• Itrimmed my beard at another
barbershop then got a haircut at my
regular barber. The dude looked at me
like I cheated on him... Never felt like a
slut before.
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    • Yeah thats because you are a slut, daddys little cum deposit thats you, you little pissboy slut, turn around and show me that ass
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    • You don't cheat on your barber
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    • You must remain loyal to your barber only.
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    • I’ve had my beard for a year now. If I shave it now no one will know who I am. I’ve thought shaving it randomly in the middle of school year and act like I’ve been there the whole time as no one will recognize me. The teachers will flip out like “who the hell are you”. I’m Jake. Jake from State Farm
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    • Getting your beard trimmed makes you feel hotter than a fresh cut tbh
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    • Just groom yourself.
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    • I got arrested for telling my barber I wanted my asshole waxed
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    • It's because you are a slut
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    • I only let one dude touch my shit. Nobody fades me up like Darnell do
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    • holy shit this is the second bot account featured wtf did ifunny do to their system for stopping that shit
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    • How the fuck does this bot have 11k subs and 235 featured
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    • I’ve had two barbers in my life. Two different states and numerous haircuts
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    • This isn't some marriage. You cant just cheat on you're barber like its ok.
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    • I grew up going to the same barber but I would sometimes trim it myself when parts got too long. Once, after I hadn’t been to my barber in a bit, they said “whoever cut your hair last did a good job!” I didn’t know how to respond because they cut my hair last but also I kinda did.
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    • Bot feature.
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    • Getting your beard lined up is the best. Constantly looking at yourself im the mirror, not because of your face, but because of the sweet beard you have
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    • Seinfeld did it first
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    • How do you guys make your eyebrow look good?
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    • Why would you waist the money
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    • Imagine having a weeb pfp and thinking you have an opinion.
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    • I have never gone to the same hair place twice
      libinih 6 aug
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    • How DARE you get trimmed at another barber, you fucking filthy cumdumpster slut, you deserve to be left on the streets with a fucked up messy beard
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    • Now you know what whores feel like
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    • I moved two states down and now I can’t see my favorite barber and I haven’t been able to find a decent one since 😔 smh
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    • Me with tattoos
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    • I went to my favorite barber shop to go see my favorite barber, this black dude named Tony who liked 2Pac as much as I did even had a 2Pac tattoo as do I but when I showed up to the barber shop one of the other dudes said "you're Tony's regular right? Man his dumbass is in jail"
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    • My barber had me grow my hair out so I could shape it up and style it. Since he is older, because of covid he retired and his son took over. His son couldn’t do the cut so he just shaved it. I felt heart broken.
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    • That’s like letting someone cum in you then going to fuck someone else
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    • Same with my tattoo artist. I got a tat from another artist and I still feel like a slut for it
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    • Oh no
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    • Whore
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    • Its the same with a tattoo artist. You can cheat on them bitches.
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    • The emojis in his name are "The World! Stop Time"
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    • My grandpa is my barber, always has been. He’s getting ready to retire, and the whole “paying for haircuts” thing isn’t gonna be fun
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    • Are barbers a good place to get a haircut for a guy? Never actually been to one.
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    • I am loyal to my barber. Best haircut I’ve ever gotten in my life
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    • that slut
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    • I dont have a regular barber because I'm growing my hair out and I cant find a place that knows how to fucking trim just the ends off without taking too much off. Plus now I've realized I'm better off just not getting a trim for a good year
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    • First time pal?
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    • I went to a different stylist one time and my regular girl nearly ended me
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    • Wow, I wanna feel like a slut. That way I can do stupid shit and act like a victim
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    • Me choking down my 5th glizzy before taking a breathe: “I feel you”
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    • Learn to cut your own hair sheeple
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    • Yall have regular barbers? I like playing around with different people
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    • I’m a hairdresser and when some one I know goes to some one else. I’m like “ wtf frank I thought we were friends. I know it’s not the fade. Am I not good enough for you.” Lol. so I completely understand that.
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    • imagine not being able to trim your own beard
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    • Did you like the way it felt?
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    • Clippers cutting ........ sooo.... who was he ?
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    • You ass you broke the code
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    • This shame is real
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    • Who can’t trim their own beard?
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    • I did this before and feel ashamed because I am still going to a barber shop that I’ve been going to my entire life. They did my first haircut and hang the photo on the wall
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    • Don’t get mad when your barber does this to your stuff
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    • The World Stops Time
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    • U r a slut
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    • You let other people trim your beard? Cringe. That's my job and I take pride in it
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    • Imagine not knowing how to trim your own beard
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    • Homo slut
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    • >not having your girlfriend cut your hair
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    • That’s because you are a slut.
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    • Lol 😂
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    • Jojo cap with no brim
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    • I've only had one barber since birth the only person I trust with sharp objects near my face
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    • And so you should you lil bitch, take yo ass back to her when you want a trim for 9.95
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    • SLUT
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    • Joe Joe..
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    • I did that once and my real barber said. Who messed up yo cut. Who’d you go to
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    • Daw poor thing. Lol
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    • I want to fuck you like Ben Shapiro fucks my brain with facts and logic 🥴
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    • I’ve basically had a beard since 7th grade and a mustache since 5th grade. I’m a senior in high school now. I trim it but people look at me weird when I have to shave it for wrestling and leave the mustache
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    • Never tell them it was somewhere else the proper move is to say your mom cut your hair even if you don’t got one
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    • Seinfel?
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    • My hairdresser was completely booked up one time and I had to go to another hairdresser. She called me out the next time I went there. Like hey chill I wasn't comfortable going somewhere else either.
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    • My barber died. I haven't cut my hair in months..
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    • Who doesn't trim their own beard?
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    • Literally the plot to a Seinfeld episode...
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    • I wish i had a barber but the only things around me are like great clips sports clips
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    • I’m not gonna go to my barber anymore cus they’re always posting abt anti-mask BS.
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