Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
Tabby Tabby
15 apr
Me after I fall asleep in a tank top
THE KITTEN SAYS I THE COW SAYS
MEW THE DUGK SAYS I THE DOGGIE SAYS
QUACK DAA-DDY?
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
THE KITTEN SAYS I THE COW SAYS MEW THE DUGK SAYS I THE DOGGIE SAYS QUACK DAA-DDY?
Never thought my spirit animal might be a cat
SadLemonGrab SadLemonGrab
25 sep 2020
Never thought my spirit animal might be a cat
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
@hennydemiks
back
Spicytunaroll01 Spicytunaroll01
27 jan 2021
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
10 Black Widow Cosplay That Look just Like
The Marvel Comics
These Black Widow cosplays are some of the best we've ever seen. They practically bring the
Marvel heroine to life!
famousdavidsirdude famousdavidsirdude
26 mar
10 Black Widow Cosplay That Look just Like The Marvel Comics These Black Widow cosplays are some of the best we've ever seen. They practically bring the Marvel heroine to life!
are tom and jerry best friends x I
ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE
Tom and Jerry are best friends. But
Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry.
Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
LittyWolfGirl420 LittyWolfGirl420
20 sep 2020
are tom and jerry best friends x I ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry. Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
Swedish dogs be like
Bjork
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
22 sep 2020
Swedish dogs be like Bjork
Nobody:
The boys bathroom
Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
XKENZIEXx XKENZIEXx
17 mar
Nobody: The boys bathroom Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays.
lilyawhoknew: lumos5000:
-fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every.
"But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible"
BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 aug 2020
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays. lilyawhoknew: lumos5000: -fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every. "But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible" BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
did you sleep well? me:
did you sleep well? me:
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house:
if
__zorak__ __zorak__
24 sep 2020
My cat as soon as I open any drawer in the house: if
Batman and Sons
"THE JOKER'S ON YOU"
WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..?
HEY, DAD!
GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW!
AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO!
STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
Gabi Gabi
21 sep 2020
Batman and Sons "THE JOKER'S ON YOU" WONDER IF GOING TO SEE ANY OF THAT MONEY..? HEY, DAD! GO WASH YOUR FACES NOW! AND THAT GOES FOR you TOO! STORY AND ART BY THE BLACK CAT (JM) BATMAN, ROBIN, BATMAN AND OTHER RELATED CHARACTERS COPYRIGHTED TO DC COMICS
ear followers,
Today I of
Tomorrow?
WINO KNOWS.0-
HumanouijaBoard HumanouijaBoard
25 sep 2020
ear followers, Today I of Tomorrow? WINO KNOWS.0-
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
Tabby Tabby
28 mar
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy",
"toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the
universe" every 2 seconds
ItTyrone ItTyrone
29 dec 2020
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy", "toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the universe" every 2 seconds
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground