Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater?
Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
8 mar
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater? Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
ShaunSanchez ShaunSanchez
24 sep 2020
Why'd he eat every tiktok girl up like that? Wait for it
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops?
Me:
OGmememaster OGmememaster
14 dec 2020
Wounded burglar: aren't you going to call the cops? Me:
Please be safe while taking photos!
bulky_stolen_panda bulky_stolen_panda
27 jan 2021
Please be safe while taking photos!
Not your babe!
Not your babe!
I don't know if I should say hi to her, ask for an autograph, or report her to the museum.
Moneyluv Moneyluv
22 apr
I don't know if I should say hi to her, ask for an autograph, or report her to the museum.
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
Lodada Lodada
8 dec 2020
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
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CoffeeCreme CoffeeCreme
30 dec 2020
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am aster
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
wtf_no wtf_no
25 sep 2020
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
Her: Do you have protection?
PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS
Ge cONDOMS
WENAININ ,
YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
Her: Do you have protection? PREMIUM LATED CONDOMS Ge cONDOMS WENAININ , YC MAGNUM DONG FOR YOUR MAGNL MM DC
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
xpurple_eeveex xpurple_eeveex
22 jan 2021
When you expect the worst, and worst happens, but you're happy because you expected correctly.
And I'm suddenly ok with dying!
And I'm suddenly ok with dying!
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
EmKay_KayDee EmKay_KayDee
22 jan 2021
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.