• Roses are red,
Bow down to your master...
re fast,
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    • Roses are red,there’s grass in the pasture,the children are fast but big bird is faster
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    • Lmao nice meme
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    • Y’all remember that YouTube video “emo’s got a gun”? Reminds me of that.
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    • COME CRAWLING FASTER OBEY YOUR MASTER
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    • Elmo says, “every time you ain’t running I get closer”
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    • The red pigment of his fur isn’t natural
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    • Elmo is much much faster
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    • Nice I’d fuck elmo
      tbxoxnxe 22 jun
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    • Elmo diddles the kiddles.
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      SwiggoV2 23 jun
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    • Sees this thinks I'm having nightmares tonight
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    • Roses are red your skin is tan I have a gun get in the van
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    • *nervous laughter*
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    • Yesssss gewwwwdd gewwwwd
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    • bigbird*
      setoman5 22 jun
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      Make_Shift_Artist 22 jun
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    • And I am faster than Elmo. Everyone watch out.
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    • Who remembers the old version with big bird
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    • Roses are red, we play in the pasture. The children are fast, but the combine is faster.
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    • This is too perfect to be true.
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    • But Elmo WAS faster
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    • That’s actually scary
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    • Important question: Poop first and then shower? Or shower first and poop after??
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    • Literally saw on r/dankmemes yesterday. All iFunny does is steal
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    • Anyone else read that last part in elmos voice
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    • Roses are red, walls are plaster, children are fast, BUT BIG BIRD IS FASTER
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    • But elmo cums faster
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    • This would make a cool horror game
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    • Any one else remember AreUsupercereal
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    • roses are red, my neighbor's daughter sent me a naked picture. I was gonna fuck her, but she's just a n
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