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    • Rotting in the open air, tethered flies everywhere, engraving this in to your memory. You will try to forget this sight, of 20000 tethered flies, but the smell will just stick with you.
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    • Please take me away from here
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    • The stench fills the open sky, just like teargas in your eyes, and still i soar with 20,000 tethered flies. I’d love to make you understand, that my decaying corpse will never land. It’s hard to say but I’ll never fly away with giant bees. Just watch my corpse leak blood onto the treeeees
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    • Do you mean 8,390,000
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    • So I did the math for me and I would need 12,700,600 flies to lift me the bare minimum and I think I could just inject them with steroids and then I could ride them into battle against my stepdad Jim who drinks my Mountain Dew and fucks my mom. Jk he doesn’t drink my Mountain Dew
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    • You would not believe you're eyes, if less than 3,000 flies, lifted my corpse to drop it in the street. Falling all the way down there, blood in an orphans hair as the people stare. I like to make myself believe that my corpse rolls slowly. I'd like to say that I'm better dead, now just rotten meat
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    • You would not believe your arms, if 10 million car alarms, lit up the night as you tried to sleep
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    • It would take about 3.25 billion flies to lift a human being since a house fly can only lift about 1/22 millionth of a pound and still fly
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    • Country flies take me home
      Kemtrails 16 aug
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    • A fly can lift 10 mg. There are 453592 rounded down mg in one pound. Dividing by 10 is 45359 which is the amount of flies it would take to lift one pound. The average adult male weighs 197 (rounded up) pounds. Multiplying 45359 X 197= 8,981,082 flies that it would take to lift up an adult man
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    • As I sit here silently napping, ass of ass cheeks came on clapping, clapping at my chamber door. “ ‘Tis a visitor”, I muttered. Dummy thicc, and nothing more.
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    • I read it with the tune
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    • I dont know why but I sang the last part to the melody of that fireflies song
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    • Assuming you were of average weight, 70kg, and a single fly can lift 10mg, you would actually need a minimum of 7,000,000 flies to lift your body. If go with 7,100,000 just to be safe
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    • This is the kind of dark content we need.
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    • Flies weigh about 10 milligrams and can pick up about 5. There are 453592 mg in 1 pound. The average wgt of a human is 137 ILbs which is 62142104 milligrams. So it should take about 12,428,420 flies to lift a human.
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    • You know how fast & reckless flies are when they fly? Your body is slamming down on the next picnic table
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    • I’d like to make myself believeeeeeee that tethered fly stings can hooooold me
      dairyjake 16 aug
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    • Those flies will die in a few days so one day your corpse would fall from the sky
      yiggity 16 aug
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    • You would not believe your eyes if 10 million Asian guy's snuck into your room as you fell asleep.
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    • I like to make myself believe, that planet earth dies sloooowly. It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay alive with all my dreams. Cuz nobody is ever glad as they seeem. (I fall asleep)
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    • I D L I K E T O M A K E M Y S E L F B E L I E V E
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    • I like to make myself believe, that I am slowly dying, why should I try to resist when I gathered them here.
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    • They flew me into the open air, leaving me very scared, you’d think me brave, but I’m really not I just fall while..scared
      koolmems 15 aug
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    • Lord of the flies
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    • FOXMCFOX 15 aug
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    • Considering the average fly can lift 10mg and the average human weighs 70kg. 70,000g/ 0.01g= 7 million. That’s not even accounting for the weight of the string so make it more like 10 million flies
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    • Zarie 15 aug
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    • 20,000 flies on strings is the new 99 red balloons
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    • Actually flies can only lift 10 milligrams so it would take 9,071,840 flies to lift a 200 pound person
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    • Actually for a 110 lb human it would take 4,989,542 flies using spider silk as it's stronger and lighter
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    • Why did we all instantly sing this in our heads?
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    • “...from panet eeeeeaaarth”
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    • One fly can only lift about 10 milligrams. You are going to need a lot more flies.
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    • xArtemis Obligated to tag you in this
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    • The average human weights 62kg. A fly can carry around 10 mg. You would need 6.2 million flies.
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    • Scientists have actually done the math for this and they discovered you’d need about 5 million floes to lift the average person off the ground
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    • I mean.. they wont be able to lift you though. One fly can lift 10mg. Let’s say you weigh 60kg. You need about 6 million flies.
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    • DoomGuy21 15 aug
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    • This is why nobody above the age of 12 goes on this app
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    • You would not believe your arms if 10 million car alarms blared through the night as you tried to sleep.
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    • A lightning bugs hug covers about 1/2 an inch 72 fire flies = 1 normal human hug 72,000 hugs with Each fire fly hugging him once with none repeating = 1,000 hugs If 8,000 fire flys only hug him 7 times each and 2,000 fire flys hug him 8 times each it will =10,000 normal hugs exactly
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    • Now they fill the open air. With blood drops everywhere.
      Erm2001 15 aug
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    • Like this if you have a big dick
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    • I looked it up and researched and it would actually take around 6,804,000 flies is the person weighs 150 pounds
      Wayde 15 aug
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    • Cause they fill the open air, and leave blood stains everywhere.
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    • Cause they fill the open air, with blood drops everywhere; you’d think me dead but you would just stand and stare...
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    • "I'd like to make myself believe, that corpses rot, sloooowllyyy, it's not hard to say, that I'd rather flay, my skin before it rots, the smell is putrid beyond belieeeeef"
      Volition 15 aug
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    • As screams filles the open air, my lifeless corpse flies everywhere
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    • I drink a million shots, after getting catfished by some online thots
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    • Thank you tumblr, very gay
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    • just did the math. it would take roughly 63 million flies to carry a 140 pound person
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    • Wehim a month
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    • Like a cloud of roiling black, they flew me to my graveyard stone. And as I lay cold upon my back, I realized I had lost my throne. For death is an end to worldly life, and my back had met that steely knife.
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    • Up in the open air, I hear screaming everywhere, wishing you'd never see again
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    • I can hear this
      ttttssssss a month
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    • that was so grand
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    • Lord of the flies
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    • If you saw the movie you will understand
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    • And planet earth turns slowly
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    • They fill the open air, as blood runs everywhere
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    • Hmm. Maybe if they were african flies. 20000 normal flies could never lift me.
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    • I sang this out loud and my mom yelled at me
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    • I try to make myself believe That this would actually happen to me Although I would rather say I’m dead But I’m asleep
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    • It would actually take 8,390,000 flys to lift a person
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    • 20,000 flies couldn’t even lift a human body.
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    • Don’t deny the fact that you sang the second part in your head
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    • Lord of the flies
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    • See with your eyes my army of flies
      Xtensions 16 aug
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    • It’s stench will fill the air, and drop blood everywhere
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    • I fucking sang the first sentence by accident
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    • You would not be live your eyes if 10,000,000 fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep
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    • I used to like this song
      austin_H1 16 aug
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    • The Smurfs Movie. That's all I'm gonna say.
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    • You would not believe your arms, if 10 million car alarms, blared in the night as I tried to sleep
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    • Youre gonna need about 7 million flies just did the math
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    • You would not believe your eyes, if six million noons had died
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    • I'd like to make myself believe, that I'd be lifted slowly. I'd love to tell you what an amazing sight that it was to see. But I was already deceased
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    • When you don't shower and your dick becomes this guy's name
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    • Assuming you weigh 100 lbs, and a average fly can lift 0.1 ounces..... you would need 16,000 to lift neitralize tou weigh and bocer and the other 4000 could be the extra power to lift you. So yes. 20,000 flies could lift a 100 pound person
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    • Hi nerd here. A fly can carry about 10 milligrams, and an average human weighs 137lbs, so you would need about 6,214,215 flies to carry you away.
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    • Youd need 8.165 million flies to lift you
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    • Lord of the flies
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    • If a fly can only carry 10 milligrams then 20,000 flys can only lift just under half a pound
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    • God, I don't want to live in this planet anymore. Please take me.
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    • See with your eyes my army of flies when no one's alive...
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    • Lord of the Flies
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    • It would take 59,090,910 flys to lift my body
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    • It’s hard to say, that I’d rather stay, alive when I am dead,
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    • Congrats buddy 👉🏻😎
      TheHound 15 aug
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    • Hate to break it to you, but those flies would probably just eat your corpse, then fly away in different directions with a disassembled skeleton
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    • It would take 5 million flies to lift a 110 pound person.
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    • The average housefly can lift roughly 10 milligrams and the average human weighs 137 pounds. You would need over 6.2 million flies to lift a person.
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    • Tumblr wave coming
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    • You'd think me rude but i'd just stand and stare
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