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    • The male roll is as a protector. I’m okay with it. I’ll make the home safe. Just make it feel like a home.
      Guiltyyy 2 aug
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    • King. The patience of this man
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    • Mine woke me up because she had a bad dream the other night. Another night I was dropping her off at home and kissed her to wake her up and she started hitting me saying she has a boyfriend
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    • Hey, I’m just gonna say this. I am afraid of the dark, in the very real, literal sense. I’m a girl. If I had a boyfriend, you bet your sweet ass I’d have him do the stuff in the dark.
      Dizco2 2 aug
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    • Ifunnyers: NOOOO SHES A THOT, GIRLS DONT DESERVE US
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    • Once I woke my boyfriend up at 4am because I heard a noise in the kitchen and was too much of a sissy to go check it out for myself
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    • Went to bed at 3. Got called at 5am bc she was having a panic attack at the store she's a manager at.Talked her through it and reminded her she can do it and she got it all under control. Good ones make you happy to go through the hassle for them
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    • My girl is just a bundle of weird. And god damn do I love it.
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    • Aw now I kinda want a girl who is afraid of the dark. Idk why that’s lowkey cute
      BSArtist 2 aug
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    • What a fucking loser, if ur girlfriend can’t adjust the thermostat herself she’s a liability. My girlfriend actually invented the thermostat herself and she pegs me every day even when I ask her not to. What a dame!!
      Jebward 3 aug
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    • Blah blah blah, gender equality or whatever, but as a woman, I would feel safer with a boyfriend or husband protecting me. And unless they’re a chef or something, I enjoy cooking and cleaning so I would probably want to control the kitchen.
      leyaa 2 aug
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    • Why are there countless woman haters on this app? What happened to y’all?
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    • Jesus, ifunny has so many incels, it gets annoying when cunts in the comments gotta bitch about women when one exists in a meme.
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    • God im so lonely
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    • Lmao that’s so sweet, but I’ve been married for 8 years. I wouldn’t trade my wife for anything, but sometimes I think about it
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    • I freakin love it when I have an opportunity to make my girl feel protected.
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    • My girl woke me up saying she heard something scary and for me to be quiet and listen so I did and she let out the loudest fucking fart a 5,6 120 pound girl can muster and started dying laughing. I love that little shit
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    • I wouldve handed the bitch my 1911 and rolled back over.
      MrCoolio 1 aug
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    • When you're not in a relationship and the only danger is yourself.
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    • I've been with my girlfriend for four years (I'm 20 and so is she) and we're getting ready to move out of state and I'm going to be buying a house. I really want to move to Texas or at the very least somewhere with minimal snowfall and cheap property and she won't even consider any where (cont)
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    • I gotta walk with my girlfriend through the dark halls so she can get food, aint no big deal love her to death
      Stowner 2 aug
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    • The woman in the meme doesn’t like the dark so that must mean she’s a lazy piece of shit that won’t provide anything in the relationship 🙄 obviously that man is happy in his relationship so what does that tell you
      m_rust03 2 aug
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    • You know in general people are talking about how there needs to be equal treatment in a relationship which is all well and good but the guy is supposed to spoil her a bit and be a gentleman
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    • This shit is easy, the hard part is finding a bitch that will accept you
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    • Guys like to feel needed it's in our Gene's down to our core, it's what makes guys guys
      John1911 2 aug
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    • Jewel 2 aug
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    • My girlfriend fucking sucks fuck her but i love her
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    • Obviously fake. It’s illegal to live together before marriage
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    • My ex was really over protective of me, like I want a guy who is protective, but he wouldnt even let me hug my best friend. We broke up and he was mad and now he wont talk to me. Lesson of the day boys and men dont be controlling. Also if a guy spoils a girl, then, ladies we need to spoil them back
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    • tbh im not too scared of the dark, i sometimes gotta go into my alleyway to throw trash out, if i hear something i say out loud "get me pussy no balls u wont" then walk away normally. other times i run into the alley way then sprint even faster back to my house bc i get weird feelings. idk man
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    • Wait, 23 year olds are grown ass ?
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    • Now that, kids, That is what love is.
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    • You’re not afraid of the dark, you’re afraid of what might be hiding in it... hope that helps, if not, oh well
      SpudzII 3 aug
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    • Mine punched me in the face in her sleep
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    • Bennye get ready for a life of dumb stuff like this- I’m such a mf scaredy cat pussy
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    • My husband and I can control the temp with our phones. He works in hvac and just took a fancy thermostat and installed it. It's niceee
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    • sturgesgf you
      sturges 2 aug
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    • She didn't wanna awake his inner dad
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    • uh yeah
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    • I was sleeping next to my ex the other night and I had a dream I was kissing her. I woke up and I was, in my sleep.
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    • Tbh, I would trade my girl for the world, but as long as I could control it because I can make her mine, I won world
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    • I just want a loving girlfriend
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    • Watch people call him a simp now
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    • My wife can fall asleep in less than a minute then sleep through the night. Dam I love the bitch. 11yrs together this November.
      kanep0e 4 aug
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    • By that girl a Nest, then she can do it from her phone.
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    • One time my mom wax the hard wood floor with out telling my dad that works overnight at the time..... he had socks on and he woke her up by him cusing all the way down
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    • Etheldrea 💜
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    • I used to be afraid of the dark bc my half sister would lock me in our corridor and read Scary Stories to tell in the dark from outside the door
      cirice 2 aug
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    • I miss her.
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    • kanep0e 4 aug
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    • then ur retarded
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    • WHO NEEDS LOVE WHEN DUMPTRUCKS ARE A REAL THING
      Hawse 3 aug
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    • It's almost 8 pm and I am hearing my parents doting on our cat while in the bath. Hearing them talk then the cat meow is really cute
      _Nail_ 2 aug
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    • Seeing all this kind of stuff just makes me realize how lonely I am and how much I want someone to care about.
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    • I would
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    • If anyone is smart and knowledgeable in marijuana, dm me? I’d like some help and assistance
      Venality 2 aug
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    • Then she tweets "My bf just farted in the bed, who wants to come get this man, I trade him for a twix"
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    • Heron 3 aug
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    • I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN! Honey, I'm hot or Im cold. Go change the temp because it's dark and I can't do it by myself. Sorry for interrupting your sleep, while I get to stay nice and comfy in bed.
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    • Nothing like good ol fashioned sleep deprivation.
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    • me @ you abatchoy wouldn't trade you for the world
      7400 2 aug
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    • Features are just collective but with less likes
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    • The only reason I’m a little afraid of the dark is because when I still lived at home my parents would shut off the light at night and would wear mask upside down and crab walk towards me screaming
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    • I'd trade it for the chance to tell her to stop being a bitch.
      coreydm1 3 aug
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    • turned it to 69
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    • Submissive women 🤮🤮🤮
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    • EllieUndead this will be us
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    • My bf called me a coward for locking the door during a sh**ting and making sure my roommates were safe instead of taking down the sh* oter. Like ok buddy. Love to see you do better.
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    • On my 21 bday I got super fucked up and puked on my fiance's shoes. Then he had to help me out of my clothes and into bed when we got home. Makes us even from when he got drunk and I tried to help him pee and he ended up peeing on me.
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    • Chrisag17 lol u
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    • Pechunia this gunna happen a lot with you isnt it?
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    • I wouldnt either, i love you Lam3nt
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    • Shut up woman
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    • Thats true love
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    • Simp located!
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    • Woman are so damn beta
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    • And that's the kind of girl who will cheat in the blink of an eye
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    • Just wait until they been together for awhile and he figures out it’s not because she’s scared, it’s really because she’s figured out if she pretends to be scared she doesn’t have to pick her lazy ass up of the bed
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    • She must have that slip n slide pussy if you put up with that shit often
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    • Blink twice if you're being forced to say this
      GmanV 2 aug
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    • Weak men will convince themselves they are happy because they aren't alone. And society is proud. Loosers.
      lijaar 2 aug
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    • Okay but all legit seriousness of a grown ass adult was too scared to walk in the dark and actually woke me up because of it, I’m leaving her without hesitation. This isn’t funny this is fucking pathetic. Really? Afraid of a dark hallway?
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    • Simp
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    • Of course not just look how ugly he is marrying up my dude 👍
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    • That’s sweet but at 4am? That’s a paddlin’.
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    • That’s cute... I’m up at 4:30 anyways for work 😭
      shroom21 5 aug
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    • Get your girl some night lights in your house! Because you love her! 😳💕
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    • Being dependent is not “cute”
      XanaxATD 5 aug
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    • Tf is wrong with all u
      iBanEz1 5 aug
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    • Can’t relate yet
      FBImeme 5 aug
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    • Just tell Alexa to do it you pleb
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    • My girl does the same type of stuff and my instincts tell me to help her. I love it but ya know once in a while it would be nice if the damn fleshlight would think for itself
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    • How many women would do this for a man? How many women do anything nice for any man?
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    • Fuck that
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