• When I was 4 my dad got pulled over
and I screamed "I have to poop!!!" and
the cop let my dad go. When he took
me to the bathroom my dad couldn't
stop laughing after I told him I didn't
have to poop, just didn't want him to
get a ticket. Sure hope my kids return
the favor
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    • Hey, can somebody post that story about that woman who re-wrote the contract with the devil? At the end its revealed that she was the granddaughter of Johnny, the fiddle player in The Devil Went Down to Georgia. Ive been searching for it for the past hour with no luck
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    • Ive seen this same story from the dads perspective so either this is the actual daughter or the bitch is lying for internet points
      Carnage__ 25 jul
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    • I miss shuffle :(
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    • We know she lying kids are retarded little niggas ain’t smart
      gaguirre1 25 jul
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    • I’ll take shit that never happened for 500, Alex
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    • I’m not sure you know what “return the favor” means
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    • Make me top comment so my indian friend can find me. We cant look up each others accounts
      extraguy9 25 jul
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    • Can you post memes? Not Twitter
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    • It’s prolly a lie bc you don’t even know what a ticket is when you are four
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    • Omg i can't stoo laughing
      Loxy_Lala 27 jul
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    • It's even funnier the 20th time!
      spet5naz 25 jul
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    • I call bullshit
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    • Sure this is real
      GLoomis 25 jul
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    • My dad used to tell me to act sick if he got pulled over
      medterm 25 jul
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    • Are you planning on getting caught?
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 25 jul
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    • And then she was shot
      Ru5ty 25 jul
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    • Zageel 25 jul
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    • Ha ha ha
      CorbinF 29 jul
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    • Fuck that you better squeeze out a pebble
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    • My little brother used to be so scared of the cops when he was little and one time my parents got pulled over and he started crying and hyperventilating and freaking out so the cop gave him a stuffed animal and let us go Lolol. Probably once in a lifetime thing though
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    • Imagine posting someone else’s story as your own on twitter. Must be so sad to live like that.
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    • Already been done. Move on with your sad lame jokes
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    • Hope your father returns the favor when he’s super old and you’re driving him somewhere and you get pulled over
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    • I like dick
      hoss8527 28 jul
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    • Ahhh shut up
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    • Today on shit that did not happen
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    • How would your kids return the favor. The favor was for your dad
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    • My mom got pulled over so I grabbed my brown lunch bag touched the back of my uvula and threw up in front of the car to get her out of the ticket
      aciadude 28 jul
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    • Everyone liked that
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    • Surprised it worked.
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    • fucking joke thief
      Heggi 28 jul
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    • Same problem but I really did have to poop, my dad was telling me to lie about having to poop, so when I really did have too he didnt belive me and I shit myself
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    • Bs
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    • This is a copy and paste
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    • Your kids wouldn’t return the favor and you know why it’s because u did that favor for your dad and your kids don’t owe you shit soooooooo I get what u meant but no
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    • Press (x) to doubt
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    • How can your kids return the favor if it didn't do anything for them?
      Magickake 27 jul
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    • Return the favor what?? Yo kids don’t owe you shit yet
      222tdt 27 jul
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    • Good job little one
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    • You didn't do your kids a favor so they don't have anything to return
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    • Did this happen? No. Did this happen with comments? No.
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    • Smart 4 year old
      Zodiako 27 jul
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    • Yeah cause a 4 year old totally knows what being pulled over it
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    • Side story I was driving to Tahoe with my family my daughter crying bitch ass officer still gave me a ticket
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    • Let me comment what I want bitch
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    • Fuck you ifunny
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    • Yeah cause a 4 year old came up with that in a split second on the spot.. yeah totally believable
      MeganDQ 27 jul
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    • Woah, a 4 year old knew what a ticket was for reckless driving and knew how to get out of it? That’s 100% factual
      Psalm 26 jul
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    • I once tried this myself lol I said I had to poop. I really just had to pee but I could hold it in. I first I thought the officer was going to let me go, but instead he offered to escort me off the highway to a near by fast food lmaoo still got a ticket he was cool af tho for doing that
      aayron 26 jul
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    • Guarantee you didn’t even know what getting a ticket was at the age of 4
      HeyDont 26 jul
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    • They won't, I promise you.
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    • 4 year olds arent that smart
      dmaners12 26 jul
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    • I did that once, I started crying about being late for school. The officer let my dad go with a warning. :)
      ladyelwin 26 jul
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    • Who cares if it happened or not so long as you're entertained by the story
      Reisa 26 jul
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    • Girls don’t poop
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    • Yeah, no.
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    • Fake. A kid wouldn't say they have to they would just shit themselves right then and there
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    • well now it’s not going to work anymore
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    • Even if this was real, shouldn’t your dad be the one to return the favor?
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    • The fuck she did. I've seen that meme from the parent's perspective so many times.
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    • “ok so u have 6 counts of first degree murder, 2 accounts of vehicular manslaughter, and have about 2 lbs of weed in your trunk. oh shit ur daughter has to poop. oh ny bad carry on sir”
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    • My wife said the same thing to a cop and got me out of a ticket.
      beewwbs 26 jul
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    • Umm, your kids cant return the favor. You did your dad a favor, he is the only one who can return it.
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    • I tell my little brother to do this
      scnoon 26 jul
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    • Didn't happen
      presetts 26 jul
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    • My kid would be the type to be like “officer he was going 2mph over the speed limit. My father deserves a ticket” Then that’s when I fuckin abandon that little shit
      Throb_ 26 jul
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    • This happened when I was little. The cop even escorted us to the rest area going over 100 mph. My mom couldn’t keep up
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    • Sounds like a good cop, so that kid was a major asshole for abusing the cops trust
      yubaii 26 jul
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    • Always wondered what happens if you tell the cop you were speeding because you really have to shit
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    • I LOVE THIS
      XbeanX 26 jul
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    • My aunt got pulled over for not wearing her seatbelt when i was four and inwas in the back seat and I kept telling the officer that I told her to put her seat belt on and she didnt listen lol the officer gave me a blanket from his trunk cause he thought I was adorable and she still got the ticket 😂
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    • Pfft! You still believe in cops?
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    • Fake
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    • old and never funny
      Soymilk 26 jul
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    • Bro that reminds of a time when I got arrested and I told the cop I had to take a shot and he didn’t pull over so I just shit in the back of his car
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    • Yeah sure you did
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    • Or you were stopped by someone who isn’t a traffic cop
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    • My sister and I got my dad out of a ticket once when we were young because we we’re in the back seat just loosing out shit crying saying “I don’t want my dad to go to jail” and the cop just let him go
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    • No way a 4 year can comprehend that shit
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    • I’d buy my kid a big ass ice cream cone if they clutched me like that.
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    • Oh fuck off Rebecca
      Toxin2131 26 jul
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    • I hope her children poop in the seats as the cop is writing her a ticket
      vys12 26 jul
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    • Damn i gave my dad so many tickets and I never understood why we had to stop and why he was quiet afterwards, I'm not having kids because they're dumbasss
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    • one time i went fishing with my dad and brother about 50 yds from a busy road. i had to use the bathroom and since i am a gal, i must squat to pee so i chose a spot about 20 ft from the road and started wizzin. as i was doing so, a car drove by and could see what i was doing.
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    • Let me guess, you and your dad are white.
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    • You da real mvp
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    • Yea at 4? Bullshit
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    • Lol
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    • Return what favor you didn’t do anything for your kids yet
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    • Ifunny virgins really do find a reason to hate on women in every post
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    • When I was 14 my friend pooped her pants walking home from the park. Her mom got pissed at her.
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    • Lying ass bitch. Ain’t said shit to nobody
      n_wumpo 25 jul
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    • The cop is an idiot everyone knows girls don't poop
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    • Even if this were true, why would the kids have to return the favor? It's not like she's the one who gave them the favor.
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