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    • When the argonians went into oblivion
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    • The fact that this is true in Elder Scrolls lore makes it so much better
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    • Daedra: We come to take your land. Argonians:
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    • See what happens when you live in a society of guerrilla fighters and worships sithis. Also babys become assassins from birth if born at the right time.
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    • Exactly, Argonians master race
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    • "you're getting mugged kid" "no, you're getting mugged"
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    • Daedra: invade black marsh. argonians:
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    • Daedra troops preparing for battle: Gates open: A bunch of lizard men juiced up on skooma beat the shit out of them and leave.
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    • When your swampy homeland is so shit that you're willing to invade hell itself
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    • Chitter 6 apr
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    • Dude, argonians are the crackheads of the elder scrolls. They have skooma and moon sugar which is essentially like vodka and cocaine
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    • The fact that the Argonians, of all the tamrielic races, were the only ones to fucking pound the Daedra is mind boggling. Like sure, they were warned ahead of time, but that’s about it.
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    • Argonians are so fucking badass warriors that they scared a daedric prince into closing one if his Oblivion gates because his daedra attacking the argonians were getting there asses kicked
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    • Argonian players...RISE UP.
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    • Who would win? A literal God of destruction and his endless legion of minions, or some scaly bois and a bunch of trees
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    • Shit the plane of Oblivion was more hospitable than Black Marsh.
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    • Oblivion is probably a nicer place to live than blackmarsh
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    • "We're not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with us."
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    • But the argonians are sadly the race that somehow always manages to get enslaved.
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    • "Were gonna invade yall" "cowabunga it is."
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    • Just want to point at that the only source for this is a drunk argonian who was just repeating An-Xileel propaganda. It’s about as credible as the Thalmor claim that they ended the Oblivion Crisis.
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    • Daedra: WE COME FROM THE REALMS OF OBLVION FEAR THE DAY OF YOUR JUDGEMENT. Argonians: https://ifunny.co/fun/TSpjnE8O6
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    • Imagine going to invade with your demon buddies only to get rekt by a bunch of horny toads that lick sap off of sentient trees
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    • The Daedra when the Argonians invade
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    • Deadra: We invade you now and there's not a DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! Argonians:
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    • The fact that the end panel is the free real estate guy makes me laugh even harder. I’m just picturing the Argonians going “oh look free real estate”
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    • This is the only time an argonian invasion was successful and it was all cause their tree daddies
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    • Deadra: invade. Argonians: cowabunga it is
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    • Daedra: We're invading. Argonians: That's a nice plane of Oblivion you got there. It'd be a shame for something to... happen.. to it
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    • The Chad Argonian
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    • What’s this? The first non video in the last 200 swipes and it makes me laugh? HMMMM???
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    • Gosh I am so happy elder scrolls memes are coming back, if brings warmth to my heart.
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    • Daedra
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    • Daedra: we’ve come to conquer you! Lizard niggas:
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    • Deadra: we’ve come to invade. Argonians:
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    • The Daedra:
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    • Daedra: invades argonian:
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    • It makes you wonder how they were conquered and enslaved so many times
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    • I’ve always wanted an elder scrolls game that either takes place in black marsh or elsweyr
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    • That's because the Hist trees(arguably as old as the Daedra) called every Argonian back to Black Marsh and turned them into savage super soldiers. I absolutely have to play an Argonian every time now.
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    • Daedra: invade. Argonians:
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    • I mean oblivion is probably nicer than that swamp
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    • Daedra: Your land is now ours! Argonians:
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    • When your homeland is so shit that oblivion looks better
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    • Daedra: We'll never surrender! Argonians:
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    • Daedra: we’re invading you argonians: no u
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    • Argonians: "Ah ah someone call an ambulance, but not for me."
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    • They set up fucking outposts in oblivion. Not to mention the fact that they fucked up the dark elves really bad. Argonians are not to be fucked with
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    • Only reason they were able to fight off The Daedra was because the Hist gave them enhanced strength
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    • *loads bow with malicious intent*
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    • Argonians don’t get the appreciation that they deserve
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    • My brother: why do you choose an argonian? They’re so bad! Me: we invaded the Daedra during the Oblivion crisis you uncultured swine.
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    • From what I heard there are sentient trees that live in their Homeland that were able to predict where are the portals to Oblivion we're going to open up and the argonians were armed and ready waiting for the portals to open up
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    • Daedra Invade, Argonians:
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    • Daedra Invade. Argonians:
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    • And the Argonanian Hist Trees even predicted it and told them, so when the gates opened a fully prepared army just charged in and smashed heads till they stopped.
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    • Argonians in lore are badass, argonians in game are sad
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    • And just like that I have a newfound respect for argonians. Though to be honest I love all races except for the taint that is thalmor.
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    • Black marsh is a shithole so they crawled into Oblivion like a bunch of scaly bois into Narnia
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    • "You get invaded kid." "No, you're getting invaded." "Ah! How the hell's that even work?"
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    • The Dunmer still *barely* survived. They had to resurrect a crab the size of a small city to help.
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    • Argonians are one of the most underrated races.
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    • Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll
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    • To clear up people thinking this makes Daedra weak, the hist trees in Black Marsh gave the Argonians a form of super buff that basically made them go berserk. This is how they defeated the Daedra. The Hist actually comes directly from Sithis. The Hist is OP. Not Argonians.
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    • When the trees start speaking argonian
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    • Black Marsh is awful, the Daedra can't possibly think the Argonians wouldn't invade them back.
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    • And the khajiit are in the background just selling to whoever is invading whom
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    • Well, I mean it was only because of the Hist trees. The argonians were actually real weak (and were regularly enslaved), but when the Hist trees were threatened by the invasion of Oblivion, the Hist basically super powered the argonians, thus the reverse invasion.
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    • Imagine being literal hellspawn and getting your ass handed to you by scalies
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    • The plains of Oblivion are a definite improvement over the Black Marsh, no wonder the Argonians invaded.
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    • Daedra: Looks like ur stuck in here with me. Argonians: no, ur stuck in here with me
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    • Daedra: this place looks nice to invade. Argonians:
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    • Daedra: “We’re invading your realm” Argonians:
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    • Funny how for most of their history, Argonians were shit. Then they fucked everyone up.
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    • Bro argonians will fucking whoop on ANYONE that wanna talk shit
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    • The best insult I've ever heard was, "He is the Daedra of slimy bastards and self absorbed assholes!"
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    • If I recall correctly, when Tiber Septum tried to invade Black Marsh, it was too difficult/costly because of the unique terrain. So TS simply used diplomatic solutions & won them over.
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    • Aren't Argonians always trying to leave Black Marsh?
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    • Imagine playing oblivion as an argonian, the daedra are just like "fuck they're here too?"
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    • Dont start featuring tumblr elder scrolls shit. I dont want to hear how BryNolF aNd His GaY DraGonBOrn BoyFRienD FuckeD on MeRcERS DeaD BoDY. X3 so randam
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    • Daedra : OH YOURE APPROACHING ME INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY YOURE COMING RIGHT TO ME
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    • Might I add that they knew about the attack because of tree shrooms.
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    • Who’s psyched for es6
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    • Honestly if hell opened up on Earth, and we could physically enter hell and leave whenever we pleased, I wouldn't even doubt that some countries would set up military outposts in it. I mean I'm sure there's a metric fuck ton of oil in hell, the US would be on that shit.
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    • Argonians would actually wait for daedra to pass by shores and they’d Burst out like alligator/Vietcong and slit their throats
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    • Who would win, literal demigods or angry reptiles
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    • Daedra bow to us foolish lizards. Argonians:
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    • It’s only cus the Hist decided to buff the argonians in order to protect themselves
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    • It's the hist trees, they're sentient, basically buff em up and also control them subtly to an extent. You don't fuck with hist trees' client species in their homeland.
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    • Daedra: *open a portal* Argonians: *go in first before Daedra come through.* Daedra: *are just sitting there like wtf*
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    • It doesn't help that half the daedric realms are safer than fucking Blackmarsch itself lmao
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    • Daedra: Puny mortal! We shall end your life! Argonians:
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    • I used to play strictly argonian and basically forgot that diseases were a thing because they have resistance and so the first time I played as something else and got Rockjoint I didn’t know what the fuck was going on. Soon enough I had ten diseases and life was a nightmare
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    • Who would win in a fight one flamy armor boi or one scaly boi?
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    • Black Marsh or Elsweyr should be the setting of ES 6. Not Daggerfall again
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