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    • Genghis khan when they don’t surrender
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    • The first panel actually happened. A guy shot Genghis Khan and once Genghis Khan found out who he was, he made him his General. Genghis named him, Jebe is his name which means arrow.
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    • When they wouldn't surrender
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    • And don’t forget to fuck
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    • Genghis Khan really had a great PR strat. Have your own people love you and rule your kingdom fairly. And have everyone outside your kingdom fear you before they've even met you.
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    • Ghengis is like that dude that shows you respect once, and if you take advantage of it, or other disrespect him, he steals your social security #
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    • Don’t forget that Genghis Khan fucked so many women that .5% of the world’s population is related to him
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    • This guy
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    • Now I wanna see what happens to someone if they drink molten silver
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    • DAM you mongolians you destroy my shitty wall.
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    • The Khan wants merced an entire city because his daughter's husband was murdered in battle with them and on her order had every inhabitants skull stacked in a pyramid to make sure they got all of them.
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    • The romans were pretty good at out sourcing as well, much of the military aspect derived from Greek, Etruscan, Celtic, and Iberian influence along with a touch of Roman engineering and aesthetics
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    • I love Ghengis Khan, man made his own rules and tore the whole world a new hole.
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    • The firsts one "I like the cut of your jib"
      Maburu 8 jul
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    • Literally one of his philosophies was a man is at his happiest when he had raided a village kil1ed every man and blubbyd every woman and child he was a pretty evil dude that never acomplished his life goal
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    • Also remember to listen to mongolian throat singing
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    • Mongolia > Tibet > China
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    • I was waiting for one to be like “love everyone” and it’s just Him surrounded by a bunch of pregnant women
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    • Also wherever he went he planted trees because he liked nature. He planted a shit ton
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    • The panel of the making them shorter than the cart. They are all frowning and scared except for the short guy. Hes smileing. Short guys unite
      finch99 8 jul
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    • Don't forget his philosophy of keeping his army happy by letting them rap3 millions of women and their children
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    • “Woke” historians who claim that Mongolian empire was actually good are genuinely retarded
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    • Know this. Apparently the Mongolians weren't very good at sieging really well defended cities. So they started a battle, pretended to loose and retreat, real scatter-like. The defenders would try to take advantage and go after the Mongolians to finish them off. Only to land into a trap where they
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    • I love how we get cutesy cartoons of him and everyone is like “haha wow, he was such an influential person”. But if his reign was in the last 100 years, you wouldn’t be able to say his name on the internet without being censored, like Honkler, because he was such a brutal mass-murderer despot.
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    • Genghis Khan was medieval H1tle4.
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    • Imagine glorifying a warmonger.
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    • Remembwr to blubby woman too. Thats really cook
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    • why is there a post praising literally one of the worst human beings in history
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    • Resist the communist #blm movement!
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    • Also r a p e so many people that your DNA is still in 0.5% of the world population in 2020 and your kids surname Wang is still the most common name in the world
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    • Don't forget to rap3 everything
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    • The man was intelligent and he fucked like crazy
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    • He actually poured molten silver in the guys ear if you want the story let me know. Wolf Totem by the Hu is a great song :)
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    • number 8, use R4PE as a war strategy to completely decimate your victims as the men feel emasculated as they couldn't stop it, the women are traumatized forever and won't want to have intercourse because of the memories associated. The family dynamic and model is shattered. Ghengis wasn't a nice guy
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    • It's insane to hear stuff like this happened and then you remember this was a human, who no doubt had none of the luxuries we have now. Humans are badass.
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    • The drink silver one would hurt
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    • Ghengis khan literally eradicated and entire nation once because they minorly inconvenienced him. It wasn't hate, it wasnt a feeling of superiority, just principle, he meditated for like a week in the woods on what to do. Cold, calm, and collected. Ghengis was a scary motherfucker.
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    • The story that I've heard was some dude shot his horse. He asked who did it and this dude basically says ""I was aiming for you". He was then made a general.
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    • Sometimes it pays to be short
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    • Love that short dude just smiling his ass off next to the cart
      _Hans 8 jul
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    • CutiePi 8 jul
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    • Footage 8 jul
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    • gangis khan more like gangis gay
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    • The man burned down the library of Alexandria. that was a 1000 years of human knowledge.
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    • He was an efficient guy
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    • Cap I was the fire this didn’t happen
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    • "Genghis khan was a warmonger" *turns around* * USSR NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS ON A SHITTY JBL* "HRNNGG PAPA STALIN
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    • The most important thing imo is that the Mongols were very tolerant of other religions.
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    • He also went on a R/\PING spree
      CVNT5 8 jul
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    • The great chinggis Kahn by the HU, look it up
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    • Genghis Khan is not a pirate, but due to his actions me and my crew would beat the shit out of him.
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    • Wasn’t he one of the most evil people in the history of mankind though
      brizza 9 jul
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    • Like him or hate him, you can't deny Genghis' efficency and adaptability. The amount of land he conquered and successfully integrated is incredible. That said, he did ra pe and murder tens of millions, so make of it what you will
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    • Ghengis Khan: *sees city* I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours!
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    • Subutai was far more terrifying than Temujin.
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    • Ghengis was a fuck machine
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    • The porn has begun
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    • Wait how did they shorten them?
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    • Good feature
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    • This book on leadership secrets of Attila the Hun is very similar. It’s a great quick read at only 100 pages.
      CReut_12 8 jul
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    • Genghis Khan when someone tells him no:
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    • Can someone explain the firat impression part and the making people shorter part..?
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    • I love the great khan that meatloafe engine thing was real he did that with Chinese engineers
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    • Imagine glorifying a child kiIIer and r@pist
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    • Dang fire nation
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    • Those horses look like they dgaf
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    • If anyone wants to learn more about him I recommend the episode on Khan from a podcast called Time Suck by a comedian Dan Cummins
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    • ‘That’ was how I joined the Blackstone Legion
      rcs3807 8 jul
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    • Goddamn Mongorians break-a down my shitty rall!!
      JimjoB 8 jul
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    • The hu is a good band
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    • You know what would be interesting? Rome at its peak versus the Mongols at their peak (you can adjust for technology, but nothing else)
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    • That one short guy was like "finally a good use of my height!)
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    • Genghis Khan is good at the stank market
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    • Seems like a waste of silver to me
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    • As quickly as the Mongol hoarde came into power, they waned into complete insignificance.
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    • I mean he’s not the best guy so......
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    • White people really be glorifying a mass murderer and rap1st then turn around and say they are being genocided and rap3d
      fruits 8 jul
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    • Why does everyone praise him for his dick game, when he really just rap3d every woman he could? Do you all really praise rap3? What am I saying, of course you do this is iFunny
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    • Like and dm for admiral ackbar nuuudes!
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    • HAHA WOW I SURE LOVE THIS TYRANNICAL DESPOT LOLOLOL IM SO QUIRKY HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I'M ON 13 ANTIDEPRESSANTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    • They're like America but aren't shamed
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    • Dingus khan
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    • And never keep your cock in your pants
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    • I’m proud to be a Mongolian where at least i know I’m good with a bow
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    • Just cuz chinas bug his name is famouse.. Not 10 years ago.. Not a word.. All founding fathers and american pride and shit
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    • Genghis Khan never tortured people so the one about drinking sliver would be false
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    • The mongols really hated stealing, during the rule of their empire it was said that the rules prohibiting stealing were so strict that it became safe enough to travel from one side of the empire to the other without being robbed
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    • I'm getting societal convention flashbacks
      Bowchild 11 jul
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    • Kublai Khan was the most enlightened leader in the history of Earth can’t change my mind
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    • I like how the short guy was just sitting there smiling
      iFvnnyAds 10 jul
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    • one of my subs once told us he was a liberal in science class
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    • I just realized the shuffle button is back
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