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TIL about the unifying_cube rule theory that claims to
settle not only the "Is a hotdog_a sandwich?" question,
but many other similar food debates.
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This puts the hotdog not in the sandwich category,
but in the taco area.
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    • Diogenes lived for dumb things like this he’d be squirming in his grave out of pure joy that people are choosing to annoy others by stating relative facts
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    • Burritos are closed on all sides, making them calzones
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    • The Earth is one giant calzone
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    • Diogenes’ dead body was laid on the ground, so technically his grave was toast
      Ry_Maho_5 24 jul
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    • What the fuck is an open facing sandwich just put another piece of bread on the fucker it's not that hard
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    • Sub sandwiches are tacos?
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    • Who has a burrito that is open on both ends?
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    • Bro those little wieners at the end are so freaking good. Pigs in a blanket just smack
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    • Classifying food is stupid cuz there are always exceptions
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    • Hold On Time Out. Burritos are rolled on one end. So they aren't sushi. They are a sideways turned soup bowl.
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    • Techincally anything that is fully breaded is a calzone.
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    • Diogenes is laughing his ass off in his grave this is exactly what he wanted
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    • Shape isn't the only thing that matters. The composition of the crust is just as important. That determines the difference between ravioli (pasta), calzones (crust), etc.
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    • This shit made me laugh harder than I should have.
      NickVerry 25 jul
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    • So pie with no top is soup then
      ebodnar 24 jul
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    • So a sub sandwich is a taco?
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    • Fuck this rule
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    • ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I POSTED THIS MEME BEFORE.
      ShrekFBI 24 jul
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    • Cereal is a soup confirmed
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    • What does Diogenes have to do with this?
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    • You ever made a comment and THEN fact checked it, and had to delete it real fast before anyone saw how stupid 10 second ago you was.
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    • Chalupa Batman
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    • Seaweed is not starch
      Bonf 25 jul
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    • what does the make an ice cream cone?
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    • Bold of you to assume Diogenes wasn't cremated, for his ashes to become toast on the crust of the earth :3
      Maosiff 26 jul
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    • * Andrew Cuomo wants to know your location
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    • Cheesecake is soup
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    • Poptarts=Calzone
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    • I argue pizza has one vertical face thanks to the crust
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    • If you think about it my asshole is a sushi
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    • Icecream come is a soup
      jjef 24 jul
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    • Don’t you turn a hotdog sideways when you bite it tho? Making it a sandwich in relativity to your mouth because nobody bites directly down on the hot dog
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    • That’s only those taco shells. Most tacos would fall into the sushi category here.
      lwpack 24 jul
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    • What about sandwiches that are open on one side but closed on the rest of the sides
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    • Ahhh but the word hotdog does not imply the presence of a bun does it??? A hotdog is a sausage. Case closed
      HongDong 24 jul
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    • What does Diogenes have to do with sandwiches?
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    • Brozone 26 jul
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    • So does that make an uncircumcised penis sushi ?
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    • Pumpkin pie is a soup/salad/bread bowl
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    • Apple pie is a calzone until you cut a slice. Then it is a taco
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    • A cheesesteak is a taco?
      KVGE 25 jul
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    • Cowzone or something idk I'm not Italian
      SkyAnthro 24 jul
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    • This whole chart is flawed because sub sandwiches don’t have to be cut all the way to still be a sub
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    • The hotdog with the tortilla is called a mixta in Guatemala, it has: sausage, guac, cabbage, ketchup, mayo and mustard, all in a soft tortilla, and let me tell you, that shit fucking slaps
      ElChaya 23 jul
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    • DiOgEnEs iN HiS GrAvE iS a CaLzOnE
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    • Glizzy Globblers
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    • Behold, a taco
      CarFriend 25 jul
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    • when Diogenes died, he was toast
      yrodro 25 jul
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    • New addition: sideways taco is a sub sandwich
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    • The earth is toast
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    • That means we are born from tacos and rip in calzones
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    • Who eats open faced sandwiches ?
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    • I like sushi burritos
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    • So what I'm hearing is the cube rule sucks
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    • Not all sushi fits in the sushi category 🍣
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    • Should be dumpling, not calzone
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    • Stupid graph, a soft taco tortilla would be sushi instead of taco
      Ayy_Cool 23 jul
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    • Hot dogs are tacos now
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    • Sushi doesn’t have bread?
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    • The Rosetta Stone of foods.
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    • What is potatoes then
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    • Ok but what would steak be
      thesdc 24 jul
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    • This post was too fucking much.
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    • I’ve been trying to tell my friends for years, and everyone always instantly gets mad at me. If only they knew I was right the whole time :(
      kurokat 27 jul
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    • HOT DOGS ARE SANDWICHES WTF why can no one understand that?!?!?
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    • So is a burrito a calzone?
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    • Dumbest shit ive ever seen
      Jonje 27 jul
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    • Burritos are calzones
      toxicated 27 jul
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    • Ice cream cones are soups in bread bowls
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    • oh my god...
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    • 5 is soup if it’s liquid, but quiche if it’s solid
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    • Beef Wellington is sushi
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    • *Looks at myself in the mirror, sweating nervously* I'm a calzone.
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    • Disagree with hot dog, it’s in the sandwich category with two slices of bread, it’s just that they touch on one side but that doesn’t make the place they touch a third slice of bread
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    • Open faced sandwiches are for people who hat freedom
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    • Sounds erroneous
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    • Pop tarts are calzones?
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    • So a breaded chicken patty is a calzone
      noseihtam 27 jul
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    • A beef wellington is a calzone but a slice of said beef wellington is a piece of sushi
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    • A hotdog becomes a sandwich as soon as the bun comes in two, before that it's just a hotdog
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    • Diogenes is my favorite philosopher. When Alexander the Great told him "if I were not Alexander the Great, I would wish to be Diogenes", he replied "if I were not Diogenes, I would still wish to be Diogenes".
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    • Burrito sushi
      MrPiklez 27 jul
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    • Are burritos calzones or sushi?
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    • People are calzones
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    • Diogenes never was put in a grave, he left his body to nature, so he's rolling in his toast
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    • Does this mean open pies are soups?
      Momotarro 27 jul
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    • Pumpkin pie is a soup
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    • Enchiladas are?
      jacquemoo 27 jul
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    • Burrito?
      jacquemoo 27 jul
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    • Opened face sandwich fails by definition to be a sandwich of course it is fucking toast
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    • That hotdog looks so fucking good no cap
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    • Hotdogs is a taco if the bun is together, because then it is one piece, if the bun sits its 2 pieces for bread. Making it a sandwich
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    • Folded over sandwiches are tacos
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    • Pizza toast
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