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My favorite thing to do when someone asks me
to perform a simple task is to say "No" while
doing it
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Someone: Hey, can I borrow a pen?
Me, getting a bag of pens out: Absolutely not,
perish.
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    • I do this all the time and I hate when people are like “SERIOUSLY?!” Like im fucking joking shut the fuck up
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    • No is basically my yes now. It'd make me getting r.aped very confusing
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    • I do that all the time but people still get mad at me as if I actually wasn’t gonna do it, even though I obviously am
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    • I do that all the time
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    • At work when they ask me to do something I scream no and they yell thanks back
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    • When someone asks me if I can do a favor, I always say “depends” even tho I’m fully intending to do it
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    • Great I can no longer do this
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    • Absolutely hate it. People constantly do it in the workplace, I know it's a joke but it discredits management. Now my boss is gonna hear you say "no" and think I'm not a good manager.
      JoelJoel 8 jul
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    • I did this when I was deployed once. My squad leader knew my humor but my PLT SGT didn't. I was walking away telling him I'm not doing it cuz I'm busy. Yeah 250 push ups never hurt so good
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    • I do this and people look at me like I'm rude, even though they can obviously see me doing what they asked
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    • Peak comedy, well done. Very clever
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    • I do that and it was funny at first but not anymore I really need to stop.
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    • Hey I do that
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    • *takes out bag of pens for a crunchy snack*
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    • Same
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    • I do this to everyone, and I usually get scolded for being rude or whatever but my dad decided to just mock me so we can be having any conversation and hell decide to just answer with no for the remainder of said conversation, or just come into my room to tell me no randomly
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    • Gonna be honest that is the least funny thing I've heard of
      carlson 8 jul
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    • I wish I had a hamburger right about now
      TheCage 8 jul
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    • Tomio 8 jul
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    • Admiral ackbar noods dm like and you get then
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    • Same
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    • Ok
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    • I do this all the time
      Cyperian 8 jul
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    • one time i asked a girl for a pencil in math and she gave me one but said “bring your own shit next time” . a week later she asked for help on the test and i gave her all wrong answers . don’t fuck with me, bitch .
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    • I do this all the time. Now that I know I'm not original, and people will think I got it from a tumblr post, I will no longer do it.
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    • At work I always respond with “only if you ask my Nicely”
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    • It's funny at times, well timed humor is nice
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    • I actually hate when people do this shit
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    • When people tell me to have a good day
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    • Ooh or when someone says sorry over something small "ill never forgive you"
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    • More fun in the military. Get that sence of rebellion and yucks in one little word
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    • I've been doing this for years
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    • My mother always asked if i wanted to do something ie do a chore or go shopping with her. Id say "No but I will"
      truebaka 11 jul
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    • Same. Or saying no, and then getting up and doing it
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    • I like to say HOW DARE YOU really dramatically when people say sorry for little things like dropping the pen they were handing me or something
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    • When eating a bowl of cereal, I get the what are you doing from any random family member, so I always reply with I'm doing rocket surgery
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    • My oldest son does this all the time. I laugh. My second husband always got bent out of shape. Psh. Next!
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    • I do this shit all the time, pops will be like "can you put the lemonade in the fridge" and I'll say "absolutely not" while picking it up
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    • its not funny tbh its annoying and a time waster
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    • My mother punched me in the throat over this.
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    • Same lmao, idk why but shit's just entertaining.
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    • In all seriousness, i use fountain pens and people are too fucking brain dead to use them correctly and they dead ass get mad when i dont let them use it
      MikeMr305 10 jul
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    • I did that my boss alot
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    • I do this to my wife all the time
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    • Well, I USED to do it.
      B_R_U_H 10 jul
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    • “Hey, do you mind [insert simple task]?” “Yes. But I’ll do it anyways.”
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    • When anyone calls me I just Say No, idky but dads just accepted it
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    • I do this quite frequently, except it's more like "why do you always make me do everything", "what if I don't wanna" I don't think I've just said no in a while.
      Baltoykid 10 jul
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    • I've been doing this to people since age 15 and it never gets old. For me I mean.
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    • I like to say “probably not” when someone says “can you do me a favor??”
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    • "Do you want black or blue?" "I really don't have a pref--" "BLACK OR BLUE!" "Uh... Black, I guess." *Gives him blue*
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    • I say “no” then stare at them for awhile and then do it lol
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    • Me too but it drives everyone crazy
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    • I literally do this all the time, my wife hates it.
      gentryry 10 jul
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    • I do that lol
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    • Them: can you do me a favor? Me: no.... what’s up?
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    • I do this the most with my s/o, my best friend, and my immediate family. Its hilarious. They look so upset then the realization dawns on them then they comically roll their eyes
      Pandabear 10 jul
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    • My wife does this all the time and it baffles me. Mostly because there is a 50/50 shot shes actually doing it and most of the time I'm not paying attention so I just sit there like "dafuq bro"
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    • I used to do this when gaming with my younger cousin, but then we found out he has autism, and he never understands when I make jokes like this. It’s hard to resist sometimes though lol
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    • I always do this at work and my managers at first have a moment where they are about to get mad, and then they realize that I already started lol
      cassia_jo 10 jul
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    • **imitates vine* haha, I do that
      sandistia 10 jul
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    • I always do this to my parents and they just say do it anyway
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    • I do that all the time, especially when I worked at McDonald's, they learned that I was just gonna do it anyway, so they didn't care
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    • It’s not just me,, I thought it was just a bad habit
      NerdStuff 10 jul
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    • I actually do this
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    • Literally same
      Korurei 10 jul
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    • No joke i do this to my sister all the time
      cutycup 10 jul
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    • I do this shit to my mom all the fuckin time
      agaymeme 10 jul
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    • One of my friends favorite things to say is “I’ll think about it” as she’s doing it
      yanderegf 10 jul
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    • I hit them with a “absolutely not” I may even add “why would you even ask me that”
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    • This honestly just makes me mad especially how often people do it to me it gets super annoying
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    • I do this to my gf, she's like "can I have a drink?" And I tell her no as I'm grabbing her a cup
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    • I thought I was the only one lol
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    • I do this daily
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    • That was so quirky!!!
      twoccm 9 jul
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    • And then when you turn around with the pen, that person has already walked away and asked someone else.
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    • Haha, I do that
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    • Am I the only one who gets super annoyed when people tell me to do something I was already gonna do? Like if I’m getting gas and then someone’s like “you have to open the gas cap” and I’m just like “I KNOW” it’s pretty dumb most of the time but it’s a weird pet peeve I have.
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    • I do that all the time
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    • Me accepting the pen: "ah dang okay sorry for being a burden"
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    • I'll do this at work and my managers and co-workers just say "thank you" cause they know I help anyway I can most of the time
      Linkachu 9 jul
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    • I like saying no when they ask an obvious question like "did you get groceries?" When in walking in with grocery bags. Or let's say "is that a burger?" I'd say no it's a it's a small tire. Like don't ask dumb questions when you can see the answer in front of you ya dumb fuck
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    • Yeah this is my favorite thing
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    • I have been doing this for years it angers my mother lol
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    • My roommate does this and it really annoying, I was sitting on the couch and a yelled to the kitchen “get me a juice” he says “no” so I get up to get it myself and he was already holding it when I got to the kitchen.
      cessna09 9 jul
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    • MEEEEE
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    • I do this at work all the time, my bosses just say "okay thanks" after I say no now lol
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    • My boss will sometimes gently ask me to do something like "you wanna break that box down?" And I'll say "no but I'll do it anyways."
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    • When I get asked if I can do something i say "i can, but am I gonna?"
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    • It’s enjoyable seeing the look of confusion as you say no but continue to help them
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    • I do this and my mom hits me every time. Ungrateful bitch.
      PinkDaze 9 jul
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    • Do that to my manager at work
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    • Literally do this every day
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    • I thought I was the only one who did this 😂
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    • This is my go to every time lol
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    • Hopefully that's not a girl
      Neofix 9 jul
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    • I thought everyone did that
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