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    • Roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom
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    • dadjokes11 21 dec
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    • They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist. Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.” A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
      angryloli 21 dec
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    • Roses are red,here's something new! Violets are Violet not fucking blue
      Lostboyyy 21 dec
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    • Violets are violet.
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    • Roses are red heres something new violets are violet not fucking blue
      Devonbolster 21 dec
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    • They are indeed purple, but one thing you’ve missed: the concept of purple didn’t always exist. Some cultures lack names for a color, you see. Hence good old Homer and his wine colored sea. A usage so quaint, a phrasing so old, for the verses of romance is sheer fucking gold. Contd
      Moai_Emoji 21 dec
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    • Roses are red, violets are violet, you better get it right, or I'm gonna get violent
      HATZRules 23 dec
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    • Roses can be all kinds of colors
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    • The original word for the color of violets is blue then they made up purple
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    • They are indeed purple, but one thing you’ve missed: the concept of purple didn’t always exist. Some cultures lack names for a color, you see, hence good old Homer and his ‘wine-dark sea.’ A usage so quaint, a phrasing so old, for verses of romance is sheer fucking gold.
      KF2015 21 dec
      3 2
    • I fucking hate when people get all pretentious about this simple poem. Violets go from a rich purple to a royal blue in color. Violets can absolutely be blue.
      4 5
    • They are indeed purple, but one thing you’ve missed, the concept of “purple” didn’t always exist, Some cultures lack names for a color you see, hence good old homer and his “wine-dark-sea” , A usage so quaint, a phrasing so old, for verses of romance, is sheer fucking gold, So roses are red, violets
      SuccForZucc 21 dec
      3 2
    • Tc and I’ll show you a picture of my doggo.
      RC_Inpact 21 dec
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    • They are indeed purple, but one thing you’ve missed, the concept of “purple” didn’t always exist. So roses are red, Violets were once called blue. I’m hugely pedantic, but what else is new?
      Plantington 27 dec
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    • Violets are violet
      2 1
    • Bruh violets are violet those are two different colors
      PhylSwift 23 dec
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    • Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. Help
      aguy4 23 dec
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    • Rose's are red, that much is true, but violets are VIOLET not fucking blue*
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    • Violets are Violet.
      EricNy 23 dec
      2
    • Roses come in a variety of colors, violets tend to be violet, sugar is sweet, and you are not because human blood contains less than 1 gram of sugar
      SwirI 22 dec
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    • Roses are red, Violets are blue, why did you rape and sodomize me the public bathroom
      NukeCola_v2 22 dec
      2 1
    • Violets are fucking violet
      2 1
    • I thought violets are violet
      BudIsLife420 22 dec
      2
    • Violets are violet
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    • They used to be called blue before violet was a fucking word you assholes
      _Octane 21 dec
      2
    • y’all are stupid, violet and purple are the same color just different shades
      crepus 21 dec
      2
    • This meme is old, so stfu twat
      AxeI 21 dec
      2
    • There are variations of violets that are blue so it is not a false statement. Also if we go by that Rose's aren't red but a variety of colors just like violets.
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    • Violets are violet
      ZDenny 21 dec
      2
    • Roses are red, violets are blue, if you haven't heard this one before you must be fucking retarded
      2
    • Roses are brown, violent are brown, who the fuck shat in my garden?
      LuckyMy 21 dec
      2
    • They are indeed purple, but one thing you've missed is the concept of purple didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names for a color you see that's why homer has his wine dark sea, so roses are red and violets were once called blue. I'm hugely pedantic but what else is new?
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    • Actually violets are violet
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    • Violets are violet not fucking purple
      lil_squish_ 21 dec
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    • Most plants labeled as “blue” are actually “purple”. Similar to my balls when they turn “blue”.
      MericanSkull 21 dec
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    • So if I scream tc I get tc?
      LewdThing 21 dec
      2
    • Roses are red, violets are purple, my dad today me and gave me a purple nurple
      2
    • Can we please stop posting Tumblr bullshit?? Please it's so horriblly unfunny.
      PlatScrub 21 dec
      2
    • Actually violets are violet that’s where they get the name from sort of like how orange is orange
      philrus 27 dec
      1
    • Purple doesn’t exist, it’s a made up color
      Riverdude 26 dec
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    • Roses are red, Violets are violet, please say it right or I might go Violent.
      1
    • Violets are violet not fucking purple
      PinheadIarry 24 dec
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    • I can feel it coming in the air tonight
      _butter 24 dec
      1
    • Violets are violet actually 😂 you had one job
      1
    • No, violets are violet
      1
    • What if I said that violets are violet
      meegandee 23 dec
      1
    • Violets are fucking purple you fucking idiot. Violets are fucking violet which is far closer to blue than fucking purple. To get purple you mix blue and red, but red is on the opposite side of the rainbow to violet. It’s fuck blue you asswipe.
      stretx 22 dec
      1 1
    • Roses are red, here’s something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue*
      CJT40 22 dec
      1
    • I will legit f u I'm the bum bum
      NUMRP 22 dec
      1
    • Roses are red, im kinda blunt, violets are violet, stop being a right
      Tom_Waits 22 dec
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    • Yeah but nothing rhymes with purple
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    • Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool
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    • Roses are red.violets are red.everything should he red.communism
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    • Actually violets are indigo
      its_Bmo_boi 21 dec
      1
    • Violets are violet.
      KyoSucc 21 dec
      1
    • I made this a few years back
      ummuhh 21 dec
      2
    • Roses are red violets ARE blue, you made this statement and soumd like a Jew.
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    • Violets are violet
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    • Has no one heard of blue violets?
      1
    • If you’ve been waiting for it your whole life, perhaps you should have just said it yourself.
      meh2199 21 dec
      1
    • Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are violet, not fucking purple
      IMbigbally 21 dec
      1
    • Roses are red, violets are blue, this post is full of shit, it was based on the hue
      1
    • Roses can be red. Violets are purple. Fuck.
      Red993986 21 dec
      1
    • Roses are red, violets are black. You’d look better with a knife in your back.
      FuckFeelings 21 dec
      1
    • Actually violets are violet it’s in the name
      redrocket22 21 dec
      1
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. That's because violets vary in hue.
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    • atat614 21 dec
      1
    • Violets are violet Violet!
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    • Roses are red, here’s something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue
      isbork 21 dec
      1
    • Roses are black, violets are black, everything is black, I'm blind
      _Pez_ 21 dec
      1
    • Violets are violet
      Energise 21 dec
      1
    • No violates are violate
      DIC2435 21 dec
      1
    • Roses are red, got some news for you. Violets are violet not fuckin blue.
      DeLoreanDude 21 dec
      1
    • Violets are actually blue, look them up
      Plado 21 dec
      1 1
    • Isnt the colour violet named after the flower? And you still managed to call it purple ya nibba
      arpit99007 21 dec
      1
    • Roses are red , violets are violet suck my dick and be quite
      1 1
    • Violets are violet.
      juashua 21 dec
      1
    • Violets are fucking violet
      1
    • This post is almost 10 years old.
      CassioTagge 21 dec
      1
    • Jokes on you I can't tell the difference I'm colorblind
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    • Why has Tumblr been reduced to this bullshit? I jusy want my cartoon porn.
      1
    • Roses are red, violets are red, the Gardener I stabbed 37 times is red, my knife is red.
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    • Violets are violet*
      ComradeNadox 21 dec
      1
    • Violets are violet not purple
      imnotgaytho 21 dec
      1
    • There are blue violets
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    • Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I’m such a fool
      Moi_Moi_ 21 dec
      1
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m stuck on the Eastern Front... and SO ARE FUCKING YOU!
      TommyDorsey 21 dec
      1
    • Rose's are gray, violets are gray, I am a dog.
      Benjamoney 21 dec
      2
    • And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
      1
    • IFunny is dying
      Mr_Panda77 21 dec
      1
    • violets are violet you dumb fuck
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    • Technically roses are rose red and violets are violet
      nomorenames 21 dec
      1
    • These people reacting to these post are so fucking over the top its annoying
      Okmijn 21 dec
      1 2
    • Violets are the color violet, hence the name violet
      OrgasmAlert 21 dec
      1
    • It’s roses are red, here’s something new, violets are violet they’re not fucking blue
      1
    • Violets are violet
      BastardKing 21 dec
      1
    • No there voilet, voilet and purple are different colors 🤗
      1 1
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