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    • Do you bite your thumb at me?
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    • Pathless 13 apr
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    • “Lie in their beds while they do dream things true” is Romeo’s response. Romeo fucking ends Mercutio’s whole career after that line wtf why did they forget this.
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    • Mercutio’s entire character plot consisted of: “Fuck you Romeo, we’re getting you laid” “Fuck you Tybalt, you gay” “Fuck your houses, I just got stabbed”
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    • Mercutio is the only one who didnt deserve to die
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    • Mercurio was on some different shit when he was talking about Fairy Queen Mab.
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    • Romeo and Juliet is not a love story. It's a 3 day relationship between a 13 year old and a 17 year old that caused 6 deaths
      0ana 13 apr
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    • mercutio was the fuckin shit. i loved reading as him.
      nangst 13 apr
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    • Tybalt you saucy boy!
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    • Mercutio was the only good character in Romeo and Juliet if I remember correctly
      Jd0an 13 apr
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    • The great thing is though, is that was mercutio throughout all of the play. That’s why billy shakes put him in the book. And that’s why he’s my favorite character
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    • Why did they have to kill off our nigga Mercutio
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    • Rip my nigga mercutio. He was the only real one
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    • At Romeo is manic depressive and Juliet is just fucking stupid. It’s a story about a teenager getting horny and fucking a 12 year old. It’s not a love story
      Hexile 13 apr
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    • If someone would re-write Romeo & Juliet into a 2019 version, I'd do my best to promote it
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    • Mercutio was the best character of Romeo and Juliet
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    • its also a pun though bc “dreamers often lie” also means “when ur dreaming ur lying down” as well as “ur a liar” so like Shakespeare was just some pun asshole and he was great
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    • Mercutio was a fuckin savage. If you remember anything from reading that shit in middle/highschool, it oughta be that
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    • Bruh, for cousins, romeo and Murcutio were fuckin tight. They say the dopest lines of all time.
      ibrew 13 apr
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    • Romeo and juliet is the single worst play shakespear ever wrote even from a satirical standpoint and has almost no redeeming qualities other than those two fucking retards die at the end
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    • I hate romeo and juliet because we had to watch the weird version that took place like late 90s but still used old school dialogue and it was horrible
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    • Perfect iambic pentameter that guy. Fuckin love me some billy shakes.
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    • That's some passive aggressive ass shit right there nigga
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    • remember the movie version of Romeo and Juliet with Leonardo DiCaprio where it was the same story, just in the hood. Movie was wack.
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    • if you "translated" these old Shakespeare books into modern speak people would realize how much shit was thrown
      garrosh 13 apr
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    • mercutio is the reason romeo and juliet fucking died
      YoungBleu 13 apr
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    • Mercrutio is a dad
      Niggas69 13 apr
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    • I love translating Shakespeare to modern English cause the man was a straight Savage with his characters
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    • Real talk, Mercutio was easily the best character
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    • Mercutio is the only good part of that book
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    • Dude Mercurio was awesome
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    • Mercutio is an absolute mad lad
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    • I want a full translation like this for all the people who have to read this like I did
      MarkM88 15 apr
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    • The next line is, “In bed asleep, while they do dream things true” if anyone was wondering
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    • I have a sharp pain below my heart sometimes
      Hades_93 14 apr
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    • Rewrite all of Shakespeare but using modern terms and English
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    • D O Y O U Q U A R R E L S I R?
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    • Okay.... y'all have got to be watching me cuz I LITERALLY read that line in class YESTERDAY
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    • too much tumblr shit on ifunny
      L0tionMan 13 apr
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    • Romeo’s a fucking bitch
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    • Mercutio is the real motherfucker (sorry for my language)
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    • The entire fucking thing was all tybalt's fault
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    • I want an updated Romeo and Juliet written like this
      Spira 8 apr
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    • Without my ela class I wouldn’t have understood the context
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    • Mercutio will always be the greatest character in any play
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    • I always thought the joke was that that dreamers lie down because they are going to sleep.
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    • I was mercutio in my high school’s rendition of R&J and I can safely say that he was the most sarcastic piece of shit and also one of my favorite roles to ever take on
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    • Stop. I just finished this book in class ifunny is stalking me
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    • Mercutio was the only fucking chatacter with common sense
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    • Mercutio is the best character in the whole play hands down
      INSANE365 14 apr
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    • Anyone else glaf its not all videos Any more?
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    • my hand tingles
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    • Are not the dreams of poets and travellers notoriously false?
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    • Mercutio is the fucking best, dude
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    • Ok why is it that every fucking time I’m learning about something in school it turns into a meme like first mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and now this. All these memes are by high schoolers man
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    • “Tis but a scratch” *FUCKING DIES*
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    • Mercutio is the best character
      WarPhotos 13 apr
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    • "Saucy boy" - Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare
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    • Mercutio was a madlad
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    • Mercutio was gay for Romeo, just so y’all know
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    • Mercutio was awesome
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    • Mercutio was the only good character in that whole shitty play. Hamlet and Macbeth are so so so much better.
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    • Romeo is a pussy ass bitch
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    • I just finished reading Macbeth. After reading Romeo and Juliet last semester, Macbeth actually made me not hate Shakespeare anymore
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    • Anyone wanna tell me why i can only view 3 out of 15 of the new features and where tf the rest of the new set went
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    • Sounds like it should be either a Fall Out Boy, or Panic! Song.
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    • Marcutio is medieval jughead
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    • Mercutio is my favorite Shakespeare character. Smart ass motherfucker lol
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    • Romeo and Juliet is trash but Mercutio absolutely is not
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    • That's when you get logical and say, "well if you dreamed that dreamers lie then your dreams a fucking lie anyways my dream was about" and then proceed on
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    • This is funny bc my class just finished reading Romeo and Juliet today
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    • I actually am doing this for a grade
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    • Mercutio was a real ass nigga. RIP
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    • Can I just tell y'all how much I enjoyed playing Mercutio in our school performance?
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    • You im in english rn reading this shit
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    • Whats the point of the last post like we all got the first one.
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    • I hated that book probably because I’m a human of the 21st century and I had almost no idea what the fuck they were talking about
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    • Best line of the entire play has to be "You're a saucy boy" (Act 1, either scene 1 or 3, line 80
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    • Bromeo and Juuliet
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    • I dreamed a dream, the other night, lowlands, lowlands away me John
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    • That's a play on words.
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    • So he was also a liar by definition
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    • Am I the only one who read the last line like Furgie sang Fergalicious?
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    • "a plague on both the houses" romeo and juliet: *FUCKING DIES*
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    • Did that guy do a full translation of Romeo and Juliet cuz I understand that better than the original
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    • I’m reading this rn in English class
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    • Mercutio deserved to die change my mind
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    • You guys ever hear "The Suffering" by Coheed and Cambria? Its a great song and all gheir music tells the story of the accosiated comic books but I always got a real Romeo and Juliet vibe from the song. Could just be me reading too much into the lyrics.
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    • Dies in old English
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    • Let's be real here, Mercutio was a douche in every sense of the word.
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    • Thats why he gets stabbed
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    • that’s not what it actually says but ok.
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    • Mercutio was the greatest man ever
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    • For a second I thought it said dreamers often died and I was like yeah you're both going to die
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