• Roast fa 0h wow look another moderately attractive gl posting on RoastMe trying to boost their ego because they think that they're too
pretty to be seriously insulted. 'd talk about how much makeup you have on, but the rest of the unoriginal fucks in this thread have
already brought that up, so let's move on to the gaping hole that is your clear lack of self confidence, something that no amount of
makeup will ever be able to fx
Let me guess, you probably spend most of your weekend drinking at bars, which you stil think starts on "Thirsty Thursday" even
though you've been out of college for a few years by now. If you stick to the shadows lke you have in your picture, i's probably not
too hard to get picked up, especially since your crippling self-doubt keeps your standards nice and low. One night stands are most
likely your forte, but hey, once in a while you go crazy and date someone for a month until they realize how completely devoid of any
real personality you are, and find someone else to validate themselves. But look at the bright side, at least your slowly creeping
alcoholism will bring your lifespan well below the national average "ve seen a lot of fucking insults in my time, but this one, this isthe best insult I have ever seen
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    • Jesus fuck, it was just supposed to be a roast not a murder
      Galagneel 25 jun
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    • He brought a shotgun with dragon breath rounds to a fist fight
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    • Now i just have to ask, who hurt him?
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    • Fucking incinerated
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    • That's not how roasts work, that guy was genuinely pissed
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    • Holy shit dude, you murdered her.
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    • I feel like that wouldn't do any damage
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    • Lol that dude tried so hard and all he did was come off as bitter and miserable with his own life ...
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    • Her low self esteem ass after reading that:
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    • Wuuhlf 26 jun
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    • Why have others roast you when you can roast yourself and be miserably incapable of being happy with your life
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    • Not really the best insult
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    • He was America with shotgun and she was German kaiser
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    • This wasn't even a good insult.... Just a bunch of fabricated nonsense based on nothing. Sounds like more of a deflection from his own shitty life more than anything. Not to mention I don't think he understands how /roastme works...
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    • Woah this is the kinda guy to say "i got it alllll figured out" or "i can read you like a book" then compare himself to rick from rick and morty
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    • Aren’t roasts supposed to be funny? Like yea they’re insults but isn’t the idea to make the person laugh?
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    • Someone broke his heart. That's wasn't a roast, I think he projecting.
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    • The guy who typed that definitely has a neck beard
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    • That lowly idiot sat there for 5 minutes writing 3 paragraphs and literally only said "pretty woman like drink and have sex" r/RoastMe is the epitome of pure cringe on the internet
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    • 😒 where's the murder y'all cringetard redditards talked about? this tard is just speaking out of his ass and assumptions, thinks that he's different from the pack by convincing himself that he is wise and articulate because he avoided the "common sayings/insults of the common people"
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    • A bunch of assumptions aren’t really a roast, imo.
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    • Written by a true incel.
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    • She asked for a burn and he brought the sun
      Braze 27 jun
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    • This dude reveals more about himself than he does about her. Projection at its finest.
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    • Myguy88 27 jun
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    • Eh if I was her I wouldn’t care much for that one, he’s basing all of that on looks and it was all alcohol related really, for all we know she doesn’t drink
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    • I’ve never seen someone with such angry incel energy like that before. Projecting much??
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    • That wasn’t even that good. Too much assumption. The key is to make it as accurate as possible. He doesn’t even know how old this girl is. She could be 15 or 25. If she’s on the younger side, none of those insults apply. If the specifics don’t match, the principles fall apart. 4/10 insult.
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    • Lets be honest. The girl didnt read that so it was a waste of time
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    • If you have to create an entire back story to roast someone then it’s not a fuckin roast.
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    • Why are you booing him? He’s right
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    • She wouldn’t care unless it was accurate though and since it’s all based off her appearance it’s probably not
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    • There's nothing to roast. She's beautiful. Her transition is going great.
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    • that’s suck an r/roast me roast. they all just go into paragraphs on trying to seem cool saying shit like this guy did. he’s just a guy on reddit trying to seem cool cuz he “roasted her” even though it’s like he pointed out things. a lot of them wouldn’t last a second in a real roast battle.
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    • I kinda feel like the roaster has some demons
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    • I feel like a lot of that came out of fucking nowhere and there was no real reason to make those assumptions except to sound bad ass and like he was picking apart her personality like some psuedo Rick Sanchez or Stewie Griffin
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    • you can definitely tell that dude cannot get a gf
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    • Eh edgy incel is edgy
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    • I sincerely hope he finds better days, no one should have to live with such bitterness, especially not now
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    • Idk thats a lot of assumptions
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    • Projection at its finest
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    • Hekbc 30 jun
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    • It's not a good roast if it's a bunch of random assumptions that has nothing to do with the way they actually look, you could say the same thing to literally anyone on the internet image or not.
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    • The best I could do let me know what yall think
      kanep0e 27 jun
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    • The only Redditor iFunny embraces with open arms
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    • Reditard moment
      cheeko 27 jun
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    • I wouldn't be offended if someone said this to me. It sounds more of a projection and actually kind of sad.
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    • Cringe
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    • Tbh he was probably projecting a lot of himself into that insult
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    • Ka05 27 jun
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    • Yes officer, this post right here. This is where she was murdered
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    • It's supposed to be a roast not a cremation damn
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    • ROAST fam, it said ROAST not fucking torch her self worth to a crisp.
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    • content not available more
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    • Slaughtered, washed, boiled, roasted rare, sun-dried, fried and burnt her
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    • Ifunny now has to deal with the conundrum, agree with the redditor and hate women, or hate the redditor and respect women. Your move ifunny, who do you hate more
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    • Projection is a psychological phenomenon that involves a person subconsciously knowing about their flaws and attributing them to other people, usually as a defense mechanism to bolster their confidence.
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    • I’m imagining this dude thinking of that one girl that hurt him and crying while typing this
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    • I dont really get how it was a roast. And if it is it's not that good. I mean you just made a story up about someone and then insulted the person you created. You have to know someone to destroy them like this person wanted to
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    • biggjohn3 28 jun
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    • AmerikanKarnage 😂 damn
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    • Holy Shit.
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    • God damn dude
      Cooliokat 27 jun
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    • it was supposed to be a roast not a fucking bonfire, jeez
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    • Reddit roasts suck
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    • this roast is, assuming that she has a lack in confidence
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    • She said roast not "pseudo Realtalk insult me"
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    • This is a man who had nothing to lose. He had nothing until this act of slaughter.
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    • Lame insult except for the alcohol and short lifespan bit.
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    • *noob noobs voice* God DAAAAMN
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    • She got fucking shit on
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    • huffgim 30 jun
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    • ....what
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    • I just read it knowing that this is coming straight from an #inceltears dudebro
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    • Hell he might right.
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    • Who hurt this man
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    • I don’t understand the concept of roasting. Why do you want someone to say mean stuff about you? Maybe my self esteem is just too low and I can’t handle that kind of criticism idk
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    • Well ya fuckin asked for it
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    • we get it, she has low self-esteem and you think you’re intelligent, witty, and better than everyone.
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    • Fuck man that hurt me and I'm not the girl
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    • This sounds less like a roast and more like a really bitter dude who just snapped
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    • I mean that's all just conjecture. Sure it would hurt a little bit if he got any of it relatively right. But it's just too specific to have hit the mark
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    • May as well have spat on her.
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    • It's too verbose and long winded. Doesn't have quite the same impact, like a punch delivered at a snail's pace
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    • If he knew her personally, this would be great but he literally just made a bunch of stuff up.
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    • There is nothing false about what was said... Truth hurts the best.
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    • Very assumptive in his insults which leads to zero insult when they are wrong.
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    • Long winded “roasts” like this are cringe
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    • I doubt it was true to her, just because someone is semi attractive with zero self confidence doesnt mean they're a zero personality having whore.
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    • Your mom suck me long and hard through my jorts
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    • Reddit moment.
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    • This miiiight be projection
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    • What an Incel
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