After sitting on the toilet to poop, you
notice that there is less than one-quarter
of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the
bathroom. You decide to poop anyway,
gambling on the fact you will have enough
toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, Ijustplayed Russian
Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your