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    • The son when he’s called down to eat:
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    • But at least it’s more aerodynamic than a jeep
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    • Same thing happened to me but it was a dog.
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    • Why do kids eat shirtless for no reason
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    • This kids out here eating lobster and I can barely afford a kids meal at McDonald's
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    • My dad did this to me with the family rooster when I was 4 years old. Cut his head off out in the back yard . Then I walked out to see what the noise was. I can still see Pecky's dead face hanging there. (Pecky was his name) Fuck you dad.
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    • No Dino features today:(
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    • That's just kinda sad
      JFCLMAO 6 jul
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    • That’s quite the punchable face
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    • That's cruel
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    • LORDPAPI 6 jul
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    • The son seeing his pet being boiled alive
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    • Played him like a damn fiddle
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    • Bro why tf all these kids run around shirtless
      _Tutter_ 6 jul
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    • NOOOOOOOOOOO
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    • My dad did this to me.. first time I went to red lobster, I was I think like 8? He was like "go pick one out of the tank!" And I picked the only one with purple ties bc I liked it at the time. He got his plate, let me try it without telling me what it was. After dinner I was like "where's my pet?">
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    • Can anyone else smell that picture?
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    • It’s more aerodynamic than a Jeep Wrangler tho
      RJLMAN12 6 jul
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    • Does the rest of your family eat seafood topless or nah
      DUMPOZER 6 jul
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    • Gotta learn food is food one day
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    • nOOOOOOOOOO
      Weird 6 jul
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    • Why do lobsters have to be boiled alive? Just curious
      Darther 6 jul
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    • THIS IS VERY TRUE FOR I WAS THE LOBSTER
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    • Are crabs and Lobsters just sea bugs?
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    • When my mother was little my grandfather put her in charge of taking care seven geese. She named one of them Snowflake and she loved all of them. One day it was time to get them slaughtered and she cried. Later my grandfather was eating food and said to my mother, “Here, try some of this”. (1/2)
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    • Is it wrong that I would totally keep a lobster as a pet?
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    • Whys it bigger in second pbotot. Also maine lobsters sre the fucking bomb.
      homer317 6 jul
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    • Santiago... No...
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    • Bru that's one hell of a dish I would k!ll for lobster
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    • @
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    • Where’s the picture of after he ate it?
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    • He will learn that some pets taste better with butter
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    • Lobsters are actually cool pets from what I hear and they live for a crazy long time
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    • Bro fuck ppl like this.
      oksweaty 6 jul
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    • Forget lobsters, all my homies like crawfish
      Ponyos 6 jul
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    • Lobster is overrated and usually isn’t worth the money
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    • Ahhahahahahaha
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    • Ungrateful little sh*it lobster is bomb as fu*ck
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    • Life lessons. Gotta learn the hard way bc there isn't an easy way.
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    • Can the iFunny community come in clutch and give this comment a ton of likes :)
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    • A rock lobster
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    • How can people eat fresh animals so easily, I can barely even touch a shrimp, nonetheless crack it open yo.
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    • Aw😭
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    • I don't like lobster
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    • Thatll traumatize your kid, great oarent
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    • Thats sad
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    • Man I wish I could’ve gone through childhood eating shirtless at the table
      Logistic 8 jul
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    • Lmfao
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    • If thats what he wanted why didnt you give it to him?
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    • Lol the box say fresh seafood
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    • Lobster tastes fucking awful.
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    • Lmao bout to eat lobster as a child also who’s parents would let them come to the table without a shirt on not mine
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    • That hurts
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    • Fish are friends not food. Jk they food
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    • lober
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    • Unpopular opinion: crab is better than lobster
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    • I remember this as a kid. Shit fucked me up
      DankOink 8 jul
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    • That’s so mean don’t make him eat it
      mikey500 8 jul
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    • 😂 wtf
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    • My dad went through the same thing. His grandpas farm had chickens and his best friend was that chicken and play with it every day till he was eating at dinner table. His grandma told him it was the chicken he cried everybody laughed. He was only 6 at the time
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    • Be grateful bitch
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    • Thats just mean
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    • Pinchy!!!!!
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    • So did he
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    • My uncle did this to me with a fish we caught when I was 3. I just started eating fish again
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    • I’d probably cry
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    • Iraq lobster
      dandi 8 jul
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    • Happened to me, I cried while my mom forced fed me the lobster, gotta admit...it was delicious... but sad
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    • That's sad. My child would have a whole entire new *living* lobster pet and he would be eating popcorn shrimp for dinner instead. Why would anyone waste a lobster on a child?
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    • What a tard
      Plorf 7 jul
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    • Little bro better eat the freaking lobster. That’s expensive af
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    • Poor kid
      JRatio 7 jul
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    • Poor kid
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    • Yeah my uncle did this ......with um *cough cough* a dog. But like...literally
      Oceanfox 7 jul
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    • I remember this one time my mom was gutting a fish to prepare for cooking, my nephew who was only 5 at the time started crying and screaming at my mom to stop torturing the fish and my mom freaked him out more by taking out the eyes.
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    • I once had a goat who lived at my tias house and I went to visit him one day and when I couldn't find him I had asked my tia where he was and she pointed to plate of food... my heart was broken
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    • Once I had a goat named nacho long story short he was yummy made me sad though
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    • That's just fucking cruel
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    • Lobster is so fucking nasty i cannot imagine actually eating that shit and enjoying it, i can barely be in the same room as someone eating it
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    • Highkey not funny to do this to your kid, giving them trust issues by destroying what they care about. Trying to breed sociopaths much
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    • That kid looks like John Legend
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    • Why tf did she do this
      chazmine 7 jul
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    • Kids are just beta version humans that demand things. Eat shit kiddo
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    • Boom, roasted
      KCFrog 6 jul
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    • Get fucked
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    • Tch. You’re brown? Blocked.
      WeirdAl 6 jul
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    • He also thought that
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    • My parents used to let me play with them in the backyard before dinner
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    • U are cute my little crawling friend but you are made out of meat.
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    • Please k i ll your lobsters before boiling or steaming them. 30 min in the freezer and a knife behind the eyes does it. Then drop in water.
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    • hooljoo 6 jul
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    • What no taters? No sausage?
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    • Because making children disappointed is funny 😒🙄
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    • His expression says it all
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