Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
captainhowdy556 captainhowdy556
24 sep 2020
5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far - 5 different bucks and 7 does on camera so far
Add a public comment...
Stephan H You look like jimmy neutron with maxed out
stats
10 months ago
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
4 dec 2020
Add a public comment... Stephan H You look like jimmy neutron with maxed out stats 10 months ago
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
over
on, fave mare biad
You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by
Count Docku!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
over on, fave mare biad You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by Count Docku! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's
Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
SoundCoral SoundCoral
17 nov 2020
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
No
I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
utter_siegedaddy utter_siegedaddy
11 jun
No I've never been in love but imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your Waiter arriving with your food.
Am cute enough?
yes -
Tsarbucks Tsarbucks
26 sep 2020
Am cute enough? yes -
My Room mate just broke up with his girlfriend that cook for us.
My Room mate just broke up with his girlfriend that cook for us.
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours.
you
can't wear a mask outside, and
or treat,
_TonyStark _TonyStark
24 sep 2020
You can wear a mask, and sit in school for 8 hours. you can't wear a mask outside, and or treat,
SS<
UNILAD MIN READ
Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending
To Be A Dog
Every day. We stray further from god.
UnexpectedChubby UnexpectedChubby
25 sep 2020
SS< UNILAD MIN READ Woman Quits Job To Earn Six Figures A Month Pretending To Be A Dog Every day. We stray further from god.
"f idiots could wou dbe?
_Phantom_ _Phantom_
15 jan 2021
"f idiots could wou dbe?
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
the1andOnlyNicki the1andOnlyNicki
27 jan 2021
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
A shitten.
RufustheStufus RufustheStufus
22 sep 2020
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please A shitten.
NY,
we
Ny
pe
AP
ot
The boys - The boys
AnalWizard AnalWizard
24 sep 2020
NY, we Ny pe AP ot The boys - The boys
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
@hennydemiks
back
Spicytunaroll01 Spicytunaroll01
27 jan 2021
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
Force Ghost Qui-Gon watches as Anakin claps Padme's cheeks
I PICTURE MY SANTA CLAUS RIPPING ROLLING BURNOUTS IN A TOR-RED '70
'CUDA WITH A 426 HEMI AND A 4 SPEED
Customz_Daily Customz_Daily
26 dec 2020
I PICTURE MY SANTA CLAUS RIPPING ROLLING BURNOUTS IN A TOR-RED '70 'CUDA WITH A 426 HEMI AND A 4 SPEED