Romantic Taco Bell date
loganbutler loganbutler
30 apr
Romantic Taco Bell date
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci
Monica
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci Monica
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's daughter:
EdDboi5 EdDboi5
18 may
Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody's daughter:
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
Tabby Tabby
24 sep 2020
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart'
Me (6 mins later):
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
8 jan 2021
Me: "I don't need a grocery cart' Me (6 mins later):
Here, hold my dignity.
have some sketchy things to do!
Here, hold my dignity. have some sketchy things to do!
"City Tolk: "when the food runs out, we'll go to the rural areas and take from them.."
eallz argue over.
putin theintruck.
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
9 oct 2020
"City Tolk: "when the food runs out, we'll go to the rural areas and take from them.." eallz argue over. putin theintruck.
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
Apparently WikiHow artists have never seen a dog irl
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
How Godzilla be looking at Kong when he hits him with the dollar store
How Godzilla be looking at Kong when he hits him with the dollar store
You think your lag is bad it took Jesus 3 days to respawn
You think your lag is bad it took Jesus 3 days to respawn
High School girls: "OMG Johnathan is so fine!"
Johnathan:
lelolaughsatit lelolaughsatit
23 sep 2020
High School girls: "OMG Johnathan is so fine!" Johnathan:
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
"A Bangladeshi father dubbed the "Tree Man" because of bark-like growths warping his hands and fingers has reportedly been begging doctors to amputate his limbs to relieve his pain"
Stretti
11 feb
"A Bangladeshi father dubbed the "Tree Man" because of bark-like growths warping his hands and fingers has reportedly been begging doctors to amputate his limbs to relieve his pain"
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY
My dog:
LolaBit LolaBit
16 jun
Me: bro stop, I don't wanna pLAY My dog:
WOULD YOU MARR WOMAN WITH ALOT OF TATTOOS?
punisher1977 punisher1977
15 mar
WOULD YOU MARR WOMAN WITH ALOT OF TATTOOS?
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet
Me realising I'dals
get house a family
another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj
jajsjsjdj
23 sep 2020
if a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help. follow the doc and you'll get a free purse or wallet Me realising I'dals get house a family another dog, a new ID also and, if he's Marrj