Replying to @elonmusk
You are my hero, Elon.
Magoth Magoth
13 mar
Replying to @elonmusk You are my hero, Elon.
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
StacieByrd
24 jun
The Demon in my room watching me sleep ass naked during the Summer
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in
the bathroom
ErosOne ErosOne
22 sep 2020
When you get a cat, you will never be lonely in the bathroom
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital.
@strait2school
Sis
SSR_Dio SSR_Dio
15 jan 2021
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital. @strait2school Sis
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
oooh who's an edgy boy? who's an edgy boy?! yes you are! oooh what a hot take! your statements are so controversial! what an edgy boy
told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source
tymorrowland
Se
THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source tymorrowland Se THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy
fit!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-
plexed!"
questionable_reddit questionable_reddit
11 jun
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy fit! What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping! Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine! hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr- plexed!"
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
_SwissCheats_ _SwissCheats_
24 sep 2020
me: thinking look cute I with my piercings
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
thegay0ne thegay0ne
11 feb
ME: LET ME SEE THAT KITTY HER:
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
SS
SISTER CASSIA
he
The_Dragoon The_Dragoon
25 sep 2020
SS SISTER CASSIA he
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater?
Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
8 mar
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater? Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's
Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.
SoundCoral SoundCoral
17 nov 2020
In case you need a "feel good" today, here's Sir Patrick Stewart melting over a puppy.