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    • It does
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    • Now I understand why I'm so picky
      AJGags 26 oct
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    • If your arguing with a woman, just say she was the one who ate the apple.
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    • If Eve was made from Adam and the apple story is an allegory for sex and infidelity, doesn't that mean a part of Adam fucked Satan and God was like "Damn that's gay get outta my house"
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    • Apparently in the Bible it says that Adam was with her while the serpent swindled her and did nothing, then proceeded to eat the fruit as well. Take religious studies in college it’s worth it
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    • Sigh... The reason why she had to take the apple was because God knew we all had to come down through sinful acts and Adam and Eve were made to be perfect so he needed them to be mortal so we could all come down to earth. Questions?
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    • Eve was tempted by satan (the serpent) and Adam just straight up ate it after eve did, so technically it was both of them
      AhotFire 27 oct
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    • Just realized....its always women that want to take me apple picking in the fall....never once have my homies said "hey man let's go apple picking"
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    • Houston42 27 oct
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    • Do grown adults actually believe in Adam and Eve??
      VaderFTP 27 oct
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    • Prime example of how they mind be hoeing too. Got a good guy but you'd rather hang with the snake looking dude that's obviously bad news
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    • By that logic theyre gonna choose a really shit place and for years they'll blame it on you
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    • Yall realize eve fucked Satan she didn't eat any fruit
      gold3n 26 oct
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    • Feminism will probably support eve and say that she is independent can can do whatever.Like bitch she caused the down fall of the earth and you are adding to it.
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    • That flamingo watching the whole thing like "No, Adam and Eve, don't eat the apple. That guy is an asshole."
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    • Actually it was adam that doomed us all. God placed adam there as the one who made the final call on what to do. However, if adam had rejected and rebuked Eve's wrong doing, then doom wouldn't have happened as adam would have thrown down the hammer of the law. But he ate it anyways, breaking all.
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    • What if the apple was an interpretation of sex in the Bible the devil fell in love with eve and convinced her to eat the the apple ( have sex with him) she liked it and tried to convince adam to do it with her and did. This explains why they were embarrassed to be naked and started to wear clothe1/2
      noonerz81 28 oct
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    • Apple is refering to sex they smashed smh
      Edwin544 28 oct
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    • Not the last time the first time
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    • Hence why females have menstruation
      tmiskk 27 oct
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    • NOTICE: there is no Apple, there is no snake. The story keeps changing over the years like a game of telephone. They added in a snake around the 1400’s
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    • Actually eating fruit back then meant sex. So she slept with the devil.
      bxxndy 27 oct
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    • You and a naked bitch in a field of trees and all you have her do is eat an apple? What was the devil a gay?
      kanep0e 27 oct
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    • Wait people unironically believe the Adam and Eve story happened
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    • Technically speaking... That "Apple" that they told her not to eat... Was shaped more like a banana... And it was, Lucifer's banana...
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    • Remember everyone, women literally fucked us over
      Echrono 27 oct
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    • Legit the one fucking plant eve. You had one plant you could not eat from
      fEDDboi 27 oct
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    • Not trying to be a simp or nothing but Adam didn’t have to eat the apple and could just let women be damned
      Joelexion 26 oct
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    • The “apple” was actually a 🍆
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    • That Apple eating whore
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    • My theory makes even more sense when you sit down and think about it, but it's too long to get into it here.
      FutureGuy 28 oct
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    • Women all the root of all problems so are redditors
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    • And ill do it again bitch
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    • Exsuce me but it was adam who ate a fruit first
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    • First off apples are amazing. Second, in the bible references to fruit were often made when the actual topic was sex, so Eve didn't simply eat an apple given to her by the devil, she had sex with him. Which is all the more Interesting if you really got into the stories behind Adam and Eve
      missnash 28 oct
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    • Women bad women bad
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    • She fucked satan boys read the shit
      dread95 28 oct
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    • he's has a point tho
      Ayyeeee_ 28 oct
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    • As a real Christian, Adam and Eve never happened.
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    • Thinking about how people were sexist in ancient times and how they easily could have just made this story to explain why women are so indecisive even back then
      _TShirt_ 27 oct
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    • Wait. When Adam was made, God told him not to eat from that tree, so why was Eve not told? And why did Adam agree to eat the fruit if he was told by god himself not to?
      bobMCrob 27 oct
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    • They will tell the devil immediately what they wanna eat but won't tell a homie
      FatFrog 27 oct
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    • Damn what a stupid, reasonable explanation
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    • Actually I have a hard time choosing because I’m worried the other person wouldn’t like what I choose and wouldn’t have a good meal, and blame me for it. Also always being criticize for my choices in the past has also made me nervous to choose.
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    • Then some of y'all take it seriously
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    • The rabbit hole goes deeper than that. I mean she chose satan over God...
      O_Boi 27 oct
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    • Yall know Adam was supposed to tell eve not to eat it right? And he didnt?
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    • Actually eating fruit in the Bible is a reference to having sex. Women have been hoes for eternity.
      smokyD 27 oct
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    • Actually the term eating the apple means to fuck in the bible so I'm pretty sure eve actually slept with the devil
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    • Adam was just chilling until Eve had try something
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    • The “forbidden fruit” that eve ate was lucifers penis.
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    • Dang eve really finessed Adam into eating it too
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    • Uggg actually eve had sex with the devil which is why Cain nooned able and they were half brothers also wtf why didn’t the devil pay child support 😂 Adam over there like smh
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    • Only American women tho Italians always choose sausages
      Rafalgar 27 oct
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    • My girl devilish af then she always picking applebees 🙄🙄
      Mackakos 27 oct
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    • But will "let you pick" until you choose wherever they were going to choose making the whole thing pointless
      SkyG0D 27 oct
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    • That's facts though based on your religion
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    • The "forbidden fruit" was sex. Eve had sex with the devil.
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    • Boomer joke
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    • The first time they chose, not the last time
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    • Tbh, I’m a big fan of free will
      bn3543 26 oct
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    • Nah she only provided an opportunity. Christ redeemed us all. Through Adam all men fell. Through Christ many will be redeemed. Litter way as many as choose to receive the gift of salvation
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    • Lol, satan is black
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    • Adam was too busy marveling at Eve that he missed the damn alien in the tree. But not us. Not us.
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    • Why do they take so long to get ready?
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    • Follow terriblemic on twitch and will start beating dumb women for being stupid and dumb
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    • The law requires I must say "It does"
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    • Eve had sex with Lucifer. She did not eat a literal apple.
      sayagae 28 oct
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    • History was written by men and we're the ones with an Adam's apple stuck in our throat
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    • Eve had 100,000 good fuckin apple trees but some fuckin snake was like "this shit good" and then Adam walks over like "bitch God gave you 1 fuckin job"
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    • Adam was a pussy. You expect to sit in a garden in a state of ignorance for eternity and not partake the fruit to become like God's? Some religions teach it was intended to take the fruit. Others teach it's symbolism to mortality. Anyone who believes Eve truly doomed us is ignorant
      Redhash 28 oct
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    • I don’t really eat but Dino nuggies I’ll never refuse
      Kit0w0Kat 28 oct
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    • Yea! Its Adam and Eve! Not Adam and another guy and their having sex!
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    • Their guard angels sucked
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    • I’ve never seen a female eating an apple tbh
      Ed17 28 oct
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    • Dumb bitch why didn’t she just go to Burger King. Now if you pay a minimum of $5 for food you have a chance to win a ps5.
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    • You mean the first time cause it ver ended
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    • Bold of you to assume I don’t want to do it again
      W_O_R_M 28 oct
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    • Actually eating fruit in the Bible was basically just sex.
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    • Am I a woman then?
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    • I mean besides a magical voice in her head she heard nothing but good reviews from the snake and frankly if god wanted her to judge sources then he should give her some knowledge. I know an apple tree of knowledge they can try...
      2jostreit 28 oct
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    • Dame y'all really take these bed times Stories to heart! Like dame all your ancestors wanted to do was put your ass to sleep know you can't even tell the story right.
      Reloading 28 oct
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    • I like how god punishes the innocent descendants of people who ate a fruit that the all knowing god already knew they would eat from
      SnappyDog 28 oct
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    • If eve didn’t fuck satan I wouldn’t be depressed
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    • Eve also made it difficult for women to give birth
      Skittles2 28 oct
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    • Why dude god punish males if it was the females fault? Seems kinda sexist to me, let’s cancel god?
      ODogX 28 oct
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    • Lmao
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    • Most of us didn't get a say as a kid, so making the decision as an adult takes a lil practice. Often, we'll just eat at home or get hungry enough to order in/pick a place. Best yet, give 3 options to pick from. Narrowing the field often helps decision making.
      PCat76 28 oct
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    • Didn’t even choose it either
      Crimson 28 oct
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    • No wonder the apple was red
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    • YHVH got real mad
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    • Flamingo is a good touch. Never really saw that one before
      muffsalad 27 oct
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    • But I mean if the girl ate it why do men have adoms apples lying son of a bith
      lolrre 27 oct
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    • And you know adam suggested the peach like 3 times
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    • Yeah that Christians hate women and want to keep them down
      Flade16 27 oct
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    • I know it's a joke but really are partaking of the fruit was a part of God's plan. Even they we were commanded not to. Just you know for those who don't know
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    • That's kinda funny and I'll accept it
      LadyPyro 27 oct
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    • Adam and eve gonna catch these hands when i see them its on sight
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    • Holy fuck
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