• I was going to join
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    • By the time your winding up, he’s already got you on the ground. At least that’s how my cousin told how these scenarios go out.
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    • Drill Sergeant is trained in the art if kicking your ass
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    • Trust me, everyone who isnt the guys who say they'd beat up the drill instructor hate those people, regardless of masks or not
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    • I would join the military but i tear up easily when people yell in my face
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    • Go ahead, swing! I'd love a good reason to beat your ass!
      blue_too 29 jul
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    • Wait till you see what kind of masks they make you wear for tear gas training
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    • Drill sergeants (at least everyone I know who is/was one) will cave your shit. They get in your face with added confidence knowing they can absolutely fuck your day or even life up if you try them lmao
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    • I was going to enlist right out of highschool but if the real thing was filled with the same people that were in JROTC I would’ve hung myself.
      BastaBoy 29 jul
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    • People that try to fight the drill seargent in basic are usually scrawny dudes that don't want to get the shit beat out of them by everyone else for fucking up, but then they get fucked up anyways for being annoying little shits
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    • I talk a lot of shit but to be honest if I did get into a fight with a drill sergeant I would probably die.
      _5h4d3 29 jul
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    • I’ll never understand the hate for Drill Sargents, like it’s their job to put you through hell so when you go out into the field, it will just be another Tuesday.
      Indexo 29 jul
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    • It’s cringe when people say they’d beat up the drill sergeant when they’d get in their face because the whole point they do that is for you to maintain calmness under pressure and stress. By them saying they’d kick the sergeants ass they’re just showing that they ain’t strong enough to handle it
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    • I joined the military because I wanted to die at first. Then, realizing how fucking awful the military is, it gave everything else that bliss factor again. Live like shit and you'll appreciate the good stuff
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    • I know you’d like to think that it’s the dumbasses everyone hates that are the anti-maskers but in reality it’s probably like half the people you know
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    • I'm actually planning on joining the marines and I would never try that dumb shit.
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    • I would join the army, but I'm very disorganized, bad at taking orders, super unathletic, scared of dying, and don't really care enough about my country to fight for it.
      TRGCAPN 29 jul
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    • I was gonna join the military but then i realized i was only joking because it sure as hell ain’t worth it for me
      De_gato 29 jul
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    • hellosers 29 jul
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    • I was gonna join the military but realized I couldnt handle the physical part of it...I can use a gun pretty well though so I'll be on the rooftops if the enemy comes here...
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    • I think we can all admit that masks feel like an inconvenience. They’re a pain to get used to. But! Wear a fuckin mask.
      RobynWare 29 jul
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    • “I would’ve joined the military, but I didn’t because.” Stfu, nobody wants to hear your sad pathetic excuse. Your excuse will always be the same, just like the ignorant assumptions, stereotypes and conspiracies about the service. Without regards to military affairs & history or national security.
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    • I coff on olb peopel
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    • In the army rn, masks are still for f@gs, if a mild flu kiIls me I deserve to die
      Joby643 29 jul
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    • Stop the mask memes! Mercy!
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    • cooIbeanz 29 jul
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    • I guess where all going to ignore the doctor said in March 2020 “mask don’t do anything and they’ll have consequences later”
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    • People that say they would’ve knocked out their drill Sargents for yelling at them are currently burning Portland to the ground in all black advocating for communism
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    • i would join the military but im a pussy and also i don't wanna die for israel
      MegaYote 29 jul
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    • People need to calm the fuck down, it’s a meme.... Christ are you all 5 or just throwing adult sized tantrums
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    • I would love to see one of these guys try to knock out a drill sergeant
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    • If you swing on an DI it’s all game boyyy, get ready to get folded like origami
      spud__ 29 jul
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    • Everybody says this like the drill sergeant isn’t just looking for a reason to slap the shit out of somebody. I went to Navy boot camp so I don’t think it was nearly as bad as army but even then our RDC was built like a gorilla and could probably snap a man’s neck by looking at him.
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    • I almost joined the army, but I didn’t cause I’m afraid of IED’s
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    • Guys that say that should be challenged to a fight on the spot an obliterated to show everyone what an all talk no fight bitch he is. Motherfuckers have not the slightest idea what a military staff sergeant has seen, gone through, and the sheer vigorous training, they'd wreck any one of us.
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    • I dont think they realize they wouldn't be fighting one drill oh no no no no your ass is getting beat by the other drill and the senior drill instructor lol
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    • Gunnery Sgt Hartman gonna make you commit suicide if you did that
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    • I decided not to join the military but even so, it’s important to learn respect and submission no matter how big you think your balls are. You’re just starting out, show your drill sergeant some respect
      IonKanun 29 jul
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    • I would have enlisted, but I am a massive pussy so no.
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    • I would’ve joined the military but you can’t have tattoos on your hands lol.
      vulfdrek 29 jul
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    • Nice jew propaganda. Real veterans know the mask is a test phase for worse things to come. Wear your face diaper or don't.
      ECHO5ECHO 29 jul
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    • I dont think these are the same people. Stop trying so hard on these mask memes. They arent that funny anymore
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    • I could take a drill instructor
      Parks3211 29 jul
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    • The fact that idiots are really out here attacking people for wearing masks, calling covid fake even after people died, and trusting stupid conspiracy theories on social media instead of research and evidence from credible sources really shows why this country is the only one struggling to recover
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    • This is a reminder that Epstein didn’t game end yourself. This has nothing to do with the feature, I just want to remind everyone.
      fuma 30 jul
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    • I was gonna join the military but then I realized that I'm not retarded
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    • Saw a guy try to fight a drill sergeant. He got punched in the throat and three others jumped on him before his patrol cap he threw to try to distract the drill sergeant so he could get a sucker punch in hit the ground.
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    • I didn’t join because I can’t eat gluten. It’s fucking stupid but if they tried to feed me I’d just throw it all up
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    • People really say that and than get knocked out by a 4.5 little 6 grade Nerd
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    • Here’s what really happens in the military: Some wannabe hard@$$ challenges the drill sgt/Drill instructor/training instructor, the instructor checks to see if any higher ups are around, none in sight, proceeds to whoop the recruits @$$ into compliance.
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    • Those are the wrong mask to use either way. The ironic thing is with those you can breathe easier. The front square in those let the bad air out. We used those in construction. You are supposed to use the ones that keep the air in.
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    • Nah I'd just zone out lmao
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    • From what i’ve heard, Drill Sergeants are practically trained for people who say shit like that, so if you even thought about even touching them, you’d be left with PTSD
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    • Good luck with knocking out a drill sergeant hell kick your ass in seconds
      lestes724 29 jul
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    • Masks are a placebo
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    • Haha man I would pay a lot of money to see that
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    • Is joining a good idea? If I join I'm probably going to do the air Force just because my grandpa isn't doing the best but he served in Vietnam in the air force so it would kind of be a personal way to not only serve my country but to also do one last thing for him.
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    • People really do be afraid of drill instructors when they just trying to help you become more disciplined and hold you to a standard
      Suca 30 jul
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    • God how I wish there were videos showing what happens to y’all fuckers who think y’all gonna oust the goddamn drill sergeant.
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    • Ever remove insulation from a blazing hot attic? Dusty nasty airborne shit. Do it without a mask one day and you beg for a mask the next.
      heLa_x 29 jul
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    • I could care less what someone’s life choices are, but man is hearing military excuses annoying.
      MNBoy0331 29 jul
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    • Actually the people that say that about the drill sergeant are the ones screaming for safe spaces
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    • IFunny features don’t know what side their on the mask debate.
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    • It’s not the masks themselves, it’s the idea of conditioning behind it. The fact that people willingly accepted something not backed up across the board to control their lives is dangerous, despite if it just begins with a piece of cloth
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    • We had this tough guy in basic who always talked a big game. He mouthed off to the wrong drill (was sent from ranger bat, just got out of a deployment) during white phase on a range and for legal reasons the kid tripped down a tiny hill Into a tree with enforce force to lose some teeth and break 1/2
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    • But when the one of the lead scientists in DC researching COVID says that masks aren’t necessary, everyone is silent about that
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    • Marine Sgt here, fuck you, fuck the gov't and fuck the masks.
      ECHO5ECHO 31 jul
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    • story time. my uncle was in basic and they had him and a bunch of other fuckers dig a massive 6ft deep 15ft wide hole with those little fold out shovels they give soldiers. once that had been done, they were told that they would be training in hand to hand combat and their job was to (pt. 1)
      meatcube 30 jul
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    • If you can’t handle getting yelled at you won’t be able to handle getting shot at
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    • I have this weird thing where I laugh hysterically when I get yelled at. Drill instructors probably wouldn’t like that.
      PuppyPage 29 jul
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    • I dunno I think I'll just ignore everyone screaming at me.
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    • I would have joined the military, but I’m kind of a pussy and I don’t like kiIIing flies, so I think I’d shit myself if I kiIIed a human. Look at all these big burly men bitching about masks! I fuckin love masks, pussies.
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    • Yeah, if a drill sergent started yelling at me, I would've
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    • Hey I'm not going to say I could beat up a drill Sargent. In fact I'd probably go down in one hit. Still though, I don't really see why people think they're scary, what are they gonna do, yell louder? I'm not the type of person to join the military so maybe I don't get it
      happysumo 29 jul
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    • I had an MTI that was nicknamed “5ft 9in of hell” and damn did he live up to that name. Getting blown up ain’t fun, but after you internalize that and really try to not fuck up again. You can’t forget that experience, and I’m glad they put me in my place so I would stop being such an arrogant pos.
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    • Drill instructors don't tell because they hate you, they do that to make you calm under stress, and make you be able to take a hit. after bootcamp they are just another superior, rather than being the demon that hits you on the head with a hammer for talking yes that happened to my g-pa in marines
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    • I would have joined the Navy or something but I broke both my hips when I was a kid so I can’t join.
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    • I would join the military but I don't want to because I'm a pussy
      Prodigal 30 jul
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    • I didn’t want to join the military because I cry when I get really angry or frustrated and my throat gets super dry and closes up on me.
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    • ADHD, unmotivated to do anything in life, flat footed. And I confuse my colors sometimes. Like yellow sometimes look orange or black looks blue, vise versa. Pretty much why I never joined. Plus they said stay off the ADHD meds for 2 years. Like I gotta take them to work and drive. not possible
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    • i’d knock out any drill sergeant on this planet, i’m just simply built different
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    • Drill instructions will still beat your ass. At MCRD they would drag belligerent recruits into the whiskey locker for some "wall to wall counseling"
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    • Onision?
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    • I was going to go but then I was informed that in my grandfathers will he passed away over 12 years bc I went to college from cancer (he is ex us Army, my uncle and my dad are ex Marine) he asked that I go to college. N I had to pay my own way through college so I worked a lot.
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    • I was going to join the military and then I read the UCMJ. I dunno; I might still be willing to sign that many constitutional rights away for the personal pride of becoming a Marine or a Navy Seal as I had always hoped to be.
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    • The point of that statement isn't "I'm a badass" its "I have a problem with people yelling at me and I can't control myself".
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