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    • He also has the 64 pack crayon with the sharpener in the back
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    • I was the fastest kid in elementary school. Those were the golden days, its all down hill after that.
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    • my kindergarten girlfriend broke up with me cuz i told her my favorite color wasn’t pink
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    • I was the fastest kid in recess until this girl came to class. I had a crush on her but she kissed my best friend on the cheek. That day I knew happiness was a lie!
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    • He's got his own penis sharpener
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    • Fourth grade i lasted the longest during the pacer test. God I wish I could go back
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    • when I was in kindergarten I had a girlfriend and broke up with her 3 days later bc I thought she was annoying despite the fact I was the annoying one. Little did I know this was foreshadowing I’m shitty at dating. My last 2 relationships lasted 3 days.
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    • I was the fastest white kid in elementary school. The nerdy girls that were into the Twilight series used to like me and hang out with me at recess because I was pale, fast and had my hair spiked like Edward lmao
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    • “Understood, have a good day”
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    • I was the fastest runner in high school and still got picked last lmao
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    • I was one of the top runners in high school then I was one of the top lifters in my class and then I got into a relationship and well yeah no more gains.
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    • If u had a pack of gum back then you could get anything
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    • Keep your head up King. Just gotta win the next dodgeball game and she'll be back
      KickerJ 4 aug
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    • I was in 2nd grade and had a crush on this blonde girl but kept it hidden and one day she had a huge crush on me and was telling everyone that i was her bf and i was like nahh cause she had the cooties (ik i was stupid) and she tried to get me jealous by saying she liked my friend too and i got the
      Kuevo 5 aug
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    • Whore
      Venality 5 aug
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    • I was the fastest girl in 3rd and i had a crush on the fastest boy and he liked me too but we never dated.
      imzaddy 5 aug
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    • Dating? In second grade?
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    • Bruh I miss the days where any disputes could be settled by seeing who would win a race
      Askah 4 aug
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    • Being the fastest kid in elementary from 3rd-5th grade was my peak in life tbh.
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    • I used to be the fastest in grade school now I’m 20 and the fattest
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    • The fast kid
      sneerber 5 aug
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    • i had a crush in kindergarten and she had a crush on me but we were bullied because our names rhymed so she didnt like me anymore
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    • A girl dragged me to the bathroom to show me her pussy in the 2nd grade. Then a teacher came in and got ME in trouble. Fucking thot
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    • I have been reading to much manga my dumb*** read it from right to left
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    • Understandable
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    • i was always the second fastest in elementary P.E. 😔 or i guess first loser
      koopadan 6 aug
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    • i was the fastest kid at my school but I still got no girls
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    • Bitches ain’t shit man. Fuck that hoe
      chopstew 5 aug
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    • Has anyone noticed that when we were younger that the only way to get a girlfriend was to have superior primal instincts
      Bro321 7 aug
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    • I was the fastest kid, and I am a girl. Many boys ‘trained’ and took their vitamins so they can beat me, but I always ended up winning. One of them even hated me and said “girls can’t be fastest runner.”
      Sxrko 6 aug
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    • That's it came down to until about 3rd grade for me. Some ginger was the fastest so that completely counteracted the fact that he was a ginger
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    • Why does it go like this with time: athletics, popularity, attractiveness, intelligence, social standing, in that order?
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 4 aug
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    • I was fastest and tallest in my 2nd grade class grade. Also that's when I was the most attractive. I was with the shits
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    • Wait, you guys got girlfriends in elementary.
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    • Is it weird to find my second grade gf and hit her up again? I feel like that might b weird
      1_0_0 6 aug
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    • My 2nd grad gf disappeared
      popojojo 5 aug
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    • basically in elementary school if you run fast your cool and in middle school it’s being strong-ish then after that it depends
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    • Understandable. But I got that crayola 120 pack
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    • I still hold the record at my elementary school for most laps during the pacer test
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    • wait till she finds out about sonic
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    • I was the fastest kid in my region up until 8th grade, I used to get so much pussy... my virginity has since reset though
      Bogfoor 5 aug
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    • I remember in 1st grade once, I said “piss” and the girl next to me said she was gonna tell the teacher, so I begged her not to and said I’d get her crayons. The next day in lunch break when no one was in the room I slid the 64 pack crayon with a the sharpener in the back and slid it in her 1/2
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    • He who owns the best pair of Skechers runs the fastest
      Skrunky 5 aug
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    • when you could play 4 square tho
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    • Why do kids "need" to be dating by like 9 or even younger? I've never understood it... Just enjoy childhood.
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    • It's me I'm Jared
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    • I used to be goalie and we all played soccer at recess cause there was only one ball at the school that was the last time I felt like my peers had any respect for me
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    • That was me except I am brown so it never happened
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    • Why do you have a girlfriend in 2nd grade? Y’all just barely learned how to walk
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    • I've been friends with a girl since 3rd grade, and I want to ask her out, should I?
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    • Understood. Have a nice day
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    • He also came back from the doctor with McDonald's for everyone
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    • my kindergarten gf only liked me for my Gameboy Advance SP 😞
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    • Playing the long game
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    • I was the fastest in elementary school until this black kid came to my school. I ran a 40 in 4.6 seconds for my fastest time and he could run a 4.5. I'll never forget or forgive him for as long as I live.
      Charnt 8 aug
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    • I was fastest until Steven beat me :( I lost hailey mann
      PipRoar 8 aug
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    • He gave me a cookie instead of a few goldfish
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    • Ah my name's jared
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    • Aparantly every-fucking-one is the fastest runner of elememtary school
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    • Women never change
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    • Some girl that used to tattle on me and bug me in the second grade told me i was cute on the last day of second and then she moved away
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    • True story: I got bullied out of track but I kept up the running around my hometown everyday. I beat him in the next 5k that I went too
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    • So she’s into black kids
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    • It’s because of those damn light up shoes he just got. They’re brand new! Give him a month and he’ll be just like the rest of us
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    • I was the fastest in my high school track team. Thought I was hot shit til I got to college. I was average there. Crushed my world view. Put everything in perspective for me. No matter how great you think you are, there’s always someone better.
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    • I was the fastest in 2nd grade, lost a noticeable amount of speed in 3rd
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    • Understandable have a nice day😎
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    • penos
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    • Literally my life in 4th grade
      dogbag57 7 aug
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    • Understandable
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    • I remember being 2nd to the fastest kid in 2nd and everytime we raced all the girls cheered for him
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    • This is close to the character background of Mob from Mob Psycho 100
      Delta64B 7 aug
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    • i was the fastest girl k-4 and would play tag with the fastest boys in class, good times good times. i'm still pretty fast, but i still get picked last :)
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    • I broke up with my kindergarten bf because he called me a stupid head
      Skeletal 7 aug
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    • y’all i was that kid. i was the fastest kid in second grade and i had a second grade gf. she sucks now. apparently she got pregnant recently. Thank God i’m not with her
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    • I knew a dude who dated and broke up with a chick 5 times in one year back in 5th grade
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    • Apparently in kindergarden I was a complete tool and kissed like 4 different girls while "dating" one of them, I learned about all of it from said kindergarden gf who has a much better memory than I do years and years later. She sends nudes to any guy who looks in her detection now, strange times
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    • My friend who’s in 6th grade lost a girl because his friend brought her candy one day so she left him😂
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    • In second grade I was to busy with hotwheels and playing stick guns with what I thought were my friends
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    • Is she an animal looking for the best genetic mate? Respect
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    • Jokes on you guys. I’ve been running from my problems for so long that I’m the fastest man alive. My girlfriend will never leave me!
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    • I was the 3rd fastest and I had a gf 4th and 5th grade. Now I'm a lonely gamer that nobody likes. My my how the tables have turned
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    • "He has them pokemon cards yo"
      haloman7 6 aug
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    • I remember one day in first grade I flirted with 2 girls on the bus never did again
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    • I remember in 8th grade my girlfriend was in my class and I went balls to the wall and ran 110 on the pacer trying to impress her
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    • I remember when speed was everything. When I was king
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    • I was the fastest kid from elementary thru middle school. The last time I’ll ever feel on top of the world
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    • I didn't get a girlfriend til the last 3 months of my senior year in high school 😂😂
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    • I had a "boyfriend" in 2nd grade. He was protective. We were playing dodge ball and somebody threw a ball at my face so he threw a ball at their face. We made each rings out of tape for some reason. Then I moved to a different state
      Foodyumq 6 aug
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    • I was the fastest white kid. 3rd fastest in all.
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    • I dont get it
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    • For me it was hardest kickball kicker
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    • Lol ive never had a gf
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    • Those 4 hours relationships hurt the most.
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