Reminders to self:
<>I can't change anyone.
<>I need to stop reacting
to pain and feel it.
<>I need to shift to a
different reality where
my fears don't make me
feel afraid.
Reminders to self: <>I can't change anyone. <>I need to stop reacting to pain and feel it. <>I need to shift to a different reality where my fears don't make me feel afraid.
WHEN THE DOCTOR CONFIRMS YOU ARE MORBIDLY A BEAST
BlankPoint BlankPoint
12 mar
WHEN THE DOCTOR CONFIRMS YOU ARE MORBIDLY A BEAST
Just got anew dog and wanted to share him with the world - Just got a new dog and wanted to share him with the world
FitchPlayz
26 sep 2020
Just got anew dog and wanted to share him with the world - Just got a new dog and wanted to share him with the world
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook? A misteak
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
Xinity Xinity
23 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you
RA well, their
shiaid cheuld months.
ErikaItsumi ErikaItsumi
27 sep 2020
RA well, their shiaid cheuld months.
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
20 YEARS FROM NOW. KIDS ARE GOING TO REALIZE
THEIR QUARANTINE HAIRCUTS WERE DONE BALL HAIR, CLIPPERS
Ru5ty Ru5ty
24 nov 2020
20 YEARS FROM NOW. KIDS ARE GOING TO REALIZE THEIR QUARANTINE HAIRCUTS WERE DONE BALL HAIR, CLIPPERS
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch
dowd dow
DickHoits DickHoits
14 sep 2020
The roof of my mouth when it sees me pouring bowl of captain crunch dowd dow
Women: all men do is fucking lie
Women:
MatthewKeebaugh MatthewKeebaugh
7 jan 2021
Women: all men do is fucking lie Women:
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink
POOL
Li
Spiders Spiders
28 dec 2020
2002 you're at a family reunion hiding out in nanna's basement playing donkey Kong on your and the "cool aunt" sneaks you your first drink POOL Li
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
shaundenee shaundenee
4 nov 2020
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
MrEcchiKing MrEcchiKing
24 nov 2020
Just took that Dolly Parton vaccine so far no side effects
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago.
My kid:
I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
TiaCalenture TiaCalenture
27 oct 2020
Me: Why aren't you ready for bed? I told you to get ready for bed 10 minutes ago. My kid: I was gonna listen to that, but then just carried on living my life
Raise your hand if you're
seriously impressed you're still alive
bigirish66 bigirish66
3 jun
Raise your hand if you're seriously impressed you're still alive
The Name Is
ip
Blonde, Jane
Blonde
lettuce_yeetdrive lettuce_yeetdrive
16 dec 2020
The Name Is ip Blonde, Jane Blonde