"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?"
ME:
"YOU JUST GONNA DO METH AND JERK OFF ALL NIGHT AGAIN?" ME:
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
AIDSen1981 AIDSen1981
22 jan 2021
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse
until it gets featured
spinnychair spinnychair
23 sep 2020
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse until it gets featured
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
those_cause those_cause
19 may
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt
Me trying to face things with a sense of poise and rationality
Beth14 Beth14
20 sep 2020
Me trying to face things with a sense of poise and rationality
Houston42 Houston42
26 sep 2020
Hey bro what music do you listen to to hype yourself up? Me an intellectual:
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man
= ad
Camila Morrone has a great smile!
Leonardo DiCaprio is one lucky man = ad Camila Morrone has a great smile!
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan 2021
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs Perhaps I treated you too harshly
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
SkweezyJibbz SkweezyJibbz
24 nov 2020
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
completeUnexpected completeUnexpected
17 sep 2020
a ada) Yall please watch this i can not make this up