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TIL the tapwater in New York City has
microscopic crustaceans in it, because of
this it is considered not Kosher.
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    • Jewish New Yorkers boutta have a bad time
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    • They say the water in New York is what makes the food good. Probably the mini lobsters
      Cjay2845 21 jul
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    • Didn’t know crabs could withstand fluoride and chlorine and radiation. What happens if I drink the fluoride super crabs
      DrakeBell 21 jul
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    • Jew Yorkers btfo
      Zekeb 21 jul
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    • That’s actually disgusting
      Yatsuto 21 jul
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    • These crustaceans are called copopods. They’re not harmful and are used to clean the water of mosquito eggs.
      lwpack 21 jul
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    • Someone summon the InfoSlave so he can whisper sweet facts in our ears.
      noondeer 21 jul
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    • Friendly reminder that the water in New York is actually some of the cleanest you can get thanks to it being from a reservoir in the middle of no where. It requires the bare minimum amount of chemical for purification.
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    • So Jews are allergic to new york
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    • We’ve been suffering through veggie water for long enough! Bring back the meat water.
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    • New York water hits different tho. Like I never drink tap water from anywhere else, I grew up spoiled with the hardest hitting water in the world
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    • *cum water slurpppp*
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    • NYC's water is one of the highest quality tap water in the country. If you've never tried it it's like good bottled water.
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    • i don't want to drink fucking tiny crabs wtf
      snorty 22 jul
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    • ifunny n@zis really will drink tiny crabs and have them snip their insides up just because jews don't like it
      snorty 22 jul
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    • This is true! According to National Geographic, these small creatures aren't harmful at all to consume (excluding religious problems), and they eat mosquito larvae.
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    • Doesn’t all tap water?
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    • I feel like a bigger problem went right over our heads with this one
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    • As a Jew, I’m pleasantly surprised that this comment section isn’t as antisemetic as I thought it’d be
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    • Fuck jews
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    • In new york city, you don't shower to prevent getting crabs, you shower and you get crabs
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    • Wait why is that not kosher? Kosher just means no clove-hooved animals doesn't it?
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    • I think this loser blocked me
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    • Even though the Jews are going to hell already, now they are going based on their own religion too.
      TCGNERD 22 jul
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    • Uhhhhhhhh im a Jewish New Yorker. Wtf?
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    • Meat water is just blood
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    • I'm sorry but wtf does this have to do with the kosher pickle brand? Why is non vegan water being associated with pickles
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    • My friend is a Jewish vegan New Yorker, how has she been drinking this whole time
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    • Can we just talk about how damn unsanitary New York is though?..
      ItsDanzig 21 jul
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    • Idk why the guy looking back gets me every time
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    • InfoChecker we need you in these dark times
      redguy771 22 jul
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    • Hotdog water is non-vegan alternative
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    • Crab water crab water
      Snaffers 21 jul
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    • Fuck Jews.
      sarah285 22 jul
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    • Broth = Meat water
      Imall469 21 jul
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    • Oh shit, wait. Is that why the bagels taste so good?
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    • Maybe that’s why it tastes so much better
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    • It's all the little shrimp that make it the best water for pizza dough
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    • Doesn’t it have to be blessed by a rabbi to be kosher?
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    • Now we are taking the fight to the jews
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    • I used to defend Jews but they bought a farm two farms down from mine and I swear ever since our cows have gotten sicker and sicker, and they keeps swooping up land
      Lampoon 21 jul
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    • Operation cut the Jewish wire surrounding Manhattan
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    • Stupid bank-controlling scum, I would have pulled the lever to gas them if I could.
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    • ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! ENEMEY OF THE PEOPLE
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    • Y'all are thinking about angry vegans, think about the disgraced Jews
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    • Michigan lives surrounded by great lakes and it has shitty tap water
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    • Water isn’t vegan that’s a fish’s home you sick fucks
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    • Hot dog water
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    • The jew fears the meat-water
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    • New York City Tap water is actually the cleanest in the world
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    • Question.. with somebody with a severe shellfish allergy die from drinking the tapwater?
      sickday 24 jul
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    • If this were true, wouldnt people with fish allergies(myself included) not be able to drink the water? Ive been to NYC, drank water there. Hm.
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    • Well they always have the Jewish force field around New York. I’m certain they could finagle something.
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    • *Laughs in washington mountain water*
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    • New York water is bad. New York City however is the cleanest tap water you’ll ever know
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    • There are a lot of people in New York that THINK they're Vegans then
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    • Is it small enough for people who are allergic to seafood swell?
      silver928 23 jul
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    • * brings him chicken broth* 💀
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    • It’s also what makes New York pizza really good.
      13376910 23 jul
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    • Its status as non kosher is not the biggest problem with this...
      MacDaddiD 23 jul
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    • Is that why NY water makes the best bagels?
      NotNudes 23 jul
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    • It really be the water for the bagels
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    • Proof that religion is retarded
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    • There are no crustaceans in our water
      Warrcoww 23 jul
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    • Hotdog water time
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    • Hot dog water
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    • If you want a real answer, Jews can drink it and it is considered kosher
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    • Kek
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    • all water is non vegan because of micro organisms
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    • There’s that vid (I think great big story) of the moz maker in NY and he’s like “it’s all in the NY water”
      Delacroix 23 jul
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    • Free seafood
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    • This is actually false if it is microscopic it is absolutely kosher idk what the hell they are talking about
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    • Wait can people with shellfish allergies live in new york
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    • Don’t they say that New York pizza tastes so good because of the water in NYC that they use to make the dough with? I wonder if this has anything to do with it
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    • Bro I love in ny and I drink my tap water all the time cal me Aquaman
      icedude41 22 jul
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    • Yo, this hotdog water slaps
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    • content not available more
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    • Copepods are neato
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    • Isn’t that just in all tapwater? Microorganisms are everywhere.
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    • This is not true....
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    • As If I needed more motivation to avoid new York
      gibitty 22 jul
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    • That’s why the pizza so good, they got that crab water
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    • They must be shitty at treating their water then. Considering the process of making water safe to drink involves chemicals that’ll kiII crustaceans if they don’t die from that they will be filtered out. If this were true the EPA would shut them down. I work for my city water department
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    • I feel like the water no longer being vegan is literally towards the bottom of the list of concerns associated with that problem
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    • what does TIL mean??
      Finna_Eat 22 jul
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    • They will do anything to be anti semites then
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    • Bullshit
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    • Can those cause an allergic reaction in people with shellfish allergies?
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    • Still new York tap water hit different.
      Its_Krakn 22 jul
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    • Arby's wants to know your location
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    • What’s kosher salt?
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    • So all the jews of New York are screwed lol
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    • Man when I was in New York. Tap water hit different. Best tap water I’ve had in my life. Them crustaceans spicy👌🏻
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    • Kosher has nothing to do with veganism...
      Zeros 22 jul
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