Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
When someone comes out to party with me for the first tine
ready to die
When someone comes out to party with me for the first tine ready to die
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
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Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
Resident
Evil 3
Cosplay.
Nailed it!
Resident Evil 3 Cosplay. Nailed it!
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Requeum Requeum
8 jan 2021
Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
LIKE IF YOU MISS BOB ROSS
PVE NEVER WATCHED HIM BUT IVE HEARD HES A GOOD GUY
Wailordsaysyouaregay Wailordsaysyouaregay
24 sep 2020
LIKE IF YOU MISS BOB ROSS PVE NEVER WATCHED HIM BUT IVE HEARD HES A GOOD GUY
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
Arthurfleck88 Arthurfleck88
26 apr
Me walking into the adult toy store and not seeing a single action figure
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was
to beat the living shit out of it
ItsMichael ItsMichael
3 mar
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was to beat the living shit out of it
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
me showing up to my buddy's
house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack
Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
sugondeeze sugondeeze
23 sep 2020
me showing up to my buddy's house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN!
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
weregrouch weregrouch
20 sep 2020
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN! FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
Nobody:
The boys bathroom
Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
XKENZIEXx XKENZIEXx
17 mar
Nobody: The boys bathroom Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
People That Walk Fast Are
Reported To Be Less Happy
ave.
The faster you walk the more unhappy you
Spaceham Spaceham
25 sep 2020
People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy ave. The faster you walk the more unhappy you