• Diego, 100 year old tortoise who
single handedly saved his species
with his rapid sex drive, is retiring. He
has 800 kids. Os
It nearly killed me, but the work is done.
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    • When you realize the rest of the species has to have incest now
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    • So all the baby tortoises are siblings and half siblings?
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    • What are you doing step-turtle 😳
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    • Single handedly? Not possible unless he is asexual.
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    • except now every tortoise of his species are stepbrothers and stepsisters
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    • The next Genghis Khan.
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    • Incest time
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    • The Next Generation of Turtles: "SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!"
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    • Yooo his Father’s Day must be poppin
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    • The Genghis khan of turtles
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    • The tortoise fucks
      Tron70 19 jun
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    • I have seen this meme more times then there are stars in the sky
      cpdd300 19 jun
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    • Damn,this nigga gets more action than me
      DitGhK 19 jun
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    • They have like 150 a clutch so that’s not as great as it sounds
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    • This is the second meme in a row I’ve seen about this godly turtle
      mac28 20 jun
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    • May he rest peacefully now. Enjoy your retirement my king.
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    • An absolute mad lad
      smithatak 19 jun
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    • That tortoise
      noon__ 19 jun
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    • "It always will be, since my children will live for like a two hundred years"
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    • I don’t mind the reaction image on this one. I’m my opinion it adds to it
      Gordobbb 19 jun
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    • That's my name
      stopaids 19 jun
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    • A true king
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    • Ok with the same mate or with different ones, ether way wouldn't incest play a factor in later generations ?
      Wossy 19 jun
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    • Fucking Chad
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    • My ass leaks profusely
      Mad_Moxxi 19 jun
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    • Cinema 19 jun
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    • Phexal 19 jun
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    • becker101 19 jun
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    • If I have to see this post ONE MORE FUCKING TIME
      Hackz 22 jun
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    • His children: Incest time
      stephly 22 jun
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    • Straight up looking like a dick and a sweaty nut sack
      daven1007 22 jun
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    • Go Diego Go
      03_erw_03 22 jun
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    • I’m very disappointed to come into the comments and not see a “my time has come” meme
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    • God damn that pic of Thanos is high quality
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    • Bro, think of the child support, man.
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    • Who is the mom
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    • How many times will this he talked about like
      MegiezaV2 21 jun
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    • So incest turtles?
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    • This is actually only kind of true, there was another tortoise who sired more babies. He's just not as cool/ internet famous. Diego was also just released back into the wild because they did so well, the program ended. Yay Conservation
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    • The lack of diversity in his kids will be insane
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    • Now the kids have to reproduce with each other, look it’s Alabama
      pgerbils 21 jun
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    • Hes torties kids are going to sound british
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    • Teenage mutant incest turtles
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    • go diego go!
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    • One hell of a population bottle neck
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    • Then what will they mate with?
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    • You realize we’re all siblings technically in some way? When we first evolved we were incest babies essentially so don’t act surprised that this is happening
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    • He's like the Genghis Khan of tortoises.
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    • Released right back on the beach he was slaying on
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    • Retiring from what. Was sex his full time job
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    • Diego FUCKS
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    • What about genetic diversity?
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    • if you think about it, all humans are all relatives, so basically were all doing incest, just very far apart.
      meatman_ 20 jun
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    • He is the reincarnation of genghis khan, he got reincarnated as a turtle cuz of all the rap 3 and murder and now that he saved the species he's going to reincarnate as a rich "elitist" and take over china
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    • The turtle looking at anything to fuck
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    • What's the point if they're just gonna inbreed.
      Javii 20 jun
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    • Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t turtles have like 300 babies
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    • Teenage Mutant Incest Turtles
      Flex 20 jun
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    • The Genghis Khan of tortoises
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    • Genghis Kahn is shaking
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    • Almost as many as Feodor Vassilyev
      jovantuss 20 jun
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    • Simp
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    • Ughhh step brooo
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    • Now that's a sperm donor
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    • snooZi 20 jun
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    • God damn what a chad
      smurphy84 19 jun
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    • Is it really saving the species if eventually they'll be so inbred reproduction will once again be practically impossible 🤔?
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    • alabama moment
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    • i went to go see this bitch when i was in the galapagos and people kept teasing me cause my own fucking name is diego too
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    • I wish I was chosen to give out 800 cream pies to save my species
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    • Get ready for a fucking incest rampage
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    • They shoulda named him Master Ooyway
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    • Diego FUCKS!
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      UHCGamer 19 jun
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    • Single handily
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    • Oh great, when he does it, it's considered "saving the species". But when I do it, I get slapped with child support. Fecking bs.
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    • He used his scepter of unlimited power
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    • I like to think that I was named after this absolute legend
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    • "Single handedly" did he jack off and save all of his sperm?
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    • my boy probably looks like skinny allmight now
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    • He didn’t save shit, the female did all the work
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    • Single handedly? Didn’t realize tortoises were asexual plants.
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    • I met him in the Galapagos, I have a picture with the biggest chad turtle!
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    • Can't procreate alone so single handedly my ass
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    • Poachers: Interesting
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    • "Retiring"?? So he's not allowed sex anymore?
      valdania 19 jun
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    • He still looks like he wants to fuck
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    • What a chad
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    • He’s 80 years old and bred in captivity and to ‘retire’ mean to be released. He saved a dying species and they repay him by having him die alone ‘in nature’. He should be kept at a sanctuary and fuked to death
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    • Child support gonna be a bitch 😂
      whatsup 19 jun
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    • Big dick is back in town
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    • So would they have defects and shit like people or wat
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    • Why’d they make a post about Alabama?
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    • Go Diego Go
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    • So the rest of his turtle species will be inbred?
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    • The king of sex
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