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    • Is Carson a fake account or is that an actual dude who embodies the antisimp
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    • Why is this kid famous or whatever, who is he?
      kamsayn 22 jun
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    • Bro carson legit the funniest alive no cap
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    • Why do people like him so much. I find him to be kind of cringe and annoying.
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    • Remember when y'all niggas loved mia malkova because she didn't dress like a slut and made virgins feel good about their virginity. Welp I guess all that's out the window.
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    • Carson is a huge simp and I dont find him funny, and dont bother replying with "humor is subjective" I know that have fun watching him
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    • He somehow has access to pornstars which is lit asf
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    • this is fake but yeah
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    • I absolutely despise seeing this kid at any point during the day. Jesus Christ.
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    • Carson is to powerful. The strength of the one true gigachad
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    • lewsiffer 19 jun
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    • I thot he said “saw delphine is black” and I’m better
      weemack 19 jun
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    • Carson isn’t funny
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    • This dude became famous because virgins, losers, and furries needed a role model
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    • Hate on him all you want, him talking about getting cheated on by Pokemane and his depression has helped me get through my own breakup. Plus his humor works for me.
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    • Who the fuck let band kids on iFunny
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    • He's putting balls in holes
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    • You’d think the fat unfunny retard would figure out that interacting with whores is a bad idea after getting cucked so badly
      Sauze 19 jun
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    • Carson is annoying
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    • Carson is only ironically funny to idiots. He's just cringy and only got popular for crying over Minecraft. Change my mind
      KirIia 19 jun
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    • i hate carson, and ik this will probar get all the band kids after me i honestly don’t find him funny
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    • Band kid moment band kid moment
      KiIIroy 19 jun
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    • Fuck Carson. Idk who he is, but that doesn’t matter. He, for some reason, makes me mad. Don’t know why. But ima roll with it.
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    • Carson is unfunny
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    • Carson is the least funny person on Twitter...
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    • Almost forgot about the existence of "quirky band kids" and boom a callmecarson meme, surely the quirky band kids will have something important to say in the comments haha
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    • Fuck Carson ugly ass nigga
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    • Carson is such a virgin, I don’t see why he’s popular
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    • She needs glasses cuz shes too dumb to see
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    • Callmecarson isn't funny
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    • Friendly reminder Carson isn’t funny 😐
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    • Call me Carson is a dumbass
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    • Yes
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    • She only did it for the clout
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    • Who in their right mind would date a pornstar anyway? Btw someone tell me what happened I’m curious
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    • Fucking Chad
      Borkatron 22 jun
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    • She’d do it for the clout tho
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    • Idk why noone ever talks about her and everyone talks about like, mia khalifa and riley Reid. Mia malkova is imo one of if not the best in the biz
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    • Hes a virgin by choice
      Oofs 22 jun
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    • He’s such a fucking simp lmao
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    • Buddy she's a pornstar
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    • Carson is cool guy
      JediAray 22 jun
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    • He ain't no simp
      Titan970 22 jun
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    • My phone is as hot as the sun right now
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    • Why is a porn star verified but Carson isn't
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    • He the man
      M1tche1 22 jun
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    • Ok Carson is funny if you just don't think about his jokes too much just laugh at the irony
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    • What signifies losing virginity? I have done sexual acts and had some done to me, but not vaginal intercourse.
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