• remy. i hate this debate. he's a street rat he would absolutely clobber stuart with his bare hands. stuart hasn't worked for anything in his life. remy knows struggle. stuart is a lil bitch.
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    • Stuart would cry from a broom stick. Remmy would catch it mid swing and shove it up your ass
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    • Stuart fought a hawk and cat sure, but Remy got struck by lighting and got flooded in a sewer within the first ten minutes and fucking survived. Remy would literally cook Stuart into a dish and serve it to his adopted family the fuck you mean
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    • “Oh but Stuart Little has a car” bitch Remy can jump on some dude’s head and pilot him like a Pacific Rim mech. Tf is your little toy car gonna do against that? Stuart Little getting hurt ass stomped in 3 seconds flat
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    • Remy can operate a whole human he just pull up to the fight in his fucking ginger mecha suit
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    • Biggie cheese would wreck both these foos
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    • Remmy is a RAT. Stuart is a MOUSE. Remmy could cook and then eat his little ass in one bite.
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    • Remy escaped a girl with a shotgun with enough time to save a book he will clap Stuart
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    • Stuart knows how to operate a glock though
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    • I'm pretty sure Stuart's faced off against a mountain lion before and won. Remy's greatest feat is running away from poison gas.
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    • Isn't Stuart a mouse? And aren't mice smaller than rats?
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    • Didnt work for anything? Boy was an orphan in a human orphanage
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    • Imagine being a kid in the same orphanage and those pricks pick a mouse over you
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    • Stuart fought off a hawk and cats, you all just hate him cuz y'all ain't him.
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    • It's literally a rat vs a mouse. Why would any life info be relevant? Lol. Fucking murder stuart
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    • Once the boys and I are outta this bitch we jumpin that snob hoe, Stuart.
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    • Isn't Remy... French?
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    • The cooks got remys back
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    • That’s like comparing the hulk to Oscar the Grouch just because they’re both green. It sounds fair but everyone knows Oscar would wipe the floor with him.
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    • I love rats 🐀
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    • Remy can turn humans into basically walking Mechs. So fuck Stuart Little.
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    • Remy is a nigga
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    • Rattetoiu would impale him with a fucking spoon. What's the debate for?
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    • Remmy know how to use a knife. Hes gonna turn stuart into mouseatouille.
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    • Its time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
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    • Remy is a mecha pilot
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    • If Remy started losin he could pull out his human mech and just obliterate Stuart
      C0ba1t 6 aug
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    • I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking
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    • You forget the fact that remy is french and will therefore just surrender immediately
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    • Remmy is French though, so Stuart should win.
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    • Stuart Little has literally fought off an army of cats and knows how to drive and fire guns
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    • Stuart has a plane yo he will kamikaze tf out out of Remmy
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    • What about ratatouille
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    • Remi has been struck by lightning for fucks sake i think hes good
      rknz 6 aug
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    • Depends on if stuart is allowed to use his car
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    • The real debate is Big Cheese vs Ratthew
      Rambutan 7 aug
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    • Also remy can control humans
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    • Stuart is smart enough to drive and operate an airplane. Remy can make a bomb soup but hey that’s it
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    • Stallord ratatouille content
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    • my boy ratatouille fucking rose from the sewers and opened a successful business hed clap the shit out of stuart
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    • Stuart took down a hawk I think he’d beat remy
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    • Why y’all gotta hate on lil Stuart :( he’s so cute
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    • Did anyone play the video games
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    • Stuart would be trying to explain why there’s no need to fight while remi would already be charging at him atop his human who is armed with a pot and a cleaver
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    • Counter point: Remy is canonically French and Stuart is an American. Historically speaking I like the mouses odds
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    • Stuart. He’s got cats as boys. The fuck aren’t gonna do? Make them a meal? Fuck outta here!
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    • my name is stuart and i fucking hate stuart little with every fiber of my being (^:
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    • Remmy just needs his Linguini mech
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    • Plus Remy can pilot a human mech.
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    • Remy got his whole gang to back him up, bitch ass Stuart is gonna get run up on
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    • Remy like dodged shotgun blasts, poison gas, even flew for a bit, and did nothing but work for his dream. Only ballsy thing I remember Stuart doing was face off a mountain lion which he had help with if I remember right. Stuart literally went from adoption home to a mansion with a wealthy family.
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    • Yeah but him being voiced by Michael J Fox makes him a chad
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    • Remy can use human hair to pilot a lad like in a mecha anime
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    • You should compare Remy to the mouse from the movie mouse hunt!
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    • Valid point, however, I've never met a cook that could fight besides Gordon Ramsey. (He's an outlier)
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    • I like the part in the movie when the son tells the parents what they were thinking when they adopted the rat.
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    • Remy speak
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    • Obviously me
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    • Remy a real one, Stewart is a shitty little white boy (litterally)
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    • Remy keeps a Tommy tucked
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    • Remy knows how to pull hair
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    • Isnt stuart a mouse though. They are significantly smaller than rats
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    • You guys need to see Paris street rats with your own eye to believe their fucking size !!! They can 1v1 a cat easy
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    • The Brainiacs would fuck both of them with ease
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    • REMY HAS A HUMAN MECH
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    • Also Remy is darker than Stuart
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    • Stuart would win in a free roam fight for sure. Remy only has a chance in an empty arena. Even then, Stuart will throw hands but I’m not sure about remy.
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    • Stuart fought off multiple cats and a hawk, tf you mean?
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    • Remember when Remmy almost got shot?
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    • Stuart has a car, a plane, and is friends with a cat
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    • Stuart has a car that can be used as a weapon
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    • If they where in a white room no weapons or people remy would obviously win
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    • Trump would beat them both
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    • Stuart could fly a miniature plane. He could drop weapons of war on remy
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    • oh are we fucking rats now?
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    • Stuart little? More like Stuart the lil bitch
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    • I hate Stewart little so fucking much omg I’m shaking with rage right now
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    • Stuart has a car. He’d run Remy’s ass over.
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    • But as voice actors both are legends
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    • Bro Stuart has a big brain though. He would outsmart remy
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    • The mice beat a fucking panther or some shit
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    • Aren't mice generally smaller than rats?
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    • Stuart flys toy planes. Remy flys B-22 Bombers
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    • Remy is a rat stuart is a mouse rats hunt and eat mice
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    • Remy can control a 140 pound flesh mech. What's stuart got?
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    • Stuart is an engineer, he’s got tools, gadgets, and probably guns
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    • Jerry from Tom and Jerry would whoop them both 1v2
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    • I watched ratatouille last night, 2nd best Pixar movie just below Cars 2
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    • The only scenario I see Stuart winning in is if he were running while being chased by Remi, and he simply out maneuvers the bastard because his only sk1ll in the movies is escaping death like a coward
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    • No no he's got a point
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    • Stuart knows how to operate a car and this could run him over
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    • Stuart has a car and can drive and would run remys ass over in a fight
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    • I think a depressed radioactive spider bit me
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    • Stuart is also a mouse and therefore smaller than remy, so 3 disadvantages
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    • Dude Stuart would hire the cat to murder the rat and bring it back as a gift to the door step
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    • Remy would just climb on Stuart's head and pull his hair to control him until he stop beating his head in with a rock
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    • Remy survived a fucking shotgun while Stuart cry’s in his little car, FUCK STUART LITTLE I’ll kick that dumb mouse
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    • Sure Remy can pilot a human, but Stuart got that Red roadster with the drop top. I’m sorry but Stuart wins with drip, all imma say.
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