SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with
them
@Hoodville
AnonymousBOS AnonymousBOS
19 oct 2020
When you know yo homies trash but you keep running with them @Hoodville
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
Gxbe Gxbe
28 mar
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure
[anger]
_Punisher_ _Punisher_
22 sep 2020
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure [anger]
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey.
You will grow out of it..."
Me :(80 years later.
1776ulfhethnar 1776ulfhethnar
18 dec 2020
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey. You will grow out of it..." Me :(80 years later.
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
19 may
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
lift so that one day I may crush my enemies with a giant rock like my ancestors did.
Six Americans were shot by dogs.
Most of these shootings occurred in Florida.
LL,
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
25 sep 2020
Six Americans were shot by dogs. Most of these shootings occurred in Florida. LL,
Re UNDER ARREST
You
FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
kyoko_Kun kyoko_Kun
23 apr
Re UNDER ARREST You FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
gigitygoo gigitygoo
26 sep 2020
Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan - Finished my 501st squad. Next will be painted as the 212th with Obi Wan
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
CupheadFacts CupheadFacts
12 mar
POV: your friends are looking at you after the teacher told the class to get into groups of 3:
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
24 sep 2020
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
27 may
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
OfficialMatt OfficialMatt
28 sep 2020
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
It's the new rock-paper-scissors
fa
DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow
Kicks Deputy
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 feb
It's the new rock-paper-scissors fa DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow Kicks Deputy