Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Yosef Norm Ozia
Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
tastydetecter tastydetecter
8 jan 2021
Yosef Norm Ozia Officer Chad Thundercock reporting for duty
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
StacieByrd
24 jun
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
luistg2012 luistg2012
24 sep 2020
WE USED TO THINK OF SEA TURTLES
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww
@fluffyguy
am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam.
Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of
Mexico
Inmate_423 Inmate_423
9 mar
Gabriel-iglesias@ ww @fluffyguy am the voice of Speedy Gonzales in the new Space Jam. Does this mean they are gonna try to cancel Fluffy too? U can't catch me cancel culture. I'm the fastest mouse in all of Mexico
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH
WHO IS SHE?
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
15 mar
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH WHO IS SHE?
Batman and Sons
"THE JOKER'S ON YOU"
WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..?
HEY, DAD!
GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW!
AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO!
STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
Gabi Gabi
21 sep 2020
Batman and Sons "THE JOKER'S ON YOU" WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..? HEY, DAD! GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW! AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO! STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
Barricaded Barricaded
4 nov 2020
Business owners seeing an angry mob in the street after the election:
The Babylon Bee
CSD) @TheBabylonBee
Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks
Lockdowns Will End Someday
BabylonBee BabylonBee
13 apr
The Babylon Bee CSD) @TheBabylonBee Adorably Naive Optimist Thinks Lockdowns Will End Someday
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that
Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy
Skyrim every single month...forever..."
OfficialCockNBallTorture OfficialCockNBallTorture
23 sep 2020
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy Skyrim every single month...forever..."
How Tough are Scotsmen?
Laddie, you're speaking to the only guy in a red shirt who isn't dead.
How Tough are Scotsmen? Laddie, you're speaking to the only guy in a red shirt who isn't dead.
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people
@lordpetty.
BoyGenius BoyGenius
1 dec 2020
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people @lordpetty.
Hey, I'm actually starting to like this Hey,I'mactually Aaand hes charact- dead.
Farewell_MFs Farewell_MFs
11 feb
Hey, I'm actually starting to like this Hey,I'mactually Aaand hes charact- dead.
4.4 Dae Han Jung
Id -
Woke up to the best news! Denver has lifted the pitbull ban! See you soon Mr.WorldWide
for
SuperintendentSkinner SuperintendentSkinner
5 nov 2020
4.4 Dae Han Jung Id - Woke up to the best news! Denver has lifted the pitbull ban! See you soon Mr.WorldWide for
his profile picture.
stuffIfindFunny stuffIfindFunny
23 sep 2020
his profile picture.
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
BuggyBob BuggyBob
22 jan 2021
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
Angelfrms2987 Angelfrms2987
24 sep 2020
of TikTok @christine6899 The dog omg "I got almost 400 Thousand views on my last video
name something better than Logan and
Jake Paul, i bet you can't
@finah
death
WalmartEef WalmartEef
18 may
name something better than Logan and Jake Paul, i bet you can't @finah death
The bright side about being stuck at home,
No one can judge your day drinking.
imminent_dank_panda imminent_dank_panda
6 jan 2021
The bright side about being stuck at home, No one can judge your day drinking.