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    • I usually lucid dream and if it gets dicey I’ll force wake myself up
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    • What happens if you're a strong af dreamer
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    • If you have enough control lucid dreaming is amazing. I usually give myself super powers and fuck shit up. That or sexy time with celebrities or a hot girl I know lol
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    • I'm so lucid with my fucking dreams that I'll realise I'm dreaming when I'm with another girl despite being married irl and I'll STILL say no to the women in my dreams
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    • Dre4D69 4 aug
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    • My first and only time lucid dreaming was me constantly yelling “I’m asleep! I’m asleep! No way!”
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    • I had a dream where I merged like 14 different anime plots together and I was a super saiyan alchemist ninja warlord who rode a dragon
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    • *Freddy Kreuger shows up in my dream* me, lucid dreaming and transforms him into a big tiddy goth girl:
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    • how the FUCK do you lucid dream bro ive tried so much it fucking sucks everyone keeps saying its so awesome to do and i cant even do it a single time
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    • I'm a Lucid dreamer, but I am also a Surreal and Vivid dreamer. I have the advantage Mr. Krueger. You my boy, are FUCKED
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    • To all the people legitimately saying lucid dreaming WOULD stop Fredster, here's why it wouldn't: he's literally a demon/ghost thing that CONTROLS your dreams, so no amount of lucid dreams gonna stop him
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    • Like two nights ago I lucid dreampt that I fucked this really hot girl I know and that was probably one of the best experiences with lucid dreaming that I’ve had 😂
      YoureSus 4 aug
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    • If I try to turn on a light but it doesn’t work I know I’m in a nightmare, but when I become aware, my dream world becomes aware and the decent begins. Now when lights don’t work irl my body panics and I nearly have a damn heart attack.
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    • I’ll be havin a wet dream when Freddy pops in and I’ll nut on his face no homo
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    • *glocks Freddy back to hell*
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    • Me, a wet dreamer:
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    • Y’all ever have zombie dreams? One of them was my first lucid dream, and halfway through it, i realized it was a dream and just erased them on the spot. Unfortunately, it didn’t last long and I guess the REM sleep wore off or some shit cuz when they came back and I tried to do it again but it failed
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    • My entire childhood the grinch tormented me. Around the end of middle school I started beating his ass in my dreams. Now that noon barely ever shows his face.
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    • I don’t lucid dream cause I don’t know how so I’m turn I listen to music and think things up and kinda daydream for hours on end it’s quite nice tbh
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    • I lucid dream every night after a trauma. I’m not great at it, I can’t make objects appear but I can tell people what to do. Last night I told a mountain lion to ignore me.
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    • If I ever had lucid dreams I would prolly just use it for sex, which is why I don’t get em cuz I don’t deserve em
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    • I wish I could lucid dream
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    • One time I had a lucid dream and instead of doing cool shit I thought it would be fun to wake myself up. I havent had a lucid dream since
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    • Actually yeah that’s a good point, what would happen if you were a lucid dreamer? Would Freddy Kruger still have complete control of the dream or would it sort of be a battle of wills?
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    • Freddy gangsta till the lucid dreamer kamehameha’s him
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    • Imagine having a lucid dream and you force Freddy into a 8 hour bdsm anal session
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    • Anyone else have repeats of dreams so much you know the entire plot?
      GenZ 4 aug
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    • I don't lucid dream but I wet dream a lot, Freddy boy
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    • I really want to try lucid dreaming, any tips for a beginner
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    • Lucid dreams are always fun. No matter how dangerous it gets I can change it to what I want. Freddy gets the fear he likes to put on others and I dish it out.
      TimzLiti 4 aug
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    • Oh god no, don’t bring the spam of this meme back
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    • Isn't that just the plot of the third movie
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    • Well, there was a lucid dreamer in one of the movies. Got his ass murdered by freddy real quick
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    • I lucid dream occasionally but sometimes i'll literally be dreaming and realize that whatever im dreaming isnt possible and i'll test something out to prove that im lucid dreaming and it doesnt work
      kazekami 4 aug
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    • I figured out how to lucid dream every time: Subtle distractions. Look up "City traffic sounds for sleep" on YouTube, most will be 10 hours. Put in earbuds and set the volume where its audible but not distracting to the point it prevents you from sleeping. Its worked for me, try it out
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    • I fell asleep on the couch one night and suddenly I was watching myself sleep. I realized there was a face in the window above the couch watching the me on the couch sleep. The face then lifted and looked towards the me that was conscious and its smile widened revealing pointed teeth and hollow...
      67Lala 4 aug
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    • As a lucid dreamer who has managed to become very powerful within my dreams, I love this.
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    • I always lucid dream and I always have to wake myself up with a pistol to the skull and pull the trigger
      YeetSir9 4 aug
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    • i read it as freddy mercury and boy was i confused
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    • iFunny needs to make it so that backing out of the app without closing it, and then going back in, doesn't refresh it. I just accidentally pressed my home button, and when I opened it up it had refreshed. Would somebody please comment the last feature so that I can read it?
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    • Clearly whoever made this didn’t watch dream warriors
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    • Something funny is everytime I’ve lucid dreamed it started out as a wet dream, I guess the thought of me getting laid is so good outlandish that my brain thinks it’s impossible
      ziltch0 4 aug
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    • How do you lucid dream?
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    • Have control in your dreams is a sign of mental prowess. Monks kick the hell out of demons at night and send em packing
      Najax 7 aug
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    • I wish I could lucid dream
      Krank13 7 aug
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    • willkill 6 aug
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    • I read that as Freddy mercury
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    • Tried that sh it in a lucid dream once but the pistol fell apart as soon as I chambered a round 😢
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    • Everytime i lucid dream i wake. Everytime i think " I'm dreaming " i immediately get that waking up feel
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    • I once had a dream I was going to have sex with an attractive girl. before she even took her clothes off I got so excited that I woke up. I couldn't get the dream back
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    • i practiced not lucid dreaming because after waking up in the real world after being able to control everything I just didnt want to be alive as the real world is filled with retards and is immensely boring
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    • The whole "dream journal" tip is the purest form of horse shit. Write all the dreams you want and can remember down all you like, it still won't work. I've done a dream jounral for a solid year, and all I got in return was a sense of foolishness and a book full of dumbass dreams.
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    • I wish I was l lucid dreamer.
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    • I lucid dream bout 2-3 times a weeks. Shits dope af. HMU if u want some tips 🤙🏻
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    • I had a dream where this chick fucked me.
      Pastadog 4 aug
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    • I had the wildest lucid dream for my second time last night. I was sitting in a class and this guy was explaining how he can make me lucid dream and he just snapped his fingers and bam, I was lucid. I started doin some Spider-Man shit. Haven’t had a lucid dream in years.
      BTBEV 4 aug
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    • I don’t have many lucid dreams. But my brain will produce these dreams, that in retrospect, are meant to be nightmares. But my dream-self gives no fucks. I once had a dream i was a hospital walking around its halls butt ass naked. People were looking and staring.... thread 1/2
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    • Is lucid dreaming actually a thing? How do you do it?
      Chill_s 4 aug
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    • A kid went lucid in one of the nightmare films, freddy still merc'd his ass
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    • I don’t remember my dreams at all, and I definitely can’t lucid
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    • I know I'm dreaming all the time, I just cant control them
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    • I am having trouble trying to lucid dream. Looked up loads of tutorials and everything. Any suggestions?
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    • Yo high key i cant lucid dream. Did it once for like 5 seconds and i was like "oh shit im in a dream thats cool" but then i woke up and never gotten close since. Any advice?
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    • “Explore Lucid Dreaming” good YouTube channel
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    • I’ve never had a lucid dream but really want to
      Killroi 4 aug
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    • I had a dream in a haunted plantation house with a girl and I getting attacked by zombies she handed me this rusty bolt action and I said nah fam I’m out then hit my head on a wall and woke up
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    • Have you not seen The Dream Warriors? A lucid dreamer turns himself into a wizard and still gets fucked up by Señor Kruger
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    • Ur lucky to get lucid dreams. Smh I don’t know why but I always think they real til my dumbass wakes up and realize my big titty girlfriend made of chicken nuggets is fake
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    • This literally happened in one Freddie movie
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    • I wish I had a lucid dream, never experienced one.
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    • I dream maybe once a month, if not less.
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    • I wish I could lucid dream.😩 does it actually Feel real tho? Someone plz tell me ur secrets
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    • Lucid dreamers live life on recruit
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    • I just have terrifying nightmares every night
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    • My lucid dreaming comes with a price. And that's waking up with sleep paralysis every time. However, over the time I've made friend with the demon watching over me. Now I get scared when I'm stuck and he's not there, because it means it's something else now.
      KhadaJay 4 aug
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    • Idk how to become aware in a dream, so it’s usually on auto pilot, except the one time I knew I was in a dream, I woke myself up because I was bored
      hey_max 4 aug
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    • I wish I could have a lucid dream, all my dreams are based around strange interpretations of recent events in my life
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    • I can leave a nightmare whenever I want, I just go into the menu and press exit. no shit I can actually do this
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    • Well to those who dont lucid dream are missing out. Its basically when you know your dreaming and create what you want. I had my first one like 3 years ago and my fatass made food from thin air and I flew.
      derpturd 4 aug
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    • Soon as I realize it's a dream, noon's fucked
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    • Some of y’all haven’t seen Nightmare on Elm Street 3 and it shows
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    • Me, a wet dreamer
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    • I had a dream and was aware that I was dreaming, but when things started going south I was like welp no biggie time to wake up now...wake up time...seriously this isn’t funny...OH SHIT- then I woke up like did my brain just prank itself?
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    • A lot of times in my dreams, like almost every night for this year I've had drrams of going to school and just recently I graduated in the dream. But in the dream I'd be talking with someone and say "you know what's weird? I'm dreaming right now." and they'd disagree and then I'd just wake up lol.
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    • Lucid dreaming is lit, I usually just grab some titties
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    • alota people here forgetting that there already was a movie about that. dream warriors had a buncha people lucid dream to fight freddy. it wasnt very successful.
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    • I was able to lucid dream when I was younger, of course my younger self always instantly did orgies. It got to the point that I could move my arm to grab my dick to prevent myself from cumming in my boxers while still dreaming. I can barely even dream nowadays, doubt I'll ever lucid dream again
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    • I am taking a shit and it hurts
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    • anytime i realize i’m dreaming i usually get excited and wake up
      uwuOppy 4 aug
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    • I very rarely know I’m even in a dream, how do you lucid dream
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    • I don’t lucid dream often but before a bad dream I get a rush of adrenaline that kinda works as a “Shit, gotta wake up, I ain’t having that fuckery” alarm
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    • i wish i could lucid dream. last dream i had, i was fully aware it was a dream, yet i could only watch it play out.
      filtered 4 aug
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    • I wish I could lucid dream. Shit dude that would be awesome. I never get nightmares or anything so i could start some lit ass dream and fuck around .
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    • I think that was basically the plot of one of the movies
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