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"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"
ITS A WATERBOTTLE
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    • Tumblr really knows how to tard up any post
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    • "The average human male is about sixty percent water. Far as we're concerned, that's a little extravagant. So if you feel a bit dehydrated in this next test, that's normal. We're gonna hit you with some jet engines, and see if we can't get you down to twenty or thirty percent." Cave Johnson
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    • If it were a black mesa bottle it would say some shit like: Tactical hydration fluid containment unit.
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    • I thought it was canned bread
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    • Nah, I thought it was a food bottle
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    • I raise you a bottle that just says: Water (in italics)
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    • Could have sworn it was cake
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    • That sounds dangerous. We have to ban this dihydrogen monoxide stuff
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    • WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN
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    • Wait, tumblr people are actually retarded? I thought it was a joke.
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    • When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?
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    • Hahaha I called water dihydrogen monoxide! I’m so smart hahaha people are gonna hear chemical words and be scared!
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    • To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Portal and it’s lore
      sainttaco 19 jun
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    • This is the soyest thing I've ever seen. God i hate bugmen
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    • These for the people who have a C- gpa but think they're "their own type of genius" and probably watch Rick and Morty and think they're Rick but are undoubtedly a Morty.
      Jimbus 20 jun
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    • Aight so I’ve been thinking... When life gives you lemons... don’t make lemonade? Make life.. TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! Get Mad! I don’t want your damn lemons!
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    • Thought it was an air tank for paintball
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    • Where can I get one
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    • This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying Over every mistake. You just keep on trying
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    • WANT
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    • Fuck you aperture science... you turn (Carolyn) GLaDOS into a monster
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    • Why do tumblr people type shit like that
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    • My fatass thought it was lasagna
      Gizmo 19 jun
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    • A Aperture science psychoacoustic laboratories MEME!
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    • Hey can someone call this number any tell me what it's saying I got a missed call from it this morning nine one five six seven one nine three seven two . I think it's saying hi this is Ryan from tuition I will call you back shortly. But I'm not sure. iFunny won't let me comments it in numbers
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    • Hmm
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    • When life gives you lemons...
      Oeuf 21 jun
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    • Portal was the first video game i ever played. I'd love that bottle
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    • I thought it was a Capsule from Dragon Ball
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    • Imagine not taking chemistry in high school and not knowing what dihydrogen monoxide is.
      IIllII 22 jun
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    • content not available more
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    • you guys are just toxic, always looking for something to complain about. just calm down and relax. the post won't hurt you. it's innocent.
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    • Aperture? Portal reference right? I’m not a gamer but I remember my brother playing it
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    • I want that so badly
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    • ItS a WaTeR bOtTlE no shit fuckin aspy
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    • Consoom product at x3 the price for funny words!
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    • I like the bottle. I do not, however, like the piece of shit who thought the bottle was funnier with three obese transsexuals “dying” in the comments.
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    • Is that from portal?
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    • Ayo what the fuck is up with these dense ass tumblr posts
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    • This would scare antivaxxers
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    • I thought it was Aperture science from portals. How cool would that be!!!
      Bradenuc 20 jun
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    • I just started replaying portal 2 wtf
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    • It's like 18 dollars
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    • I spot a shitty tumblr feature
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    • Water causes sweating?
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    • Ifunnyers when they see people on Tumblr actually having fun.
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    • Bruh if Portal 3 happens, it has to be Chell rescuing the trapped test subjects that GLaDOS found in storage
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    • I'm gonna make one of these 😱
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    • Second I saw Dihydrogen Monoxide I was like “yeah that’s H2O
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    • Remember when dihydrogen monoxide made the rounds freaking people out... Had people signing petitions and everything. Lmao
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    • WANT
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    • It’s a gas bottle
      Capperp 19 jun
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    • I want one
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    • CasseroleCrusader look it’s your fuggin water bottle gay boi
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    • iTs a wAtEr bOtTlE stfu
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    • Fixed it
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    • I didn't know what those words meant so I actually needed the tumbletards comment
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    • anyone have the 60% more bullet per bullet thing?
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    • Where might I be able to purchase this containment unit?
      Tank919 23 jun
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    • the valve store has this for under 20usd. amazon has this for 55usd plus 15 usd shipping and handling.
      SpikeHun 23 jun
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    • I have never anted to play portal more than i do right now
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    • I need this
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    • Thank you, Tumblr, for explaining the joke.
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    • Why is the company called aperture science? It sounds like it sells camera lens filters
      Yo_Fault 22 jun
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    • "ITS A WATER BOTTLE". NO SHIT
      Muser38 22 jun
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    • Just realized it says H2O
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    • Fun fact: Diaphoresis is the scientific name for sweating and micturition is the name for urinating
      Enigma__ 22 jun
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    • Dont start a console war just thought it was topical
      Josh_DNVG 22 jun
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    • hydroxic acid
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    • I had this bottle I think I still have it and I love it
      Dzab 22 jun
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    • Oh boyyyyy gotta be careful because they'll get in trouble like the radio people who told everyone Dihydrogen Monoxide was in the water. Dumbass people lmao
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    • What I WANT is portal on VR systems
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    • Pretty darn cool.
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    • Why do they taught us, we all still love portal. Make a 3rd one before the world ends.
      Stiver 22 jun
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    • My son and I are playing the P2 co-op and it’s been fun because I’ve forgotten most of the tests and GlaDOS is hilarious.
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    • Low key tho water is lethal. Some guy made his kid drink too much water and he died
      swims29 22 jun
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    • I am on amazon looking for this now thanks for showing me iFunny. Portal is my favorite series ok
      DashMan 22 jun
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    • No shit it’s a water bottle lmao
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    • I need this bottle 😅🤣 loved the portal games
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    • Looks like something a redditor would drink out of
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    • I've been summoned
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    • Hello
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    • Ok but like where can I buy I want it
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    • This is for people who like to pretend to be smart
      Fabler 22 jun
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    • Gimme!
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    • The cake is a lie
      CatiePye 22 jun
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    • Fuck the explanation of the joke where the fuck can I buy that?
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    • Dude I'm a chem/rad tech double maj9r and I want this!
      Codex225 22 jun
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    • Remember that time the American public was so fuckin dumb radio hosts made a joke about dihydrogen monoxide being in the local water supply and so many people called the cops they went to court and almost went to jail.
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    • Nice
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    • I have this water bottle🤘
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    • I got one for Christmas like 6 years ago
      Damturkey 22 jun
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    • This is for stupid people so they can validate their insecurities
      WesIdk 22 jun
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    • Fucking tumblr comments all the same
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