• Sabatons are armoured footwear worn as part of a
complete suit of amour. This pair of authentic
German gothic sabatons are from 1490.
OP garbageshepard
grinch armor
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    • Armor for Dr. Suess's characters feet.
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    • No sabaton is a fire death metal band
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    • Dio's ugly ass elf shoes 😳
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    • How does that possibly help a person? Like does pointy shoes benefit something?
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    • Ayo are those the grinch 12s?
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    • Somebody mention Sabaton
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    • The DIO shoes
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    • Someone said... SABATON!?
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    • How the fuck am I supposed to steal Christmas when I’m clanking around in these fuckers?!?
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    • The part 3 Dio shoes armor stays ON during sex
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    • how you run in those
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    • The top one is flaccid
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    • Fun fact, in France they’re called “sabots” and during various disputes they were used to interfere with machinery. This is where we get the word “sabotage”
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    • i wonder if sabaton knew what sabatons are when naming themselves. nonetheless their music is fire
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    • So the band Sabaton is named after metal boots? But, why would they name their band that?
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    • dio shoes
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    • I'm guessing this is where the German high step march came from?
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    • why in the world would you look at something like this and say "yep, this is beneficial to me"
      Kasagure 6 jul
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    • Two fandoms clash in this comment section lol
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    • They really named a band after a shoe..
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    • *Metal music in the distance*
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    • DIO SHOES DIO SHOES
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    • Walk a mile in these sabatons
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    • These things must be hard to walk in ngl
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    • Green Goblin.
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    • Imagine being chased by a giant metal man with a sword. Long point feet “thunking” on the ground
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    • Imagine naming your metal band after grinch footwear
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    • KiIIAllCops
      Sabaton is my favorite band. They make awesome music. Check them out
      KiIIAllCops 6 jul
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    • DIOOOOOOOO
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    • Hot chicks and guns are like morning blowjobs. Every guys a fan.
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    • I take it they didnt run much
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    • Red formans famous boot
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    • Ohhh, so that band just really like medieval armored shoes
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    • When you can literally shove your foot up someone's ass
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    • But why are they designed like that?
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    • What if we remade it for nazgul gauntlets
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    • What the fuck possible advantage could those have given you.
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    • If you want to know why long Sabaton toes, or poulaine, existed, it was purely fashion and reserved for people with high status, often mounted knights. Most of the poulaine were detachable if the knight had to dismount to fight on foot.
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    • Hot do you not trip wearing these or go upstairs?
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    • THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVED
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    • Still more pleasant than the band
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    • Yo theres a whole A$$ metal band dedicated to feet?
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    • Those are piccolos shoes
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    • Why? They dont have any practical use, and seem pretty could counterproductive
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    • yeah but it made a kickass band name
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    • I love how in an interview it was confirmed by one of the band members (im tired and can't remember the name please don't cut off my toes)
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    • Y’all forget about scooby doo and the globetrotters where these shoes were in
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    • Those would make some damn good ass kicking boots
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    • 😅😅😅that's a good one
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    • I'd trip over the toe parts so quick 😩
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    • Thought it was a band, my bad.
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    • In the heart of holy see In the home of Christianity The seat of power is in danger There's a foe of a thousand swords They've been abandoned by their lords Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation Then the 189 In the service of heaven They're protecting the holy line It was 1527 Gav
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    • Those are used while the knight is mounted on a horse kicky kicky
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