Roses Are Red
But Something's Wrong...
Charly254
25 may
Roses Are Red But Something's Wrong...
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
no one:
Egyptian gods:
Th3Architect Th3Architect
30 mar
no one: Egyptian gods:
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
BigBoobTinyNip BigBoobTinyNip
28 dec 2020
Concentrating so hard on the appropriate eye-contact-to-looking- away ratio that you have no idea what's being said to you
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
ClownFromSpiralPs4 ClownFromSpiralPs4
26 sep 2020
there's a spongebob pineapple hotel and literally need to live here
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
reacky to die
LolaBit LolaBit
21 jun
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time reacky to die
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where
Yoda gets so tired of answering
Luke's questions he just dies.
mindblower47 mindblower47
27 sep 2020
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon
@dumb.joeg
MRTHICCEMS MRTHICCEMS
28 may
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon @dumb.joeg
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving*
My cat:
me,
you
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
8 jan 2021
Me: *tries to scold my cat for misbehaving* My cat: me, you
UNILAD.CO.UK
'Curious' Boy Nearly Dies After Sticking 53
Magnetic Balls Up Penis
jjohnnaanthonyy Sh
He got some balls of steel
Reply # 26
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
UNILAD.CO.UK 'Curious' Boy Nearly Dies After Sticking 53 Magnetic Balls Up Penis jjohnnaanthonyy Sh He got some balls of steel Reply # 26
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
WHEN YOU MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS
AND YOU FIND SHE IS SO TALENTED.
endlessImahoemaker
14 apr
WHEN YOU MEET THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND YOU FIND SHE IS SO TALENTED.
No, my fridge isn't
running. It's chained up.
No, my fridge isn't running. It's chained up.
Cute Kitten that has fur ike a Leopard
TheBooperSnooper TheBooperSnooper
26 sep 2020
Cute Kitten that has fur ike a Leopard
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
AFloridian AFloridian
9 dec 2020
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve: