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    • Guess whose not getting prostate cancer
      Provolone 28 jun 2017
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    • They mean an hour right
      plip__2017 28 jun 2017
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    • Lies. I have been beating this poor wartorn semen demon for YEARS. And I died from prostate cancer when I was just a lad. Fake News.
      _11Series_ 28 jun 2017
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    • I think that I'm covered until 2025
      Niqqus 28 jun 2017
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    • *Laughs while masturbating*
      DaveyB89 28 jun 2017
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    • "Mom go away I'm preventing cancer!"
      catokato 28 jun 2017
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    • Prostate Cancer? Masturbate. Hotel? Trivago
      Redapt 28 jun 2017
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    • You've gotta be devoted as FUCK. We're talkin a quickie before getting out of bed, a follow-up in the shower, a one-handed whammy during the trip to work, a footlong at lunch, a pick-me-up at break, a sausage grabber at dinner, a rub after, and a knob turner before bed. Thats what it takes every day
      ThePharaohOfFunk 28 jun 2017
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    • I've got 2 months in a week
      Admiral_Fall 28 jun 2017
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    • *per second
      hillcountry_memes 28 jun 2017
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    • A stroke a day keeps the doctor way
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    • Interesting lemme go think about that in my room for a bit disregard any strange noises
      tootallforyou112 28 jun 2017
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    • Who doesn't masturb8 at least once a day?
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    • Me:you mean a day right? Doctor:what? Me:what?
      simplesoviet_2017 28 jun 2017
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    • Well it appears my wife wishes for me to die of prostate cancer then
      PsyberTraceur 28 jun 2017
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    • 30 to 31 times a month 🅱️
      your_Boi_God_2014 28 jun 2017
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    • 21 times a month I ejaculate 30 times a day (mom guess what I'm never getting prostate cancer)mom:god damnit just die you autistic furry porn watching bitch
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    • If my parents ever catch me, I'll just say I'm fighting cancer
      Extensions__2014 28 jun 2017
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    • 1 nut a day keeps the prostate away
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    • I guess u can say you beat your meat for a day keeps the cancer away
      typicaljoke_2015 28 jun 2017
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    • Those are rookie numbers
      ARod1099 28 jun 2017
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    • You know what's higher than 21? 25 😉
      Reddiwipped 28 jun 2017
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    • Fuck well if 21 prevents prostate cancer I bet I'm not getting fucking brain cancer... fuck I'm gonna be immortal at this point
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    • Rookie numbers my friend
      AnalFluid 29 jun 2017
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    • Hah! I laugh at that weakness! I jack of 3 times a day bitch, estimating to around 90 times a month... Come to think of it, I feel like I need help 😥😯😫
      goku123321_2017 29 jun 2017
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    • Wow everyine saying shit like "you mean a day" or "those are rookie numbers". I wonder how many people actually get off more than twice a day
      anonymous_85 29 jun 2017
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    • I am now completely immune to prostate cancer
      vegetable56 29 jun 2017
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    • Per day right? It was a typo right?
      NewVintage 28 jun 2017
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    • "men should get a prostate exam at least 21 times a month"
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    • Did you say a month or in 4.72 seconds
      Good_Succ 28 jun 2017
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    • That's why ya gotta beat yo Dick like it owes ya money!! 🤜🏼🍆🤛🏼🍆💦💰💰
      REPENTLESS_2016 28 jun 2017
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    • So if u do it 21 times a day do u have the power to zap people with prostate cancer?
      wuseman_2016 28 jun 2017
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    • Nutting 3 times a day keeps the prostate cancer away
      shadow0430 28 jun 2017
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    • If that's true than 3 times per hour should probably make me invincible
      Chrundle_2014 28 jun 2017
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    • I covered 3 years worth last night
      zXMemePieXz 28 jun 2017
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    • What am I supposed to do the other 29 days of the month
      MookieB45_2013 28 jun 2017
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    • I've done the math, no one in my family will get prostate cancer for the next 100 centuries.
      ItsDwt5 28 jun 2017
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    • I did the math. I'm immortal bitches
      Spike_IF_2015 28 jun 2017
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    • This generation ain't getting no prostate cancer
      bigbabe_2014 28 jun 2017
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    • Do you mean 21 times per day?
      sICKNOT 28 jun 2017
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    • It's everyday bro
      EmperorPapameme 28 jun 2017
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    • Well I ejaculate 30-31 times per month. It just depends how many days are in the month really
      RSS_Hostage__2016 28 jun 2017
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    • No thanks, I'm on a No-Fap Streak and now I'm on day 3
      NachoFries 28 jun 2017
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    • I did the math, I can never get cancer
      DeltaCaptain_2015 28 jun 2017
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    • I do that in one day
      AsapTurbe_2016 27 jun 2017
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    • I do 21 in less than a week
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    • I punish my meat at least i kilometer per atom cell
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    • I don't indulge in Satan's slippy snake pleasure
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    • Trust them i masturbated only 20 times a month now i have cancer
      Bigdickdevil_2015 29 jun 2017
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    • I'm showing my parents this
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    • I'm pretty sure that's how you get prostate cancer.🤷‍♂️
      SonicboomX 28 jun 2017
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    • Tbh I haven't jacked off in over a year
      NakedVenomSnake 28 jun 2017
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    • 21 times a day right
      crgm_210_2015 28 jun 2017
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    • So in other words most guys on this app are safe
      Nobody___ 28 jun 2017
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    • This game made me cum 2 times in 5 minutes!
      bowseman_2016 28 jun 2017
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    • Ladies help a dude out its to fight cancer
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    • Dude I must have like negative prostate cancer at this point
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    • A nut a day keeps the doctor away
      BoolinBlack 28 jun 2017
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    • Simba_03
      21-29 times a month: busy | 30-38 times a month: single | 39-40 times a month: just dumped and/or really desperate | 50+ a month: you need to put a kink in that hose
      Simba_03 28 jun 2017
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    • Anyone else beat their dick so much that it gets raw sometimes and you take a small break to let it heal?
      YareYareDaze_2013 28 jun 2017
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    • Nigga i ejaculate 31 times per month
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    • Believe it or not, I do it 62 times a month (everyday twice and sometimes three times)
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    • Those are rookie numbers
      habu_2015 28 jun 2017
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    • I masturbate daily so it's all good
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    • My mom was gone for 3 days nigga im 69 years ahead
      skinnydik 28 jun 2017
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    • YouWannaGetHigh_
      I jerk off at least 2 times a day
      YouWannaGetHigh_ 28 jun 2017
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    • FINALLY! I'm above average!
      Helix777 28 jun 2017
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    • Easily but that number mid week
      SeahorseTuesday 28 jun 2017
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    • Fucking_Magnets
      Turns out I've been doing extra credit for the past 3 years.
      Fucking_Magnets 28 jun 2017
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    • Fuck at this point I should be curing everyone in a 12-mile radius of prostate cancer
      Cthuluhoops 28 jun 2017
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    • Pft only 21? Get your game up kid
      itsbatmanbro_2016 28 jun 2017
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    • If 21x a month means 4 times a day then Im good!
      Mike159515_2016 28 jun 2017
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    • Oh good my descendents should be good for the next couple hundred years
      DoughJohn_2016 28 jun 2017
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    • I had to leave my ex because sex got so routine that ejaculation seemed like a choir
      Ironically_Toast 28 jun 2017
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    • Roblox makes me OOF more than 27 times a month
      edlegoknight_2016 28 jun 2017
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    • I ejaculate enough to save 3-4 men from prostate cancer. Hit me up for some tips
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    • 21 times a month? Bitch please, I do more than that in a week.
      Ihauoli_2017 28 jun 2017
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    • 3 times a day keeps the cancer away..
      Chapski_2012 28 jun 2017
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    • "Son, what are you doing in there?" "I'm reducing my chance of prostate cancer."
      BillMurrayylmao 28 jun 2017
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    • A nut a day keeps the prostate diseases away
      sweatydoggo_2017 28 jun 2017
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    • Jacking off 3 or more times a week is actually a detriment to your health, it causes a more cloudy mind, less ability to focus, less drive/ambition to accomplish goals and increases the likelihood of early baldness
      HistoryofRome 28 jun 2017
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    • I'm set for the next thirty years
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    • *stops masturbating to get cancer and die*
      EricAndreTheGiant 30 jun 2017
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    • R u fucking kidding me? My doctor told me to stop beating off everyday!!!!!
      VgtaBest 29 jun 2017
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    • My hand has had my back for a while now and I didn't even know it
      plow_me_arse_2017 29 jun 2017
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    • Im already done for the year ._.
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    • DAMN my dog is never getting prostate cancer then
      Izlagalia 29 jun 2017
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    • Ha! Try 230
      catmelt 28 jun 2017
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    • They mean a day right?
      kamden_earls_2016 28 jun 2017
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    • Honestly I would have thought it would be the opposite, the higher you ejaculate or whatever the higher the risk you have of getting cancer or something, idk lol
      ScoutRoseDeuce 28 jun 2017
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    • I should have an immunity by now then
      NasirTomlin_2017 28 jun 2017
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    • Now I have an excuse
      Pekepeke 28 jun 2017
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    • Add 50 to that and you'll be close to my daily total
      StefDiggs_2015 28 jun 2017
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    • I get the whole year out of the way by valentines. Ive jacked off enough to get me through 80 by now.
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    • Guys I'm starting to lose my eyesight. Asking for a friend
      rawrXD6969_2017 28 jun 2017
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    • I'd would make it 22, just to be on the safe side
      Dslaughter1987 28 jun 2017
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    • FullyCucked
      Try 30-31 each month
      FullyCucked 28 jun 2017
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    • Lol well guess who's safe
      irwin_dracula 28 jun 2017
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    • Breaking News! Its been set to 16 times per hr
      SimpleToast 28 jun 2017
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    • Well if u ladies would put out more
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