• Replying to if being sexy was a crime
id be serving a life sentence
A life sentence? For a crime you didn't
commit?
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    • Imagine being so self-centered that you post shit like this
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    • Unfunny caption
      _yumbo_ 9 aug
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    • If being sexy was a crime i would be a law abiding citizen
      Snivy_ 9 aug
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    • If being sexy was a crime I would be on death row for child trafficking.
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    • If being sexy was a crime I would serve a life sentence for murdering four people
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    • That’s not clever or funny
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    • I'm just gonna say these features recently are fucking sucking. I got confused if it was collective or subs
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    • Pretty basic, knee jerk response. Nothing too clever
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    • If being sexy was a crime... I would be a law abiding citizen
      MLGtbone 9 aug
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    • This is one of the most mild insults you could possibly give stop with the HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING K!LLED HER DUDE just stop
      Mythbuff 9 aug
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    • Nah, the life sentence is for multiple counts of premeditated vehicular homicide as well as 7 counts of child sex trafficking, 15 counts of illicit drug use and distribution, 12 counts of organ trafficking, 32 counts of aggravated assault, and 9 counts of kidnapping for ransom.
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    • I like JonTron but I fking hate this reaction image
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    • Stick bug very sexy
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    • Unnecessary reaction image
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    • Katt?
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    • If being sexy is crime then i am arrest
      nicko564 9 aug
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    • Dickwad 9 aug
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    • Just got slapped into 2018
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    • If having a big dick was a crime I'd be a felon in 49 states, not because I have a big dick, but because I ran over 4 Mexican children
      iSadist 12 aug
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    • Bruh that’s not even a good roast
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    • If being sexy was a crime I’d be a law abiding citizen and a role model in the community
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    • AhotFire 9 aug
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    • Call me OJ cuz idk
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    • If being ugly was a crime. Then ya boi is bill Clinton. Not arrested but everyone knows he should be.
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    • not really
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    • If being sexy was a crime, I commit the wrong crime
      chopstew 10 aug
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    • If being a virgin was a crime... I would’ve be sentenced to life in prison
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    • If being sexy was a crime I’d be a model citizen.
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    • Boy Americans been fucking stupid we literally beat New York’s murder rate though
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    • This shit wouldn’t even be a burn in elementary school.
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    • I like how it got more likes as well
      Og_Loc 12 aug
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    • If being sexy was a crime, they’d give me the key to the city
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    • If being sexy was I crime, I would never commit a crime in my life
      espereerr 12 aug
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    • It wasn’t even that good of a comeback 😀
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    • iPhones 11 aug
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    • 24601 you wear a different chain.
      eborden 11 aug
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    • Wasn't a good burn
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    • The justice system in a nutshell
      ogGL 11 aug
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    • And she would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling simps
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    • Anyone who doesn't use a picture of themself is ugly. We flex online cause y'all dont know that
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    • If sexy is crime then I am arrest
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    • People overuse that reaction meme for even the slightest of burns.
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    • If being attractive and loved was a crime, I'd be a law abiding citizen
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    • If this was a crime I would be given a medal by the president for being the most law abiding
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    • Hornet895 11 aug
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    • End this stupid overused meme
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    • If being ugly was a crime I would have been executed for crimes against humanity.
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    • That comeback was on the same level of humor an average 4th grader could muster
      walu1g1 10 aug
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    • Toads were the actual culprit
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    • That's how fucked up our criminal justice system is! 🤬
      theShaQ 10 aug
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    • Honestly, this might be my least favorite reaction image of all time. It's just cringry and never fits the tone of the post in the slightest.
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    • If being sexy was a crime I’d be a model citizen
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    • If being sexy was a crime I would be going to jail for 7 counts of aggravated assault, 3 counts of trespassing, 1 count of r ape and 4 counts of murder
      AnxietyRp 10 aug
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    • Bitch
      IamABird 10 aug
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    • Oof
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    • “If being sexy is a crime, then I’m guilty of 13 million accounts of ethnic cleansing.”
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    • Yeah, happens all the time honestly. Lots of innocents in the dog house.
      Souppaa 10 aug
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    • Thats not clever at all I hate these memes that don't click
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    • I would seduce the cops into letting me go
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    • Don't tell BLM
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    • Twitter moment
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    • This is America
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    • If being sexy was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence for murdering thousands of individuals
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    • Joahlmao 10 aug
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    • If been sexy is crime, I am arrest
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    • If being sexy was a crime I would get George Floyd'd
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    • 21Redcoat 10 aug
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    • I'm a sovereign fucking citizen
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    • This is what is wrong with our criminal justice system. Sending ugly people to life in prison for crimes they didn’t commit smh
      TsarMoose 10 aug
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    • If being remotely good looking was a crime, ifunny community would be a boot licker
      N8rtots 10 aug
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    • If being a communist was legal I'd be starving
      slyrix 10 aug
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    • If sexy was a crime I'd be the goodiest two shoes law abiding citizen in the world.
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    • should’ve said “poor thing, who framed you?” but was still shit nonetheless
      Voted 10 aug
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    • Anybody else want to punch reaction dude?
      HDSilk 10 aug
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    • Ohoohhooo you better cover your face up middle east ladies
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    • If being sexy was a crime I would be arrested for multiple war crimes in Afghanistan
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    • Just here, still waiting to be loved
      Sayak 10 aug
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    • Then I’m a law abiding citizen
      Doemon 10 aug
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