• Roses are red, money is green, Reductress 4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight
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    • Bad and naughty children get the dick guillotine
      Stunkie 5 jul
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    • I saw part of some comedy movie where a chick had don’t some crazy ass vag yoga and she interrogated a guy by banging him, and in the middle of the act, just crushing his dick her vice grip pussy. Shit scared me for life
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    • I've been trained to read the bottom part first and now my training has betrayed me
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    • I crack pepper in my bitch's face so she sneezes and everything tightens up
      Pubes 5 jul
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    • What if a guy does these
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    • Wish you guys would be less horny and more into dinos:(
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    • Oh no please don't follow those exercises
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    • FYI, your pussy tightness is fine. Ignore shit like this.
      Remix_DD 5 jul
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    • If a man does it can he bite with his pee hole?
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    • Ladies, Us men can put our dicks in a pencil sharpener for much less hassle. No need to do shitty exercises 👍 Sincerely
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    • Sexual story, continue at your own discretion. I was inside my ex once when she suddenly started getting really tight. It felt really good and I was gonna tell her like “Damn keep doing what you’re doing.” Mfw I look down and she’s in pain and apparently she has a bad muscle cramp.
      _Yen 7 jul
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    • Y’all know that women get loose agent they are turned on right? So y’all are just really bad if it’s still tight
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    • 1 like= 1 day of no fap
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    • Clench like a gorilla fist
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    • Imagine her holding you hostage in bed by threatening to slice your meat off or something with that tight pocket hole
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    • Men hate her! Find out how she was able to cut off men's penises with 4 simple tricks!
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    • A worthy death
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    • the gussy got me acting strange
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    • I just want to know I'm loved again... no sex...
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    • Q2020 5 jul
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    • Yea yea yea we’ve seen this a thousand times already
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    • Don't disrespect guillotines like that, you whore
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    • Skrunky 5 jul
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    • Some ppl are born with non tight vaginas
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    • What happenes if you do this exersize as a male
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    • I mean, I'm willing to try anything once
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    • natural dick destructor
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    • I've been doing kegels since I was born. Yall got nothing on me
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    • All women should read that article.
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    • That.... is not at all what I want.
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    • Gorilla fist coochie
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    • How does one acquire such power
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    • I'm long distance with my bf, but if I start now maybe by the time we meet up...
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    • Hey if I’m goin out, I’m goin our bangin
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    • “Duuuhh Sex funny!”
      Lurkr 6 jul
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    • Why do Jewish boys get circumcisions? Because Jewish girls won't touch anything that isn't at least 10% off.
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    • Flustrated training for our meetup
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    • Fitness goals
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    • If that’s how I go that’s how I go
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    • Is this actually possible to do?
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    • Imagine modeling for stock photos only to see ur photosh0ot was used for this
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    • I was briefly involved with a yoga instructor. And.. boys, it’s actually incredible.
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    • where's the man taking off headset in disgust reaction pic
      robyn_ 5 jul
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    • Canadian money isnt green
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    • Nvm the meme. There are some funny as mf on this app. Thank y’all for the laughs
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    • You could do that orrrrrr, take a page out of "Teeth"
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    • Vaginas have muscles????!
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    • She looks like a Barbie doll
      datyou 5 jul
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    • Dick Flatteners:
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    • Step one: become plastic like this chick
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    • It’s called kegel exercises and it’s just like working out any other muscle. We had a sex and health lecture in college that just told us it’s good to do a few repetitions (basically clenching) every morning, called it: “kegel when you bagel” (I can’t eat bagels without thinking about it lol)
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    • Gorilla grip
      Boat_Man 5 jul
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    • That gorilla grip
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    • Wouldnt any Jewish Rabbi be a dick guillotine?
      ItsSmonk 5 jul
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    • I’m like always subconsciously in kegel mode so this thing is tiiiiight lmao
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    • some pussy be wayyyy too tight like can barely get the head in it takes like a whole 2 mins to get fully in then she freaks out like I'm sorry but you should have fingered at least once in your life karen
      fighto 5 jul
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    • ...keep talking 👀
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    • That girl kinda look like Jenna doll. Just sayin
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    • Roses are red chickens are mean I ain't fucking no dick guillotine
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    • Wut
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    • Does it work
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    • She looks like a girl I went to HS with, and it’s unsettling
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    • Doesn't matter how tight they are if I only last 30 seconds each time 😉
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    • Bruh!
      zulaak 7 jul
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    • If my dick gets chopped off by a fit girls pussy. Shit I guess that’s how it was supposed to be
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    • STOP FEATURING THIS
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    • Now that’s what I call gorilla grip
      Nab031 7 jul
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    • Doctors might need to cut my puss cuz is too tiny. Said 7 months of physical therapy. I'll just stay a guillotine thankyu
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    • If you’re too tight it’s just tough to get it in
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    • If we can’t make fun of her looseness or tightness then why can they make fun of my 6.5 inch average. C ock. Sure I’m not 12 inch Mandango....
      FBI_69 7 jul
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    • Who in the fuck wrote that title
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    • Is that the goal
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    • My gf is a powerlifter. Yes her pussy is as tight as a cheerio. Yes she sits on my face with her giant ass. Yes she crushes my head and gives me blowjobs in a crab stance. I am in love, tf you mean 🙃
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    • I once dated a track star. You guys think a tight pussy is good but bro her shit was so tight that it hurt me when I put it in. I still fucked her daily because her cum is more important than mine.
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    • Step 1: don’t do any of these
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    • Y she be looking like a psychopath barbie? Anyone agree
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    • Guys, have your woman do kegels. You'll be dating nothing but asians afterwards
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    • T e e t h
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    • Wish my pp was big :(
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