• Maury: You are
NOT the father
Man: *jumping around* F*bleep*
YEAH! F*bleep* YOU! LETS GO!
Woman: *in tears crying*
7 y/o me sick at home: this is good
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    • If the dude's not the father, the woman usually runs off stage while the guy just kinda sits there like 'I've won, but at what cost?' and the crowd is stunned. If the dude is the father, the woman gets all in his face and the crowd loses their fucking minds. Point is, the crowd of Maury are simps.
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    • The baby:
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    • 7 y/o me realizing its my parents thats on there when I'm sick
      Gabekyu 26 jul
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    • It’s either that or the girl is super happy and the guy is in utter shambles cause he wanted to be apart of the kids life :(
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    • Except the women RUNS back stage a
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    • Honestly how much of a whore do you have to be to not know who’s the father of your child? I have no problem with women sleeping around, guys do it. But if it’s at the point where you don’t know who got you pregnant then geez
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    • Then she takes that long ass run through the hallway just to.fall at the end to.where the Richter scale moves
      kanep0e 27 jul
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    • Unpopular Opinion: Maury is an absolute shit concept. *Woman on stage* Her: he claims I made out with 10 men because I had a condom in my purse. *Man comes on stage* Literally everyone in the audience: *Boos on sight*. Guy: *Gives good reasons* Maury: You are not the father. Woman: *cries and runs*
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    • I want to have children with a dummy thicc femboy
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    • Fat soft squishy thighs are better than muscular thighs
      Kaiau 26 jul
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    • Femboys of iFunny, state your presence
      Aitaxb 26 jul
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    • Some people really think “poor her, she’s struggling to find the baby’s father” fuck that she wouldn’t be in that mess if she wasn’t a whore
      TheCrow 27 jul
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    • My senior year of high school I only had half classes so I would go home before lunch and me and my mom would watch and laugh at trashy TV like Maurey good times
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    • Bitch does eight more tests and none of them are the father. She’s got the primordial ooze In her panties.
      shill4112 27 jul
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    • Thank you for censoring the F word as if we didnt know that already
      kussImmak 27 jul
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    • How come there isn’t ever any question around the mother being the mother?
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    • Is it just me, or is it soooo much more satisfying when the guy is not the father
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    • The crowd boos the guy no matter what
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    • Where’s the video where they say he’s not the father and the lady starts cheering
      skin_ 26 jul
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    • We all understand drama even at a young age. The old spider man show popped my drama cherry.
      YourGuyCy 26 jul
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    • So uh. My parents are cooking rn. Amd the smoke alarm started to go off as soon as i read the first bleep. Someone help
      clg1199 26 jul
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    • My cousin slept with his now wife while she was married to another man. A kid came from that union. She eventually left her husband and had another child with my cousin. They won't admit that the first one is his though. That poor boy looks IDENTICAL to his real father. (1/2)
      loxielady 28 jul
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    • When he flips on stage
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    • Camera man: I dont think you realize how fast I really am, IM FAST AS FUCK BOI!!!
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    • I love watching those because I enjoy laughing at the trashy people getting their world turned upside down
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    • Why tf is everyone talking about femboys?
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    • abrugby01 27 jul
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    • Me watching The Price Is Right: “there is absolutely no way that showcase is that much, way to overbid”
      remliel 26 jul
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    • We are a Judge Judy household. There's nothing that makes you feel better than being home from school sick and hearing "EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M TALKING!!" "BALONEY!!" "DON'T PISS ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!"
      deco_bro 26 jul
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    • I didn’t even know how making babies worked but I just liked seeing the madness and comparing the pics between the kids and the supposed father
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    • I love when they do blackflips n shit
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    • The fat bitches always flop on the floor
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    • I never liked that show, drama like that isn't that interesting to me
      FordPines 27 jul
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    • Camera man chases woman around backstage
      _AD_ 27 jul
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    • You see, I don’t feel bad for the woman to find out That the person they accuse is not the father. Because not only does it mean that the woman cheated. It also means that she was probably just trying to drag him in to paying child support because she knew that he was not the father
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    • Dude I just saw this episode where this guys wife left him when they were dating and had sex with another guy. Years later they get back together and she gets pregnant. He calls bulkshit that she cheated abain(even tho they weren’t together then?) and doesn’t claim the kid. Get this- it’s his. 1/2
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    • Lovehurts 26 jul
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    • "Sick"
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    • Knight in shining armor
      Boat_Man 26 jul
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    • Woman moment
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    • Maury is out there risking his life every day trying to give ghetto kids a father
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    • This and steve wilkes, and old school jerry Springer
      AzureSun 27 jul
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    • One of my class mates and his baby momma was on Maury. He wasn't the father and he did a back flip off of stage. The day the episode ran no one was at school. Fun fact the mom just got arrested for beastiality.
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    • Bro I know someone who went on that show, I fucking taped that shit on my old vcr and Ill flash that bitch the tape all the time. Cousins back come over to the house, “Want to watch a movie?”
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    • I'm the Daddy
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    • The Price is Right and The Days of Our Lives were my sick day shows
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    • Ive always wanted to see some guy be disappointed by the fact that he isn't the father, just to change it up
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    • No worries if you're not black.
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    • ppl exclaiming and going nuts is entertaining
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    • Dont be a fuckin hoe and sleep around with every fucking thing that moves
      TheJC9794 27 jul
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    • The crowd is comprised of simps and Karen’s. If the guy ain’t the father, they’re just quiet. But if he is? They get wild
      ManlySoup 27 jul
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    • If you have to take a DNA test, you a hoe
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    • That show did a good job of ensuring the degeneracy of this generation
      DankType 27 jul
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    • Price of right with bob Barker was the absolute best in my house. I vaguely remember watching it when I was about 4 or 5
      kaibamaid 27 jul
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    • 21 year old me still loves this
      eggnibba 27 jul
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    • Those were the days
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    • Y’all are hilarious thinking that this shitty cable show is spending money on dna tests most of the couples who take a dna test after the show report that the findings were wrong
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    • That is not good.
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    • My sister was on Jerry springer, my Animal science teacher found out and we canceled class to watch the episode on YouTube
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    • 27 year old me stuck at home in quarantine: this is good
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    • I wish i woulda taken my baby dad to maury 😂 his whole famliy claimed our daughter couldnt be his bc we both have dark hair and dark eyes and she has the prettiest bright blue eyes amd blonde hair you've seen..they swear up amd down that i somehow bribed the dna testers and that she's still not his
      HeatherW 27 jul
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    • Haha ok
      Yakurash 27 jul
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    • Lol my best friend gave birth to her 3rd child who was supposed to be fathered by an African Prince. The boy came out blond hair, blue eyed, oops picked the wrong date 😂
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    • Daytime tv is some good shit
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    • Maury was always on when I got home in middle school and I remember watching while doing my homework on the living room floor, good times
      Camerayn 27 jul
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    • Judge Judy was one of the best shows to watch
      Josh021 27 jul
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    • Joseph was about to name his new son when his wife Mary intervened. "Joseph, I must first tell you that the baby is not your son." He responded "JESUS CHRIST!!!" The name stuck.
      banjo1926 27 jul
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    • That one woman who tested over 20 different men on his show
      Xaero13 27 jul
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    • The best part is when the dude ain't the father and he's pissed enough to be like told yah bitch and they don't make up
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    • bro i always imagine the kid seeing it and feeling bad bc the guy was so happy
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    • YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER everyone: OOOOOH *clapping*
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    • This also described beginning parts of snow days if I was bored of video games.
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    • Maury and Jerry Springer. Chaotic good and Chaotic Evil
      Swonk 27 jul
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    • “In tears crying”
      gekyume 27 jul
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    • People need to calm down over stupid crap. Like this kinda stuff and sports or concerts. You paid money to go there so you shouldn’t be surprised to see a group or be surprised by an answer.
      CrazyCray 27 jul
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    • Why did the women start crying like wtf
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    • Don't forget the woman running backstage while the cameraman sprints at mach 7 to keep up
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    • The child: *fatherless*
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    • Why would he be happy? Why would someone not want their child to be their own?
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    • Hey guys. How many grains of powder should I use in a kentucky smoothbore rifle?
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    • I got my first BJ when Maury was on tv
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    • Dude how did we all live the same life.I have a very vivid memory of being sick at home building my Minecraft house watching clips of Hell’s Kitchen and the Maury show
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    • Money is money at the end of the day hell get it soon. Keep working hard pimp
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    • So who is the father?
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    • Going on the Maury show and bringing your drama to the public is the most childish thing ever
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    • Remember in a similar show, this fat woman found out the guy wasn't the father and cheered and the judged called her ass out. Good shit right there
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    • Maury is garbage. All of those shows are garbage
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    • Jerry was the best thou
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    • Maury is lowest common denominator garbage. If you enjoy Maury, you are boring and stupid.
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    • *lessssss gooooooooOoooOOOO
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    • This is good
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    • Somebody post the video of the camera guys training for this
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    • It is
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    • And the camera man is always sprinting
      Queefer 26 jul
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    • I never really got why women started crying on that show when they cheated on the first place
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