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My name is actually Matt, and to be honest
this is freaking me outa little bit". I
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    • Why aren't you running retard
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    • Everytime your not running, I get closer.
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    • Pull up your pants and start running Matt wtf
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    • Save time, take you pants off and start running while finishing your shit. Maximum efficiency
      Powed_420 20 jun
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    • Then why tf aren't you running?!
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    • Power move: pull your pants DOWN and run towards whatever the hell is coming for you.
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    • Where's Matt? Is he ok?
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    • Run then dumbass
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    • Matt there's literally no time dude
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    • The next day that motherfucker was dead.
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    • Okay well why don’t you listen? You’re being stupid
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    • But... I'm Matt
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    • Pro tip: always carry a fork that way if someone tries to rob you just say think you lord for this meal and charge at them with the fork
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    • Lovehurts 20 jun
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    • My names Matt too
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    • Did you follow directions?
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    • Where is Matt? Is he safe? Is he alright?
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    • The guy finding Matt still taking a 💩
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    • Run. Danananananana
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    • Crazy my names Matt but I'm gonna man up and not run, i stand my ground and take my shit
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    • So then you should run. You are not safe Matt.
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    • Too late
      Skrunky 20 jun
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    • Sometimes at the urinal I'll pluck one of my longass beard hairs (like 8") and set it there so the next guy can imagine a Bob Ross ball bush.
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    • Source: dude trust me
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    • That's morpheus telling you to run from the sentinels. Shut up and do it, or else you're gone
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    • Died shortly after
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    • So your first reaction was open iFunny to post this? Idiot run
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    • Matt.... matt... Math you can understand!!! Smile if you know what that’s from
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    • My name is Matt and I literally just sat down to take a shit and seen this
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    • What the fuck
      Mataetae 21 jun
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    • Fool, You’re already dead
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    • people out here really named Matt
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    • For some reason this made me think about this fight I got in while in high school. Some dude was threatening to fight me, and so i jokingly told him, “boy, don’t make me kick your ass butt ass naked.” He told me that he wouldn’t care, he’d still fight me. I stripped naked and sprinted at him, he
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    • I'm Mat with only one T... Should I be concerned or just disregard? Someone please help!
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    • I was worried after seeing this too. On the toilet, shitting. But then remembered my name is mat. Cant be me.
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    • Run for your life Matt. They’re coming.
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    • And you are not running?
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    • The return of the king
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    • You shouldn’t have posted this.
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    • I’m lonely and horny AF so lemme just finish my poop then ima anal blubby whatever is coming for me
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    • Bitch start running!
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    • Well start running
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    • Well get your damn pants up and start running
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    • Run, stupid!
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    • Powermove: shit yourself
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    • Run Matt Run!!!
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    • I am Matthew does that count
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    • RIP Matt
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    • If you're being told to just run...Vashta Nerada.
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    • Too Late
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    • Where my Matt gang at?
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    • Ok no joke I’m sitting on the toilet right now and my name is Matt, guys what do I do?
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    • Someone turn this into a creepypasta please
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    • Matt, buddy, you good?
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    • Matt sorum is a babe
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    • You took a picture of it a posted it? That's not why I wrote that...
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    • No it's not
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    • Start running!!
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    • My name isn’t Matt
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    • Imagine finding this message in a Neanderthal Cave drawing.
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    • I'm Matt-
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    • Dude! That’s my nameeee
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    • And for no reason at all I just started runnin’
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    • I can’t I’m pooping
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    • Start running matt, your future self started the chain of events to stop ww3
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    • Matt’s let’s rise up
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    • Imagine being named Matt
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    • So instead of running, you're just taking a picture?
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    • Where tf was that stall at Cambodia
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    • The writer of this took a chance, and goddamn did it pay off eventually
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    • Better do it
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    • It’s true, I’m matt
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    • 99.9% of the time it’s obsolete. But the .1% of the time is when a dude named Matt is in the stall
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    • damn me too
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    • It’s too late. I’m here
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    • And then the murders began
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    • All the Matts freaking out right now
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    • Fuck my names Matt! I just pulled up my pants and started running, what now?
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    • Matt on the toilet:
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    • My names Matt...
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    • Start running I’ve had a similar graffiti experience
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    • We're currently living in the timeline where Matt didnt run
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    • Mother fucker
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    • Well Matt is a commonly used name like Mark or Chris
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    • For everyone's curiosity. He did not in fact, run. Less, we shall say he is no longer here. Also he didn't flush, who tf doesn't flush?
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