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    • Keanu
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    • Tc and I'll delete ifunny forever
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    • Normally I would point out that the liquid is darker simply because his shirt is being reflected in it but as we all know, Keanu Reeves is Jesus incarnate and has indeed turned that water into wine
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    • I'd happily accept Keanu Reeves as God.
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    • As an atheist I fully acknowledge and accept Keanu Reeves as my Lord and saviour
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    • We're atheists, not savages. We know Keanu is really the god of all
      oofscar 24 may
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    • Closetz 24 may
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    • John Wick = Jesus
      Rayamax 27 may
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    • Keanu Reeves is jesus he just doesn't think we need him as anymore than Keanu reeves
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    • John Wick ordered a bottle of white wine, got it, decided he wanted red wine, and the wine didn't want that heat, so it did what it had to do
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    • Everyone is a dumbass, the glass is simply picking up the color of his shirt as the liquid bends the color you perceive. And he’s god, not Jesus
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    • Morgan Freeman is God, and Keanu is Jesus. Change my mind
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    • Im an atheist but even i know keanu is the second coming of jesus
      Walledr 24 may
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    • Did you know that at restaurants you can order just a glass of wine and you don’t need to get a full bottle?
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    • I’m not supposed to tell anyone about that please keep it on the dl
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    • Well, as an atheist, I don't believe in any God's. Keanu Reeves is not a God. He is much more. Something even a God couldn't comprehend. We don't deserve to worship him.
      Volition 24 may
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    • I mean, he kinda does look like Jesus.
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    • I’m not religious or an atheist but if god exists Keanu is above god
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    • The reflection of his shirt makes the water look a different color in the glass.
      BlooJooce 27 may
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    • He killed three men.. WITH A FUCKING PENCIL
      DinoDoggo 26 may
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    • Obviously Keanu Reeves is Jesus returning to earth his second time.
      JamX 26 may
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    • Keanu is Jesus. Change my mind
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    • Simple explanation. I’m no longer an Atheist. I’m a Keanuist
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    • The human race killed his dog so Keanu Reeves sent a giant flood to wipe out all of humanity except for Noah for Keanu had told him to build a giant ark and put everyone he deemed worthy enough and two of every species of animal(which should be impossible) on board
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    • John wick equals Jesus?
      J_1_11_5 24 may
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    • It's water that they put on every table and someone poured his glass of grape drink
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    • Color of his shirt is being reflected through the glass
      emmahley 29 may
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    • It’s because it’s Keanu Reeves, it’s in his power set
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    • I would completely believe that Keanu is the second coming of Jesus Christ and I am an atheist
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    • Clear liquid in a bulbous glass will reflect things differently than a cylindrical glass with clear liquid.
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    • Keanu is above god
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    • Keanu can do whatever the fuck he wants
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    • I could believe that Keanu is a god.
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    • i wouldnt mind if keanu reeves was jesus
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    • It wouldn't surprise me if Keanu was jesus
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    • Who wants to make and join a cult of Keanu Reeves with me
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    • Refraction and diffraction of light.
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    • Ya Keanu Reeves is jesus
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    • There is no god. There is only keanu reeves
      jack16 24 may
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    • Atheist here. If Keanu Reeves told me he was Jesus, I would believe it.
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    • John wick ain’t Jesus, he just shot the water and it bled out.
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    • Keanu is literally the reincarnation of jesus
      Winash 28 may
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    • The color of his jacket is making the water appear darker...
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    • Keanu has been approved by Jesus
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    • There is no Jesus, just Keanu Reeves
      UserB0t 28 may
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    • Are people not aware that restaurants use wine bottles as water bottles for a more fancy approa
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    • He kinda looks like Jesus when you think about it
      Veal 27 may
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    • That John wick is a god and we all should worship him
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    • Touché
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    • His shirt is behind the glass, so it makes the water look dark because water is clear and you can see things through it.
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    • I wouldn’t be surprised if Keanu was Jesus
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    • Keanu literally might be Jesus. I wouldn't even be surprised.
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    • Keanu is the second coming
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    • It's actually an awesome new wine product. They coat the top of the bottle neck with a chemical that prevents oxygen from reaching the liquid properly by bonding with it. The wine itself has another harmless chemical that causes color change upon contact with the air.
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    • You can see his jacket through the glass
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    • MF even looks like Jesus.
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    • Keanu Reeves is jesus
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    • Your seeing his coat/shirt through the clear liquid.
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    • Hes more powerful than God because he actually exists
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    • There may be a chance Keanu Reeves is Jesus.
      nigator 24 may
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    • Keanu Reeves is an immortal and you think he didnt collect powers? Bet you Keanu Reeves was jesus.
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    • Why does Keanu look more excited that this kid asked for an autograph than that kid who met Keanu Reeves
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    • Cant see the resemblance? He is Jesus
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    • Keanu Reeves is Jesus
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    • Keanu Reeves is fucking jesus
      JohnLab 24 may
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    • I would convert back to christianity if Keanu Reeves revealed he was Jesus Christ the entire time
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    • Keanu Reeves is Jesus. I thought this was already explained
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    • If Keanu was are true god. Then I'll be religious lol
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    • The index of refraction is causing light to bend and you are actually seeing the color of his shirt in the glass
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    • We worship Keanu, we believe Keanu, we speak Keanu
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    • Thats just the translucence of the water on his jacket. Like honeslty coulda photo shopped it better
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    • Am non religious but if anyone is an actual god Keanu Reeves is the first person I would expect.
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    • Keanu Christ.
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    • Alright Keanu reeves cult who's in
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    • Lots of restaurants give you a bottle of water to refill your own water cup with. Despite this you are still allowed to order other drinks. So the explanation is he had wine with dinner ... neat
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    • Omg, Keanu spelled backwards is Jesus
      Recycle_ 24 may
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    • A complimentary jug of water, an ordered glass of wine. Your move.
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    • Youll never be as cool as keanue reaves drinking coffee from a glass glass
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    • God isnt real
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    • He's John Wick, he can do anything.
      KingDeer 24 may
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    • I’m converted
      skoooter 24 may
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    • Ok ok I'll accept Keanu Reeves as my one true saviour you got me finally theists
      MCNUTTY80 24 may
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    • It’s fucking John Wick does there need to be an explanation
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    • I'm atheist but I'll except it if we all agree that keanu Reeves is God
      st0nks 24 may
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    • Well the guy’s been around for hundreds of years so I’m sure he’s figured out the trick to it.
      Theraam 24 may
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    • Frankly if anyone had to be the second coming, I’m glad it was him.
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    • As if anyone needs to explain Keanu
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    • Every decent restaurant gives you water for the table. And then you order wine to have with your meal.
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    • Refraction of light
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    • dude. he has a bottle of water (free, probably at every table) and ORDERED A GLASS OF WINE. ya dumb motherfuckers 😑
      bldrclrdo 30 may
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    • That's a sticker on the bottle, not water. The bottle is empty
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    • Are people really this dumb? It’s refracting the light and it looks dark because he’s wearing a dark shirt.
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    • water is transparent so it’s picking up the darkness of his jacket
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